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Uh folks this is the Jokes Threads, the NFL one is right over there.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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But, technically, this could be discussed in either as both teams' records are quite a joke right now.

Sadly, I say this as a diehard Bears fan.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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Now you's talkin' my language, Dayv!
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
POOR BOSSK.






POOR BOSSK.













POUR BOSSK ANOTHER DRINK.







And singin' my kinda song!! A Cledus T. Judd version, but a good one nonetheless!
I just hate stupid people.

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It's E(l/r?)ection Day!

http://i.joemonster.org/i/u/wyboryusa.jpg
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That's a good one.

I did a search for humourous stuff lampooning both sides and the antiBush stuff was generally smarter and funnier than the mud from the other side. But them I am biased. There were a few funny jokes at the dems or Kerry's expense and I've included them here also.

This one's from last time but I'm sure Jeb's made the Florida ballots a bit easier this time including only the option of Bush.
http://www.technoangel.net/thecourt/misc/ballot.jpg

Here's hoping this isn't TIME's next edition.
http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/election/pix/timemaga.jpg

http://www.erikandanna.com/Humor/images/BushCheney.jpg

http://dennisslade.com/humor/masterrace.jpg

http://www.mindspring.com/~allancarter/Humor/algore_mastercard_ad.jpg

http://livingbeing.com/bush-junk/bush_evolution2.jpg

http://www.nodo50.org/paremoslaguerra/images/bush.gif

And oldie but a goodie.
http://www.peterfengler.de/main/bush_or_chimp.jpg

http://www.newyorkish.com/newyorkish/bushposters.gif

A pretty good similarity.
http://www.winnelliott.com/img/pyle-kerry.jpg

This one's just disturbing.
http://www.nasa-sports.com/images/Kerrydress.jpg

There's less nudity in this one than the above but it is ** just awful**, look away!
http://www.martinek.us/humor/newhire.jpg

Clinton dedicates two new national monuments.
http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/monument.jpg

http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/KFC.JPG
"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." - Goering.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." - Goebbels.

"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - Orwell.
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That one picture with Kerry's head on the girl in the see-through black dress is actually a picture of Kerry's daughter. Scary.
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LOL at Gomer Pyle.

So, Kerry's daughter looks exactly like him? Yikes, spooky. I mean, that's like Arnold Schwazenegger's sister, Mira Schwazenegger, who looks and sounds exactly like him, except for the long, blond hair and the higher pitched voice.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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smart ass.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Better than a dumb ass. BTW, nice one, RRS.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Nice compilation.
I just hate stupid people.

GO JETS!!!!

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DUBYA SABOTAGED MY FRIDGE!
A true story from RRS

Lately I was having problems with obtaining some decent ketchup - by "decent" I mean I'm a pretty picky customer and I have developed my own taste. It happened that I could not find it in my local grocery stores (if someone tells you I was simply too lazy to take a 10min. walk to supermarket, I'll deny it...).

Since Kerry's wife = Heinz ketchup, it must have been Dubya who is sabotaging Kerry's business in Central Europe - I can see through his strategery, he wanted to kill JFK's overseas profits and thus lower the sum he can spend on his campaign. But by doing so, he's also depriving my fridge of Heinz ketchup! It hurts my civil rights and I will report this to EU supreme court! My ancestors have fought on the land, in the air, on the sea and on the beaches so that I could buy any ketchup I want! Dubya's tyranny must end!



I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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Sad thing is, your argument would likely succeed in the Supreme Court of Canada.

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Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
TOO WAESOME, RRS !!!


Oh hell... He's suffering from Shimraaitis!!! Somebody get a gun and put him out of his misery.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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Nah! All you gotta do is rap him on the noggin with the butt of the gun; it'll set him straight.

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Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Wait, if we rap Shim on the head with the butt of a cannon, would that work?
I just hate stupid people.

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No. It will work with Dayv, because he was non-shimraaesque to begin with. So jarring his head a little will shake loose the effect of Shimitis. Shimraa started that way and if you don't have a "normal" standard to return to, you can't be freed from the hellish mental prison that Shimitis has been known to cause in scores of lab rats the world over.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Yeah, in Shimmy's case, the rap on the noggin would likely make him worse.

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Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Maybe it'd kill him. That would stop the bad posting.
I just hate stupid people.

GO JETS!!!!

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Oh yeah? What happened?
I just hate stupid people.

GO JETS!!!!

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