Was suppose to see The Man of Steel with a group of friends last night. But once we got to the theater a few of my friends decided they'd really rather see World War Z and those of us who wanted to see The Man of Steel gave in. Such utter shit! Absolutely awful in every way imaginable! This is why I never see movies like this in the theater. I feel like I wasted $5.50, a couple of hours of my life, and a perfectly good evening off. Also frustrating that it will be a whole week before I have another evening free to go check out Superman just because we had to go see that worthless pile of tripe.
Imagine the most generic zombie film your mind can possibly come up with. Then remove all the gore. Add a bunch of large scale mindless action, a bunch of explosions. There, that is World War Z. It is like a shitty summer blockbuster got together with a shitty zombie horror flick and they had a bastard child together. If Michael Bay did zombies, this is exactly what we'd get.
The whole time watching it I was shifting in my seat trying to stay comfortable while wishing it would hurry up and end. Such a long piece of shit too. I intentionally tried to go to sleep just so I could get through it, but failed and had to suffer the whole thing. This movie was so damn shitty, here it is 3 in the morning and I am still pissed off that I wasted anything to do with myself on it. Even the gas spent driving to the theater feels like a regrettable loss.
Worse of all. We get out of the theater and before anyone else says anything, one of my friends pipes up and says, "That was a lot better than I thought it would be! I mean, they changed a lot from the book, but overall they did a pretty good job!"
Better than you thought it would be??? How freaking bad did you think this damn turd was going to be??? Why the hell did you want to go see it if you thought it was going to be worse than that? I went in with really low expectations, and came out having a nervous breakdown and wishing I could have slipped into a coma. The fact that nobody else out of the group made a single comment on the film after our friend said that, makes me feel sure the others in the group felt the same way as me, but now we couldn't rag on about how awful it was without being rude to our friend who already stated that he really liked it.
0 out of 4 piles of Brat Pitt's steaming hot turds