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INT. '74 CHEVY (MOVING) – MORNING
An old gas guzzling, dirty, white 1974 Chevy Nova BARRELS
down a homeless-ridden street in Hollywood. In the front
seat are two young fellas – one white, one black – both
wearing cheap black suits with thin black ties under long
green dusters. Their names are VINCENT VEGA (white) and JULES
WINNFIELD (black). Jules is behind the wheel.
JULES
– Okay now, tell me about the blu-rays?
VINCENT
So what you want to know?
JULES
Well, Star Wars is changed more, right?
VINCENT
Yeah, it's changed, but is ain't a hundred percent changed. I mean they
can't change Ewoks into Wookiees, roll a joint, and start puffin' away.
They're only supposed to change old effects or certain designated lines.
JULES
Those are in Jedi?
VINCENT
Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own
it and, if you're the creator of a fan edit, it's legal to distribute it.
It's legal to download it, which doesn't really matter 'cause – get a
load of this – if Lucasfilm stops you, it's illegal for them to search
you. Searching you is a right that Lucas actually doesn't have.
JULES
That did it, man – I'm fuckin' downloadin', that's all there is to it.
VINCENT
You'll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about
the blu-rays is?
JULES
What?
VINCENT
The little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here, they
got there, but there they're a little different.
JULES
Examples?
VINCENT
Well, in the blu-ray, they got a new sound mix. And I don't
mean Dolby Digital 5.1 either. They got an all new DTS-MA
track. In Jedi, you can see Jar-Jar dancing at the end. Also,
you know what Han says before he shoots the Sarlacc tentacle
to save Lando?
JULES
He doesn’t say, “Trust me?”
VINCENT
No, Indiana Jones said that once. They wouldn't want people
to get confused.
JULES
What's he say?
VINCENT
“It’s ok I can see a lot better.”
JULES
(disbelieving)
...
What'd they do with Vader?
VINCENT
Vader's Vader, but he yells, “Nooooo” some more.
JULES
(chuckling)
Nooooo. What about Phantom Menace?
VINCENT
I dunno, I didn't watch the prequels. But you know what
they put on the bonus discs instead of the original trilogy?
JULES
What?
VINCENT
Boba Fett cartoon.
JULES
Goddamn!
VINCENT
I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a Clone Wars cartoon,
this is from the Holiday Special.
JULES
Uuccch!
