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Also, of course, The Big Lebowski:

"This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
"This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you make friends with a stranger in the Alps!"

And The Matrix on TNT:

"Jesus Christ, that thing's real?"
"Jeepers creepers, that thing's real?"

Could there be a more emasculating, silly thing to say than "jeepers creepers?"

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I have a VHS recording of the ABC Movie of the Week airing of RoboCop.

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The one that bothered me to no end for years was the horrible dubbing they did over 80% of Jackie Gleason's performance in Smokey and the Bandit.  The dubs didn't sound anything close to Gleason.

 

My outlook on life - we’re all on the Hindenburg anyway…no point fighting over the window seat.

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Sorry to revive this but this really jogs my memory, including of Ghostbusters censored version on TV using the original actor voices. I was shocked to hear the differences in the "real" version on VHS many years later.

Same deal with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I think they replaced "Jesus Christ!" with "BLOODY 'ELL!"

 

Another funny one I never saw but heard about was "The Goonies."

Something about "Aw Shit" replaced with "Aw SHOOT" (different voice mid-sentence)

And something like (memory isn't perfect on this one):

Original: "It sounds like my grandpa is takin' a piss!"


Dubbed: "It sounds like THERE'S A BROKEN PIPE AND IT'S LEAKING" (again, new voice mid sentence)

 

And "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" I think replaced "fucking jerk" with "fuzzy nerd." I actually saw part of that one first hand, and it was hilarious, but I'm sure it would have been funnier if I knew the original lines at the time.

Seriously, these dubs deserve some kind of preservation, since many of us remember them... harkening back in the days before DVD, before we had our own VCR's and a drivers' license. ;)

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I saw Holy Grail a couple times when it ran on A&E. IIRC, they sort of half muted every utterance of J.C. and totally muted "oral sex". They also inexplicably repeated the opening credits over the blank screen at the end!

I think the Pythons had this version pulled eventually. I probably saw the whole film uncensored when it aired on PBS in the late 70's.

One project I've been kicking around is preserving the Criterion Laserdisc Japanese audio track of Holy Grail. I'd like to get it translated and subtitled. Only two scenes have ever been presented with the lost in translation Japanese dialog subtitled on the DVD releases.

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boon23 said:

http://www.amazon.de/gp/product/images/B00004RYRE/ref=dp_image_text_0/302-2771999-5974469?ie=UTF8
This version hardly contains any vampires. It is true.

The problem in Germany is, that DVD sells via internet are only open for movies maximim rated as R (16), but the R rating is hard to achieve in germany for movies with strong violence in them. It is also forbidden to advertise for x-rated movies (18). Still the movie companies do want to sell their DVDs to a large audience and that is why there is for almost every x-rated movie an r-rated edition.
Examples:
Blade 1 without blood
From DuskTil Dawn with hardly any vampires, no shot through the hand, etc
Die Hard 1, with no violence at all
Hannibal without the brain scene, without the gut scene, without the pigs... etc
Star Ship troopers without beheadings, with hardly any bugs.

and the list never ends...

and the best example for German editions:
DAWN OF THE DEAD- GERMAN 16 edition
this one features no close up zombies at all, no flesh eating and hardly any blood. Still the movie lengtgh is 141 minutes... now how did they do that?

 

Thats not complete true. :)

We have normal FSK ("Freiwillige Selbstkontrolle der Filmwirtschaft 'FSK'") ratings:

FSK 0 ("ohne Altersbeschränkung") - Without age restrictions

FSK 6 ("Freigegeben ab 6 Jahren") - Age restriction 6 and older

FSK 12 ("Freigegeben ab 12 Jahren") - Age restriction 12 and older

FSK 16 ("Freigegeben ab 16 Jahren") - Age restriction 16 and older

FSK 18 ("keine Jugendfreigabe") - not for youth (below 18 years of age)

So rated movies are allowed to be sold online on Amazon.de, but FSK 18 need age verification.

Beyond that we have such called SPIO/JK verifications, wich verificate if a movie thats not getting a FSK18 or lower, that this movie may or may not contain stuff "harmfull for youth". Sometimes movies get "indiziert" by the BPjM (Bundesprüfstelle für jugendgefährdende Medien) so the movie is said to contain content that may be harmfull for the psychological development of youth. Such movies are just allowed to be sold in a way no onbe below 18 could get it. (ie.: "Blade" and "From Dusk till Dawn") Or they may be cutted so the cutted version gets a FSK rating. (Like FSK 16 for cutted Versions fo "Blade" and "From Dusk till Dawn") Amazon don't sell such "indizierte" movies, because they have no system that it verificate that a youth could get it. ADDITIONALLY: The advertising and keeping such "indizierte" Movies/Versions is not allowed where minors could see the advertisements. So you get such Versions normally not in Stores like "MediaMarkt", but in the seperated porn section of Videotheques. ("I am just going into the porn room for getting some horror-movies, my dear.. REALLY!") Sometimes Movies get "beschlagnahmt"  (seized), because some judge judges that the content is glorifying violence, against §131. (ie.: "Braindead"/"Dead Alive", "Dawn of the Dead" (1978), "Day of the Dead" (~1980), "City of the living Dead" ... ) Such movies are allowed to own personal, but it is forbidden to: sell, import, store for sell, export, produce for sell and so on. Such movies also may be cutted for sale (like FSK16 of "Dawn of the Dead", "Braindead")

Hardcore Porn automatically is "indiziert".

Fully nude people may even get FSK 0.

 

In Television there are rules like: "no rated 12 bevore 8 pm, no rated 16 before 22 pm and rated 18 before 23 pm and indizierte movies never" afaik (maybe the time is a bit different) So if a TV Station wants to broadcast a movie they have to verifiy that it is rated proper, or they cut it to get a proper rating. We have a individual rating system for television.

 

But real comparing the german FSK rating to the US MPAA rating is hard, because different measures. Like I said: If you see t*ts it even may get a children rating, but if you see blood, it may not even get an adult rating. :)

"I kill Gandalf." - Igor, Dork Tower

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Enough is enough! I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane!

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BBC 2 showed Night Of The Comet (1984) two years apart.

Once on their Moviedrome strand, introduced by Alex Cox and unedited and the year later with the best line in the film changed to, "I'm not crazy, I just don't give a *changed voice* point!".

I think it would be a giggle to reverse the process and take innocent family features and badly dub them into swearathons.

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You'd be amazed how much the imagination fills in with some carefully timed bleeps. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI5XL7dYCmg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jojOqtzKD8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sJ2GqOEc94

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bawMDbNQsMo

Then there's the real deal...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9qsdz7gMlY

Night Flight used to run this little clip in the dead of night on the USA network back in the 80's. Just when you were groggy enough to think you hallucinated it. ;)

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mutes are worthless... bleeps are a bit funny, but dubs are the best! ;)

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Shades of Avenue Q!

If I didn't know that was a real kid's show, I would think it was a lost Monty Python sketch. ;)

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Those Christmas tapes are a real giggle I remember one being shown in the small hours of April the first back in early 80's when nobody in the right mind would have their television on (as nothing was officially broadcast between midnight and about 10am back then).

It was intercut with soft porn.

I feel asleep with the telly on and was woken up by it, I couldn't believe what I was watching.