Jedi Knight casting call

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Date: 5-Jan-2005, 6:12 AM

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 5-Jan-2005 6:12 AM
Post link

Who would you give a lightsaber to? Here's my list (if you can guess which ones are actually joke suggestions, I'll e-mail you a cookie):

1) Kevin Sorbo [of TV's "Hercules"]
2) Dolph Lundgren
3) Oded Fehr
4) Val Kilmer
5) All of the non-hobbit and non-Saruman actors of "Lord of the Rings" [Miranda Otto, Karl Urban, Viggo Mortensen, etc]
6) Jeff Goldblum
7) Peta Wilson
8) Ron Perlman
9) Peta Wilson
10) Eric Bana
11) Hugh Jackman
12) Johnny Depp
13) Michelle Pfeiffer
14) Daniel Day-Lewis
15) Clint Eastwood
16) Sean Connery
17) Peter O'Toole
18) Charlton Heston
19) Michelle Yeoh
20) Carrie-Anne Moss
21) Timothy Dalton

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg

Author: TheSessler
Time: 5-Jan-2005 12:40 PM
Post link

Dolph Lundgren has to definitely be a joke, I'm surprised you didn't put Seagal on that list.

Seriously, Seagal needs to just stop making movies.

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 5-Jan-2005 12:53 PM
Post link

Ien McKellan
Chow Yun-Fat
Jet Li
They could make Patric Stewart a Force-heavy Jedi with a hover chair like Prof. X

Also, you wrote Peta Wilson as 7 and 9...

Author: ricarleite
Time: 5-Jan-2005 11:48 PM
Post link

Lou Ferrigno.

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: ADigitalMan
Time: 6-Jan-2005 3:56 AM
Post link

Kevin Smith

I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.

Author: Bossk
Time: 6-Jan-2005 4:13 AM
Post link

Ah, Kevin Smith already got to wield a lightsaber. Well, actually it was a bongsaber. And Jay got a two-bladed bongsaber.

But, seriously, you may see some kind of nod like KS with a saber if this whole TV thing goes through. Most recent rumor is that KS will be working on it with Mark Hamill. Neither are confirming nor denying. Usually if something is untrue, KS denies it to heaven and back.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
-------------------------
Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
kapgar.com

Author: ADigitalMan
Time: 6-Jan-2005 4:36 AM
Post link

I'd rather see KS get on with his Fletch prequel and leave Star Wars alone. I love the way he always references Star Wars, but I look to him for humorous stuff. I also don't need a sequel to Clerks either. I was excited about Fletch, but that's gone to development hell.

I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.

Author: sean wookie
Time: 6-Jan-2005 5:30 AM
Post link

Quote
Originally posted by: Bossk
Ah, Kevin Smith already got to wield a lightsaber. Well, actually it was a bongsaber. And Jay got a two-bladed bongsaber.

But, seriously, you may see some kind of nod like KS with a saber if this whole TV thing goes through. Most recent rumor is that KS will be working on it with Mark Hamill. Neither are confirming nor denying. Usually if something is untrue, KS denies it to heaven and back.

why didn't i here of this?!?

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 8-Jan-2005 5:54 AM
Post link

Quote
[Dolph Lundgren has to definitely be a joke/Q]

I keep forgetting that Dolph Lundgren is universally hated and sneered at. Surprisingly enough, many of the Star Wars fan fictions I've read that take place before Anakin before he became Vader make him out to look like Dolph Lundgren - very tall, very muscular, very blonde and very blue eyed.

I didn't mean to list Peta Wilson twice. My bad.

Would anyone accept Kristanna Loken as a female Jedi?

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 8-Jan-2005 1:49 PM
Post link

SURE, WHY NOT ???

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: TheSessler
Time: 8-Jan-2005 2:18 PM
Post link

I don't necessarily hate Dolph, hell, he did a decent job with the Punisher(despite what everyone else says), I just can't see him as a Jedi.

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 8-Jan-2005 4:58 PM
Post link

Can we include Timothy Dalton on the Jedi list?

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: TheSessler
Time: 8-Jan-2005 6:05 PM
Post link

Sure, he was the second best James Bond after all

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."