June 8, 2010 - Booking for Guest Spot on THE VFP Show!

Hello, Mister or Missus OT.com poster! How are you this morning/afternoon/evening?

We here at VFPBC are thinking of putting on a weekly forum talk show, hosted by popular longtime OT.com poster vote_for_palpatine. We plan to feature comedy, musical acts, and an interview segment with today's finest posters!

How would you describe your level of interest in such a project?

1) JAY!!!
2) Lame itself thinks this is lame
3) Wait...what?
4) You know, VFP, they make amazing drugs these days that could help you
5) I probably won't quit the forum over this

4, mainly because I find that answer choice humorous.

Hi there. Ted Flergsen, marketing coordinator at VFPBC. Mr. Firnk, your post is - what's a kind way to put it? - intriguing.

The original post is MARKET RESEARCH. There's no show yet. We're simply exploring the possibility of starting one.

Furthermore, "GAY" wasn't a choice. We were looking for "JAY!!!" as in "Jay [Sylvester], please do something about the weirdo and his weird post!"

No, that's alright, Ted. Anyway Frink, I'm glad you're on board with the idea, and with enough positive feedback, it looks like "The VFP Show" could be come a thing!

Hotcha!

Oh...who cares about that...

....I wanna know what you're wearing...

Davnes, you do remember that you're on OT right now and not NNRRPPBB, right?

huh?..oh....yaa................right..............NNRRPPBB

I admit it, I missed the joke. Besides, you were probably coming on to Ted, not me.

I vote for the polar bear!

PRO board, thank you very much.

So...The VFP Show? Anyone else?

My people already have a deal with tvbracket, the UK's number one brand for tvbrackets. But thanks for the personal appeal.

Why don't you post more, tvbracket?

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Though I have come not to trust VFPBC. That network cancels more shows in mid-season than FOX!

Yes, but that was under the old regime at VFPacom. The new network and CEO is committed to giving Programming a longer leash. Here, I have a quote given at an industry summit from March of this year:

CEO of VFPBC, Arch Merkner (pictured below):

"I like Internet forum shows"

TV's Frink said:

Yeah, remember the VOPT, or Murder! at Jay's Place, or OT.com LOST, or The Free Puppy Thing, or...

Did I miss any?

 Allow me to take these in turn:

1) VOPT - ORIGINAL Post Trilogy. I made all three posts. I did renege on doing the Prequels, but I mean, come on! I had to watch that garbage again to do the jokes, and there just isn't enough alcohol in the world to get me to watch them again, except in fan edit form.

2) MURDER at the Sylvester Estate - I have no defense for this one. I just preferred not to inflict a LOST-esque finale on the board and take lumps for that, so I instead elected to take lumps for that. Speaking of LOST...

3) OT.com's LOST - this was never intended to be anything serial. I threw it out there to see if anyone else wanted to NNRRPPB! on this board, and it quickly deteriorated into more gun/anti-gun stuff. Therefore, I left it alone.

4) The Free Puppy was to be given to participants in the Greatest Song Ever search. Only myself, bkev, and MothThreeAre presented a list, which is hardly a good sampling of posters.

The only item on the above list I deserve to get nailed for is MURDER at Jay's.

Coming June 1 - it's THE VFP Show! Guest and Musical Act CONFIRMED!!

Wooooohooooooo!

Hey everybody!

Join me, VFP, tonight for the premiere edition of THE VFP Show! We've got ourselves a kick-ass house band, another band making their first public performance in fifteen years, and I sit down for a chat with the one, the only, Gaffer Tape.

That's right, I said Gaffer Tape. Cover your keyboards.