Sign In

LUKE'S LONG OVER DUE LIGHTSABER THREAD

Author
Date
Author
Time
Post link
lol
well at least you havent forgot...
hehe

good publicity stunt!
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
Author
Time
Post link
You may. But we'll never forget. We'll beat you with our inadequate lightsabers until either you're a quivering mass on the ground or we get your cool sabers. It's your choice. But we warn you not to underestimate our powers.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
-------------------------
Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com
Author
Time
Post link
haha!!!!
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
Author
Time
Post link
It would all depend on what part of that certain Son of a Sith Lord those jumpers cables are attached to. Ouch.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
-------------------------
Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com
Author
Time
Post link
we'll start nice... with his eyes...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
Author
Time
Post link
Wow, I came in here to find out about lightsabers, but now I'm scared...
The original Star Wars trilogy: Our cultural history deserves to be preserved and should be available to the public like all great works of art!
Author
Time
Post link
you and all the rest sweyland..
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
Author
Time
Post link
...I guess its better not to know.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
Author
Time
Post link
Oh. Thanks for the warning guys I- aaarrghh- Get out while you still can TheSessler- run! aaahhhh...

The original Star Wars trilogy: Our cultural history deserves to be preserved and should be available to the public like all great works of art!
Author
Time
Post link
haha... he can run, but if the Mangler Bros. Inc. wish to find, he cannot hide anywhere in any universe.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
Author
Time
Post link
Funny how Luke has disappeared, again.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author
Time
Post link
If you were being threatened with jumper cable electrocution, wouldn't you dissappear as well, Gundark?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
-------------------------
Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com
Author
Time
Post link
hehe... we'll find him.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
Author
Time
Post link
You can run from the Mangler Bros., but you can't hide.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author
Time
Post link
exactly!
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
Author
Time
Post link
I smell a road trip; motti, DAYV?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author
Time
Post link
not yet, let him sweat some...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
Author
Time
Post link
OK.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author
Time
Post link
as Gundark, silently releases the safety…
Author
Time
Post link
... and trains his Remington 12 gauge sawed-off on Luke's knees...

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.