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KotOR and the PT

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I'm unsure on how many of you are familiar with the video games Knights of the Old Republic I and II, however, the story of the first, in my opinion, is a work of genius. I never saw the plot twist coming at all. If you are unfamiliar with the storyline of the first game, here's a summery: You play an outcast with little-to-nothing to remember your past. You have, however, some dreams of memories and the like. You find out quickly that it's been ten years since a dark lord, Revan, has waged war on the galaxy (his apprentice, Malak, has taken his place since then). Revan since disappeared and was never seen or heard from again. After several side adventures, and towards the end of the story, you find out that you are Revan, although Revan is dead. You get to chose your destiny (i.e. Light or Dark Side).

The question is, with some obvious alternations and the like, do you think this premise would have worked for the Prequel Trilogy (with Anakin as the character with an unknown past, but exceptional Force skills; unknowingly to himself and everyone else that he was a dark lord from the past who forgot his past)? Obviously whoever he was as the dark lord before he was turned back to Anakin would be dead;however, after finding out that he was the war lord that he has been hunting (either on his own, or from Palpatine) would probably push anyone into self-hatred, thus, after many side plots, Darth Vader is born...

What do you guys think?
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eh... no that sounds bad to me, but I've never played the Kotor games. Still it'd probably have been alot better than...

Yousa in biiiig doooo dooo dis time!!!!!

Oh noooo!! Weeesa gonna be annoyed by meesa for two whole hoursa!!!

Yipeee!

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

Hey guys let's all have an award ceremony for this wrench for being so darn useful. What is its serial number? 00000434340054535934838578783483895834-BS1? Thank you, 00000434340054535934838578783483895834-BS1. Oh and ruler of the planet, you clean it up. Scrub it good, bitch.

Hi I'm C 3PO, I was in the OT, remember? I guess I was built by darth vader. Noooooooooooooooooo, that's impossible!!! I'll just go away now...

Ooops I'm sorry for blowing up your entire space ship and killing you all... bye!

Since all you guys can't decide what to do about my problem without ten years of deliberation, can we just elect a new president right now or whatever? Ok we all agree. Meesaaaaa stillllllllll here!! OH NO meesa crotch smashed into again. Meesa not paid enough for thisa.

Duel duel duel. I have the high ground ha ha ha ha. Jump slowly. Flip. Slice. Ooooof. No fair, I had the high ground.

Holy sith, i'm ten years older and I've become a whiny creepy guy for no apparent reason, marry me. Ok I will.

War's finally gonna happen ya'll... some type of terminator ripoff shit, and it only took two whole movies to get there. We need to start an empire. Ok sounds good to us. Go for it.

STAR WARS

WAR! Just incase you didn't know that's what this is about already...

Cough Cough, I'm just going to be the most non-threatening villain ever captured on film er... harddrive. My toys won't sell at all, I know, and that's the only reason I exist. Can you believe I'm replacing christopher Lee? Yeah, stupid, right?

bla bla bla order 66 with fries.

Hey remember those clones of a villainous bounty hunter who tried to kill that Padme for having such a silly name, are connected to someone called Tyranus, and were ordered by some mysterious figure we have yet to discover the identity of? They're all turning against us, Yoda. Fucked, we are. Well the rest anyway... manage, we will to get away since we're in the OT.

Hi I'm chewbacca what the fuck am i doing here?

Padme, hey I dreamed you were going to die, but I didn't dream of you being dead, just you grunting and puffing like women giving birth do, but I'll assume you'll die like my mom. What, this doesn't bother you at all? You saw the last movie didn't you? Fell asleep? Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit. I'll just turn to the dark side. that'll work.

Your weird scrunchy facial expressions are no match for my one of a kind, ever, purple lightsaber. Ha ha ha, eww why's your face melting?

Noo wait I know he's evil and such and would say anything to save himself but he told me he'd help me out...

I don't give a damn.

Then take this!

Cheesy dialogue! Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesy diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaalogue!!! Ahh...

How uncivilized. Wink wink. Remember when I said "A lightsaber's not as random and clumbsy as a blaster, it's a weapon for a more civilized age"?

ACK, stop choking me, Annie...

heh, alright, I just gave birth to two kids through some orgasm machine with some robot's cold dead hands feeling around my private area and I feel fine... dies.

Teach us the trick to immortality now, do you? What kind of twisted son of a bitch are you?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


--ahhh that felt good--
He big in nothing important in good elephant.

"Miss you, I will, Original Trilogy..."

"Your midichlorians are weak, Old man." -Darth Vader 2007 super deluxe extra special dipped in chocolate sauce edition.

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SHIT that made me laugh! Too bad the Micro-machine guy is dead `cause that would have great sumorized by him. Good job.
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I never really liked the KOTOR games but i enjoy playing Battlefront and Lego Star Wars but i have yet to get Lego Star Wars II.
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Originally posted by: MJR80
I'm unsure on how many of you are familiar with the video games Knights of the Old Republic I and II, however, the story of the first, in my opinion, is a work of genius. I never saw the plot twist coming at all. If you are unfamiliar with the storyline of the first game, here's a summery: You play an outcast with little-to-nothing to remember your past. You have, however, some dreams of memories and the like. You find out quickly that it's been ten years since a dark lord, Revan, has waged war on the galaxy (his apprentice, Malak, has taken his place since then). Revan since disappeared and was never seen or heard from again. After several side adventures, and towards the end of the story, you find out that you are Revan, although Revan is dead. You get to chose your destiny (i.e. Light or Dark Side).

The question is, with some obvious alternations and the like, do you think this premise would have worked for the Prequel Trilogy (with Anakin as the character with an unknown past, but exceptional Force skills; unknowingly to himself and everyone else that he was a dark lord from the past who forgot his past)? Obviously whoever he was as the dark lord before he was turned back to Anakin would be dead;however, after finding out that he was the war lord that he has been hunting (either on his own, or from Palpatine) would probably push anyone into self-hatred, thus, after many side plots, Darth Vader is born...

What do you guys think?


Man, and I was thinking about buying that game one of these days too, but you have to go and ruin the ending. Thanks a lot, spanky.

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Originally posted by: Nanner Split

Man, and I was thinking about buying that game one of these days too, but you have to go and ruin the ending. Thanks a lot, spanky.


That's why I didn't even read his post.

"Now all Lucas has to do is make a cgi version of himself.  It will be better than the original and fit his original vision." - skyjedi2005

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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Man, and I was thinking about buying that game one of these days too, but you have to go and ruin the ending. Thanks a lot, spanky.
I think "here's a summery" would have been a logical place to stop reading for someone in your position.

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I didn't mean anything by it... I did put a "here's a summary" statement. Again, I apologize. I just wanted some feedback on the idea.
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Hey, Roger Ebert can write two-page summaries of movies without giving away the ending. You gave it away in a paragraph!

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true he's one of those reviewers who gives you a summary of the film while sharing his thoughts on it, but I think the key difference is that he's reviewing the media... bla but what does it matter. What's done is done.

And to add to my previous rambling post...

Oh damnit I predicted my mother would die and she did. It's all obi-wan's fault althouth he didn't do anything that would kill my mother. The sandpeople who did actually do it were all under obiwan's control I guess. Now I'm worried that my wife will die even though for two whole movies people have been trying to kill her but somehow she's escaped death. I should be assured that she's not going to die so easily.

After battling for naboo (bless you), fighting during the clone wars, surviving from a fall out of a ship, and escaping assasination attempts on her life through decoys and jedi help, Padme Naberrie Amidala Skywalker dies for

absolutely no reason.

Thank you and goodnight.

He big in nothing important in good elephant.

"Miss you, I will, Original Trilogy..."

"Your midichlorians are weak, Old man." -Darth Vader 2007 super deluxe extra special dipped in chocolate sauce edition.

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There's gonna be a KOTOR 3? Where do I sign up?