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Is Lucas Remaking The PT?

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I heard something on the Revenge Of The Sith Disc 2 that McCallum said that "some day when he makes the revised versions maybe we will get to see Yoda landing on Degobah in Episode III" So i think right now he is remaking the PT for the Ultimate Box Set Edition for the 30th Anniversary of Star Wars. So maybe hes going to remake the whole trilogy and we will finally get to see a blue lightsaber for Luke in A New Hope or he is just remaking the PT for the box set release next year.
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Or maybe monkeys will fly out of Lucas's butt. Or maybe Lucas will get a sex change. Or maybe Lucas might etc....LMAO whatever .....

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I imagine if monkeys flew out Lucas's butt while he was getting the sex change, that might endanger the vaginoplasty -- or whatever it's called. So he would be well-advised to discharge all his monkeys before getting on the operating table.
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Originally posted by: Scruffy
I imagine if monkeys flew out Lucas's butt while he was getting the sex change, that might endanger the vaginoplasty -- or whatever it's called. So he would be well-advised to discharge all his monkeys before getting on the operating table.

And if Lucas wants to, we might just get to see all of this, and more, in a new fully CGI-ed scene added to the next Whatever Edition of the Star Wars saga.
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Never, in fact, posted by: Go-Mer-Tonic
If Lucas chooses to add such a scene to his movie, then so be it. It's his movie, after all.

I just can't understand all this hostility to what Lucas is trying to do. It seems to me that many O-OT fans are living with a terrible hatred for Lucas, despite the fact that he made the very movies they love. I just wish they could let go of their hate and all fans could get back together, like we used to be.

Lucas hasn't dropped the ball yet on any of the movies, be they O-OT, SE or PT, so if he wants to add in scenes of abortive, gender-altering surgery and simian infestations of the lower colon, then I think we should all be open-minded enough to see it from his point of view, that's all.
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Or my favorite

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All right, I think this Lucas Bashing is going just a bit too far. I know that Lucas is a pighead, and I don't mind if you bash him normally, but yakking about his posteriors and fanboys sucking his **** is really sick, and it's starting to bother me.

So please tone it down a bit. I already sent Jay an e-mail addressing this issue, so if you don't listen to me, he'll deal with you..
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I think the monkeys got to Ingo.

Ingo! If the monkeys from GL's rectum are NOT influencing your behavior, blink twice!

Uh oh. I didn't see him blink. Did any of you guys see him blink?
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Look, I said I don't mind you guys bashing Lucas. Just stop saying that sick, explicit stuff you've been saying recently and in this thread. All right?
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I know what you mean, Ingo. The only monkey around here is scruffy.


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Monkeys out the butt is explicit? Maybe, but you know what's funny Ingo Sucks? You not getting the joke. tool.

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Back on topic:
Haven't they already "announced" a SE Phantom Menace with CGI Yoga replacing the puppet??
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maybe he's busy cutting the Star Wars : Monkeys Out The Butt Editions ?

could be an improvement

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Originally posted by: starkiller
Back on topic:
Haven't they already "announced" a SE Phantom Menace with CGI Yoga replacing the puppet??


I believe so. Its definitely overboard. But, like a train wreck I can't look away.

"Now all Lucas has to do is make a cgi version of himself.  It will be better than the original and fit his original vision." - skyjedi2005

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What, exactly, is "sick" and "explicit" in this conversation? The word "vaginoplasty?" I guess some people consider the v-word verboten. How about I say "hoohaaplasty" instead? Is "monkey" too explicit? I guess "monkey" is sometimes used as a racial epithet, so I'll concede that. Anyway, saying "monkey" without specifying new world or old world is taxonomically lazy. How about "pygmy marmoset" instead of "monkey?" The pygmy marmoset is small enough that it could probably emerge from someone's butt without causing too much damage, and is a more likely candidate for this exercise than, say, the stately mandrill. "Butt" is a bit crude and homophonous with "but," so I probably should've used "bum:" It's less crude, has transatlantic appeal, and anyone who would be insulted by the term probably does not have access to a computer.

And who's "bashing" Lucas in this thread? We're merely comparing the probability of him remaking the PT and the utility of speculation regarding the same to that of him getting a hoohaaplasty and/or pygmy marmosets flying out of his bum. No one is questioning his skills as an artist, his dignity as a person, or his value as a warm, snug repository for pygmy marmosets.

WARNING! SICK AND TWISTED!
EXPLICIT!
PERVERSE!
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Originally posted by: Scruffy
We're merely comparing the probability of him remaking the PT and the utility of speculation regarding the same to that of him getting a hoohaaplasty and/or pygmy marmosets flying out of his bum. I think that was very satisfactorially Bowdlerised. Let's see how it's received by the Moral Majority, however...Originally posted by: Scruffy
No one is questioning his skills as an artist, his dignity as a person, or his value as a warm, snug repository for pygmy marmosets.
Well said, Mr. Scruff!
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"Lucas hasn't dropped the ball yet on any of the movies, be they O-OT, SE or PT, so if he wants to add in scenes of abortive, gender-altering surgery and simian infestations of the lower colon, then I think we should all be open-minded enough to see it from his point of view, that's all."

Is he serious? Even Lucas wouldn't put such a depraved scene that would require a new rating from the MPAA. And so what if Lucas made films everyone still loves. Anakin was a good friend to Obi Wan. But did that mean Ben had to accept him (as the master) in Star Wars? Of course not.

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Originally posted by: Knightmessenger
"Lucas hasn't dropped the ball yet on any of the movies, be they O-OT, SE or PT, so if he wants to add in scenes of abortive, gender-altering surgery and simian infestations of the lower colon, then I think we should all be open-minded enough to see it from his point of view, that's all."

Is he serious? Even Lucas wouldn't put such a depraved scene that would require a new rating from the MPAA. And so what if Lucas made films everyone still loves. Anakin was a good friend to Obi Wan. But did that mean Ben had to accept him (as the master) in Star Wars? Of course not.


If you'll read the post more carefully, you will see that it was "Never, in fact, posted by: Go-Mer-Tonic" but that it was stuck in a quote box regardless.

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Hes gonna milk the PT fans now and let the OT fans rest
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Feh, I like the derail better.


So I can't see how a person with the screen name Ingo Sucks can legitimately voice objection to mention of fanboy dick sucking.
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Will this get us the OOT on DVD in high quality? If not, the I don't care.

Ah, but remember, he has now seen that there is a market for the OOT and he has at least two version of it. He's not stupid.

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