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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
There's also "deprogramming".... if they REALLY want to keep Nancy Cartwright.
Or they could just do us all a favour and stop making the simpsons.

War does not make one great.

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The Simpsons just got picked up for 2 more seasons, King of the Hill for 1 and Futurama for 27 episodes
"KILLING IS MY BUSINESS, AND BUSINESS IS GOOD."
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Originally posted by: Rotten Johnny
The Simpsons just got picked up for 2 more seasons, King of the Hill for 1 and Futurama for 27 episodes


Futurama: Great news (as long as the episodes aren't crap)
Simpsons: Bad news, I predict the episodes will be crap
King of the Hill: Don't really care. Was never really a fan.

The Simpsons episode with the sect aired in 1998, which is a pretty long time ago now, and I distinctly remember that episode as the first one where I said to myself 'hang on a minute...This isn't as funny as it used to be'. All in all it was a good episode ('the planet Blistonia: Well known for it's high levels of bliss'), but the thing about Homer being immune to the sect until they snag him with the Batman theme was just painful. Homer is not that stupid. It's like they forgot Homer's character. But I digress....Scientology is whacko.

War does not make one great.

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I watched the last 5 mins of a simpsons show yesterday and it wasn't that bad.
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Chef's Quitting Controversy
By Roger Friedman

Isaac Hayes did not quit "South Park." My sources say that someone quit it for him.

I can tell you that Hayes is in no position to have quit anything. Contrary to news reports, the great writer, singer and musician suffered a stroke on Jan. 17. At the time it was said that he was hospitalized and suffering from exhaustion.

It’s also absolutely ridiculous to think that Hayes, who loved playing Chef on "South Park," would suddenly turn against the show because they were poking fun at Scientology.

Last November, when the “Trapped in a Closet” episode of the comedy aired, I saw Hayes and spent time with him in Memphis for the annual Blues Ball.

If he hated the show so much, I doubt he would have performed his trademark hit song from the show, “Chocolate Salty Balls.” He tossed the song into the middle of one of his less salacious hits and got the whole audience in the Memphis Pyramid to sing along.

I can tell you, Hayes was very pleased with himself, was in a great mood and, as always, loved his fans' coming up to him and asking him about Chef.

As recently as early January, before his stroke, Hayes defended the "South Park" creators in an interview with “The AV Club,” the serious side of the satirical newspaper, The Onion.

AV Club: They did just do an episode that made fun of your religion, Scientology. Did that bother you?

Hayes: Well, I talked to Matt [Stone] and Trey [Parker] about that. They didn't let me know until it was done. I said, 'Guys, you have it all wrong. We're not like that. I know that's your thing, but get your information correct, because somebody might believe that [expletive], you know?' But I understand what they're doing. I told them to take a couple of Scientology courses and understand what we do. [Laughs.]

The truth is, Hayes has a sly sense of humor and loves everything about "South Park." It’s provided him a much-needed income stream since losing the royalties to the many hits he’s written, such as “Shaft” and “Soul Man,” in the mid-1970s.

Even though he’s one of America’s most prolific hit writers, Hayes has been denied access to profits from his own material for almost 30 years.

But it’s hard to know anything since Hayes, like Katie Holmes, is constantly monitored by a Scientologist representative most of the time. Luckily, at the Blues Ball he was on his own, partying just with family and friends. He was very excited about having gotten married and about the impending birth of a new child.

Friends in Memphis tell me that Hayes did not issue any statements on his own about South Park. They are mystified.

“Isaac’s been concentrating on his recuperation for the last two and a half, three months,” a close friend told me.

Hayes did not suffer paralysis, but the mild stroke may have affected his speech and his memory. He’s been having home therapy since it happened.

That certainly begs the question of who issued the statement that Hayes was quitting "South Park" now because it mocked Scientology four months ago. If it wasn’t Hayes, then who would have done such a thing?

Meantime, Tom Cruise may have gotten Comedy Central to pull its repeat of "South Park"'s Scientology spoof last week, but the result is that episode is all over the Web. You can see it for free at youtube.com.

Not only that, the Comedy Central Web site has four clips from the 21-minute show. And it also says that “Trapped in the Closet” will air this Wednesday at 10 p.m.

So whether or not Cruise actually did use influence at Viacom/Paramount to get the show pulled from last week’s schedule, here it is, bigger and better than ever. Of course, no one would have cared one way or another if “Trapped” simply had aired on schedule.

Of course, no one could blame Cruise, John Travolta or even R&B singer R. Kelly for being upset about the episode. They are poked fun at mercilessly.

In the episode, Stan, one of the "South Park" characters, is solicited into Scientology. He gives them $240 and takes an EMeter test. This convinces the higher-ups that Stan is the reincarnation of the group’s founder, L. Ron Hubbard.

That would be bad enough, wouldn’t it? But Cruise visits Stan in his bedroom and winds up hiding in his closet when Stan tells him he’s not the greatest actor. Thus is born the line “Tom Cruise won’t come out of the closet.”

It’s repeated dozens of times. Travolta soon joins Cruise in Stan’s closet. He won’t come out, either. And when they do, there is the ecstatic announcement that they’ve “come out of the closet.”

You get the picture. But nothing in “Trapped in the Closet” is any worse than anything "South Park" creators Stone and Parker have done before. Just rent “Team America” and see what I mean.
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Thankfully I'm a Catholic. We pretty much stay out of the way these days.

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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Originally posted by: sean wookie
So whos doing the voice?
I just heard today on the radio that Parker and Stone spliced audio from previous episodes together.
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So has anyone seen the new sans-Isaac Hayes episode yet? I just watched it and it was hysterical!

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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Yeah, I saw it. It was pretty weird. I didn't really think it was that funny, and the message they were trying to get across came off as pretty jumbled up. However, I did find it ironic that, at the end, Kyle basically said the exact same thing I posted earlier in this topic.

"We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brain."
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It was AWESOME-O. I loved the splicing together of his body of work with no regard to making it sound consistent. Comedic genius hard at work!
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[Cartman] Oh...my...God.[/Cartman]

Wow, just wow. I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard. I think they went beyond disregarding consistency when patching Chef's dialogue together and intentionally tried to make it as glaring as possible, and it worked to great comedic effect. After the welcome back scene and his "You bet, goodbye, CHILDREN!!" line, I cracked up so bad I had to pause the playback. And it just kept getting crazier.

I just wonder now, will Mr. Derp take over lunchroom duty again, or will we be seeing more of Darth Chef? "He's more microwave now than man, brainwashed and insane."
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They'll be re-running it later this week. Set your VCR/DVR/TiVO/Magic Crystal Ball/whatever but see it at all costs.

My favorite of the Frankensteined lines:
"I'm gonna make love to your -- asshole."
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.