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The Oxford Capacity Analysis Test

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FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS:

Answer each question as to how you feel RIGHT NOW.

A. Indicate your answers to the right in the spaces provided for each question. Please use pencil.

B. Make sure you understand each question: read it as many times as necessary. Please answer every question. You can give your opinion if you are uncertain about the answers.

C. Do not stay too long with one question, answer it as soon as you understand it and go on to the next question.

D. When an answer would be different if one considered the past rather than the present, answer as of the present.

E. You have the choice of three columns in which to mark your answer: See the example box at left on how to answer each question.

F. Your answer to the question is indicated by making a heavy mark within one of the spaces provided. If you should erase, be sure it is completely erased and the other answer is heavy enough so that there will be no difficulty in distinguishing your answer.

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[each question has a YES/MAYBE/NO box]

  1. Do you make thoughtless remarks or accusations which later you regret?
  2. When others are getting rattled, do you remain fairly composed?
  3. Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries just for pleasure?
  4. When asked to make a decision, would you be swayed by your like or dislike of the personality involved?
  5. Do you intend two or less children in your family even though your health and income will permit more?
  6. Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles, when there is no logical reason for it?
  7. Would you prefer to be in a position where you did not have the responsibilities of making decisions?
  8. Are your actions considered unpredictable by other people?
  9. Do you consider more money should be spent on social security?
  10. Do other people interest you very much?
  11. Is your voice monotonous, rather than varied in pitch?
  12. Do you normally let the other person start the conversation?
  13. Are you readily interested in other people's conversations?
  14. Would the idea of inflicting pain on game, small animals or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing?
  15. Are you often impulsive in your behavior?
  16. Do you speak slowly?
  17. Are you usually concerned about the need to protect your health?
  18. Does an unexpected action cause your muscles to twitch?
  19. Are you normally considerate in your demands on your employees, relatives, or pupils?
  20. Do you consider that you could give a valid 'snao judgment ?
  21. Do your past failures still worry you?
  22. Do you find yourself being extra-active for periods lasting several days?
  23. Do you resent the efforts of others to tell you what to do?
  24. Is it normaly hard for you to 'own up and take the blame'?
  25. Do you have a small circle of close friends, rather than a large number of friends, speaking acquantances?
  26. Is your life a constant struggle for survival?
  27. Do you often sing or whistle just for the fun of it?
  28. Are you considered warm-hearted by your friends?
  29. Would you rather give orders than take them?
  30. Do you enjoy telling people the latest scandal about your associates?
  31. Could you agree, to strict discipline ?
  32. Would the idea of making a complete new start cause you much concern?
  33. Do you make efforts to get others to laugh and smile?
  34. Do you find it easy to express your emotions?
  35. Do you refrain from complaining when the other person is late for an appointment?
  36. Are you sometimes considered by others a "spoilsport"?
  37. Do you consider there are other people who are definitely unfriendly toward you and work against you?
  38. Would you admit you were wrong just to "keep the peace"?
  39. Do you have only a few people of whom you are really tend
  40. Are you rarely happy, unless you have a special reason?
  41. Do you "circulate around" at a social gathering?
  42. Do you take reasonable precaution to prevent accidents?
  43. Does the idea of talking in front of people make you nervous?
  44. If you saw an article in a shop obviously mistakenly marked lower than its correct price, would you try to get it at that price?
  45. Do you often feel that people are looking at you or talking about you behind your back?
  46. Are you 'always getting into trouble'?
  47. Have you any particular hate or fear?
  48. Do you prefer to be an onlooker rather than participate in any active sport?
  49. Do you find it easy to be impartial?
  50. Have you a definitely set standard of courteous behavior in front of other members of your family?
  51. Can you start the "ball rolling" at a social gathering?
  52. Would you "buy on credit" with the hope that you can keep up the payments?
  53. Do you get an after-reaction when something unexpected such as an accident or other disturbing incident takes place?
  54. Do you consider the good of all concerned rather than your own personal advantages?
  55. When hearing a lecturer, do you sometimes experience the idea that the speaker is referring entirely to you?
  56. Does 'external noise' rarely intertere with your concentration?
  57. Are you usually "up-to-date" on everyday affairs?
  58. Can you confidently plan and work towards carrying out an event in six months time?
  59. Do you consider the modern "prisons without bars" system doomed to failure?
  60. Do you tend to be careless?
  61. Do you ever get a 'dreamlike feeling toward life when it all seems unreal?
  62. Do you speedily recover from the effects of bad news?
  63. When you criticize - do you at the same time try to encourage?
  64. Are you normally considered "cold"?
  65. Are your opinions insufficiently important to tell other people?
  66. Are you so self-assured that it sometimes annoys others?
  67. Do you keep "close contact" on articles of yours which you have loaned to friends?
  68. Do you enjoy activities of your own choosing?
  69. Does emotional music have quite an effect on you?
  70. Do you completely condemn a person because he is a rival or opponent in some aspect of your relations with him?
  71. Do you often "sit and think" about death, sickness, pain and sorrow?
  72. Are you perturbed at the idea of loss of dignity?
  73. Are you always collecting things which "might be useful"?
  74. Would you criticize faults and point out the bad points on someone else's character or handiwork?
  75. Are you openly appreciative of beautiful things?
  76. Do you sometimes give away articles which strictly speaking do not belong to you?
  77. Do you greet people effusively?
  78. Do you often ponder on previous misfortunes?
  79. Are you sometimes considered forceful in your actions or opinions?
  80. Do you accept criticism easily and without resentment?
  81. Are you usually undisturbed by "noises off" when you are trying to rest?
  82. Are you likely to be jealous?
  83. Do you tend to put off doing things and then discover it is too late?
  84. Do you prefer to abide by the wishes of others rather than seek to have your own way?
  85. Do you find it easy to get yourself started on a project?
  86. Do you bite your fingernails or chew the end of your pencil?
  87. Do you "turn up the volume" of your emotions just to create an effect?
  88. If we were invading another country, would you feel sympathetic towards conscientious objectors in this country?
  89. Are there some things about yourself on which you are touchy?
  90. Do you have few interests and activities that are your own choice?
  91. Do you ever get a single thought which hangs around for days?
  92. Are you a slow eater?
  93. Can you be a stabilizing influence when others get panicky?
  94. Would you stop and find out whether a person needed help even though they had not directly asked you for it?
  95. Are you prejudiced in favor of your own school, college, club or team, etc,?
  96. Do you pay your debts and keep your promises when it is possible?
  97. Do you sleep well?
  98. Would you use corporal punishment on a child aged ten if it refused to obey you?
  99. Do you prefer to take a passive role in any club or organization to which you belong?
  100. Are you logical and scientific in your thinking?
  101. Does the youth of today have more opportunity than that of a generation ago?
  102. Do you throw things away only to discover that you need them later?
  103. Would you give up easily on a given course if it were causing you a considerable amount of inconvenience?
  104. Do you "wax enthusiastic' about only a few subjects?
  105. Do you rarely suspect the actions of others?
  106. Do you sometimes wonder if anyone really cares about you?
  107. Do you turn down responsibility because you doubt your fitness to cope?
  108. Do you sometimes feel compelled to repeat some interesting item or tidbit?
  109. Do you tend to exaggerate a justifiable grievance?
  110. Is your facial expression varied rather than set?
  111. Do you usually need to justify or back up an opinion once stated?
  112. Do you openly and sincerely admire beauty in other people?
  113. Would it take a definite effort on your part to consider the subject of suicide?
  114. Would you consider yourself energetic in your attitude toward life?
  115. Would a disagreement affect your general relationship with another person?
  116. Does a minor failure on your part rarely trouble you?
  117. Do you sometimes feel that you talk too much?
  118. Do you smile much?
  119. Are you easily pleased?
  120. When met with direct opposition would you still seek to have your own way rather than give in?
  121. Provided the distance were not too great, would you still prefer to ride rather than walk?
  122. Do you ever get disturbed by the noise of the wind or a "house settling down"?
  123. Is your opinion influenced by looking at things from the standpoint of your experiences, occupation or training?
  124. Do you often make tactless blunders?
  125. Are you suspicious of people who ask to borrow money from you?
  126. Are your decisions swayed by personal interests?
  127. Can you get quite enthusiastic over "some simple little thing"?
  128. Do you frequently take action even though you know your own good judgment would indicate otherwise?
  129. Are you in favor of color bar and class distinction?
  130. Are you aware of any habitual physical mannerisms such as pulling your hair, nose, ears, or such like?
  131. Can you quickly adapt and make use of new conditions and situations even though they may be difficult?
  132. Do some noises "set your teeth on edge"?
  133. Can you see the other fellow's point of view when you wish to?
  134. Do you go to bed when you want to, rather than "by the clock"?
  135. Do the "petty foibles" of others make you impatient?
  136. Do children irritate you?
  137. Are you less talkative than your associates?
  138. Do you usually carry out assignments promptly and systematically?
  139. Would you assist a fellow traveler rather than leave it to the officials?
  140. When voting, do you vote the same party ticket straight rather than studying the candidates and issues?
  141. Do you frequently dwell on your past illnesses or painful experiences?
  142. Do you get very ill at ease in disordered surroundings?
  143. Do you usually criticize a film or show that you see or a book that you read?
  144. When recounting some amusing incident can you easily imitate the mannerisms or the dialect in the original incident?
  145. In subjects about which you are not expert, are your own ideas of sufficient importance as to tell others?
  146. Do you have a tendency to tidy up a disorder of somebody else's household?
  147. Can you accept defeat easily without the necessity of "swallowing your disappointment"?
  148. Do you often feel depressed?
  149. Are you ever ill at ease in the company of children?
  150. Do you get frustrated at not being able to do something rather than finding a substitute activity or system?
  151. Are you sometimes completely unable to enter the spirit of things?
  152. Do you rarely express your grievances?
  153. Do you work in "spurts" being relatively inactive and then furiously active for a day or two?
  154. Does the number of uncompleted jobs you have on hand bother you?
  155. Do people enjoy being in your company?
  156. Could you allow someone to finish those "final two words'in a crossword puzzle without interfering?
  157. Do you consider the best points of most people and only rarely speak slightingly of them?
  158. Do you laugh or smile quite readily?
  159. Are you detinite and emphatic in voice and manner?
  160. Are you effusive only to close friends if at all?
  161. Are your interests and tields of knowledge so important as to give little time for anything else?
  162. Would you like to 'start a new activity' in the area in which you live?
  163. Would you make the necessary actions to kill an animal in order to put it out of pain?
  164. Is it easy for you to relax?
  165. Do you have little regret on past misfortunes and failures?
  166. Does the idea of fear or apprehension give you a physical reaction?
  167. Can you trust the decision of your judgment in an emotional situation in which you are involved?
  168. Could someone else consider that you were really active?
  169. Do you find it hard to get started on a task that needs to be done?
  170. Are you opposed to the "probation system" for criminals"
  171. Do you spend much time on needless worries?
  172. In a disagreement do you find it hard to understand how the other person fails to see your side, and thus agree with you?
  173. Do you cope with everyday problems of living quite well?
  174. Are you usually truthful to others?
  175. Would you rather "wait for something to happen" as opposed to you causing it?
  176. Do you spend too freely in relation to your income?
  177. Can you take a "calculated risk" without too much worry?
  178. If you were involved in a slight car accident, would you really take the trouble to see that any damage you did was made good?
  179. Do others push you around?
  180. Do you make allowances for your friends where with others you might judge more severely?
  181. Do you often ponder over your own inferiority?
  182. Do people criticize you to others?
  183. Are you embarrassed by a hearty greeting such as a kiss, hug, or pat on the back, if done in public?
  184. Do you frequently not do something you want to do because of other people's desires?
  185. Are you sometimes convinced of the correctness of your opinions about a subject even though you are not an expert?
  186. Do you often find yourself "going off in all directions at once"?
  187. Do your acquaintances seem to think more of your abilities than you do?
  188. Is the idea of death or even reminders of death abhorrent to you?
  189. Having settled an argument out do you continue to feel disgruntled for a while?
  190. Are you friendly in voice, attitude, and expression?
  191. Does life seem rather vague and unreal to you?
  192. Do you often feel upset about the state of war victims and political refugees?
  193. Do "mere acquaintances" appeal to you for aid or advice in their personal difficulties?
  194. If you lose an article, do you get the idea that "someone must have stolen or mislaid it?"
  195. It you thought that someone was suspicious of you and your actions, would you tackle them on the subject rather than leaving them to work it out?
  196. Do you sometimes feel that your age is against you (too young or too old)?
  197. Do you have spells of being sad and depressed for no apparent reason?
  198. Do you do much grumbling about conditions you have to face in life?
  199. Do you tend to hide your feelings?
  200. Do you consider you have many warm friends?

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Neglify said:

E. You have the choice of three columns in which to mark your answer: See the example box at left on how to answer each question.

 where is the example box?  I don't see it.

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It's "at left".

I copy-pasted from another site, they just retyped the original OCA instructions without scanning.

Here's an example of the columns:

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Just the name of this damn test speaks to how damn manipulative scientology is.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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START HERE
[each question has a YES/MAYBE/NO box]

1. Do you make thoughtless remarks or accusations which later you regret?

yes

2. When others are getting rallied, do you remain fairly composed?

maybe

3. Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries just for pleasure?

no.

4. When asked to make a decision, would you be swayed by your like or dislike of the personality involved?

maybe

5. Do you intend two or less children in your family even though your health and income will permit more?

maybe

6. Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles, when there is no logical reason for it?

maybe

7. Would you prefer to be in a position where you did not have the responsibilities of making decisions?

maybe

8. Are your actions considered unpredictable by other people?

no.

9. Do you consider more money should be spent on social security?

yes.

10. Do other people interest you very much?

maybe

11. Is your voice monotonous, rather than varied in pitch?

maybe

12. Do you normally let the other person start the conversation?

yes

13. Are you readily interested in other people's conversations?

maybe

14. Would the idea of inflicting pain on game, small animals or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing?

yes

15. Are you often impulsive in your behavior?

no.

16. Do you speak slowly?

yes

17. Are you usually concerned about the need to protect your health?

maybe

18. Does an unexpected action cause your muscles to twitch?

maybe

19. Are you normally considerate in your demands on your employees, relatives, or pupils?

yes

20. Do you consider that you could give a valid 'snao judgment ?

maybe

21. Do your past failures still worry you?

yes

22. Do you find yourself being extra-active for periods lasting several days?

no.

23. Do you resent the efforts of others to tell you what to do?

maybe

24. Is it normaly hard for you to 'own up and take the blame'?

maybe

25. Do you have a small circle of close friends, rather than a large number of friends, speaking acquantances?

yes

26. Is your life a constant struggle for survival?

no

27. Do you often sing or whistle just for the fun of it?

no

28. Are you considered warm-hearted by your friends?

maybe

29. Would you rather give orders than take them?

maybe

30. Do you enjoy telling people the latest scandal about your associates?

no

31. Could you agree, to strict discipline ?

maybe

32. Would the idea of making a complete new start cause you much concern?

yes

33. Do you make efforts to get others to laugh and smile?

no

34. Do you find it easy to express your emotions?

maybe

35. Do you refrain from complaining when the other person is late for an appointment?

yes

36. Are you sometimes considered by others a "spoilsport"?

maybe

37. Do you consider there are other people who are definitely unfriendly toward you and work against you?

yes

38. Would you admit you were wrong just to "keep the peace"?

maybe

39. Do you have only a few people of whom you are really tend

maybe

40. Are you rarely happy, unless you have a special reason?

maybe

41. Do you "circulate around" at a social gathering?

maybe

42. Do you take reasonable precaution to prevent accidents?

maybe

43. Does the idea of talking in front of people make you nervous?

yes

44. If you saw an article in a shop obviously mistakenly marked lower than its correct price, would you try to get it at that price?

maybe

45. Do you often feel that people are looking at you or talking about you behind your back?

maybe

46. Are you 'always getting into trouble'?

maybe

47. Have you any particular hate or fear?

yes

48. Do you prefer to be an onlooker rather than participate in any active sport?

yes

49. Do you find it easy to be impartial?

maybe

50. Have you a definitely set standard of courteous behavior in front of other members of your family?

maybe

51. Can you start the "ball rolling" at a social gathering?

no

52. Would you "buy on credit" with the hope that you can keep up the payments?

yes

53. Do you get an after-reaction when something unexpected such as an accident or other disturbing incident takes place?

maybe

54. Do you consider the good of all concerned rather than your own personal advantages?

maybe

55. When hearing a lecturer, do you sometimes experience the idea that the speaker is referring entirely to you?

maybe

56. Does 'external noise' rarely intertere with your concentration?

no

57. Are you usually "up-to-date" on everyday affairs?

yes

58. Can you confidently plan and work towards carrying out an event in six months time?

maybe

59. Do you consider the modern "prisons without bars" system doomed to failure?

no

60. Do you tend to be careless?

maybe

61. Do you ever get a 'dreamlike feeling toward life when it all seems unreal?

maybe

62. Do you speedily recover from the effects of bad news?

no

63. When you criticize - do you at the same time try to encourage?

maybe

64. Are you normally considered "cold"?

maybe

65. Are your opinions insufficiently important to tell other people?

maybe

66. Are you so self-assured that it sometimes annoys others?

maybe

67. Do you keep "close contact" on articles of yours which you have loaned to friends?

maybe

68. Do you enjoy activities of your own choosing?

yes

69. Does emotional music have quite an effect on you?

maybe

70. Do you completely condemn a person because he is a rival or opponent in some aspect of your relations with him?

maybe

71. Do you often "sit and think" about death, sickness, pain and sorrow?

maybe

72. Are you perturbed at the idea of loss of dignity?

yes

73. Are you always collecting things which "might be useful"?

maybe

74. Would you criticize faults and point out the bad points on someone else's character or handiwork?

maybe

75. Are you openly appreciative of beautiful things?

yes

76. Do you sometimes give away articles which strictly speaking do not belong to you?

no

77. Do you greet people effusively?

no

78. Do you often ponder on previous misfortunes?

yes

79. Are you sometimes considered forceful in your actions or opinions?

yes

80. Do you accept criticism easily and without resentment?

no

81. Are you usually undisturbed by "noises off" when you are trying to rest?

maybe

82. Are you likely to be jealous?

yes

83. Do you tend to put off doing things and then discover it is too late?

maybe

84. Do you prefer to abide by the wishes of others rather than seek to have your own way?

maybe

85. Do you find it easy to get yourself started on a project?

no

86. Do you bite your fingernails or chew the end of your pencil?

maybe

87. Do you "turn up the volume" of your emotions just to create an effect?

maybe

88. If we were invading another country, would you feel sympathetic towards conscientious objectors in this country?

maybe

89. Are there some things about yourself on which you are touchy?

yes

90. Do you have few interests and activities that are your own choice?

maybe

91. Do you ever get a single thought which hangs around for days?

maybe

92. Are you a slow eater?

no

93. Can you be a stabilizing influence when others get panicky?

maybe

94. Would you stop and find out whether a person needed help even though they had not directly asked you for it?

no

95. Are you prejudiced in favor of your own school, college, club or team, etc,?

yes

96. Do you pay your debts and keep your promises when it is possible?

maybe

97. Do you sleep well?

no

98. Would you use corporal punishment on a child aged ten if it refused to obey you?

maybe

99. Do you prefer to take a passive role in any club or organization to which you belong?

maybe

100. Are you logical and scientific in your thinking?

yes

101. Does the youth of today have more opportunity than that of a generation ago?

yes

102. Do you throw things away only to discover that you need them later?

maybe

103. Would you give up easily on a given course if it were causing you a considerable amount of inconvenience?

maybe

104. Do you "wax enthusiastic' about only a few subjects?

maybe

105. Do you rarely suspect the actions of others?

maybe

106. Do you sometimes wonder if anyone really cares about you?

yes

107. Do you turn down responsibility because you doubt your fitness to cope?

yes

108. Do you sometimes feel compelled to repeat some interesting item or tidbit?

yes

109. Do you tend to exaggerate a justifiable grievance?

maybe

110. Is your facial expression varied rather than set?

maybe

111. Do you usually need to justify or back up an opinion once stated?

yes

112. Do you openly and sincerely admire beauty in other people?

maybe

113. Would it take a definite effort on your part to consider the subject of suicide?

maybe

114. Would you consider yourself energetic in your attitude toward life?

no

115. Would a disagreement affect your general relationship with another person?

maybe

116. Does a minor failure on your part rarely trouble you?

maybe

117. Do you sometimes feel that you talk too much?

no

118. Do you smile much?

no

119. Are you easily pleased?

no

120. When met with direct opposition would you still seek to have your own way rather than give in?

maybe

121. Provided the distance were not too great, would you still prefer to ride rather than walk?

maybe

122. Do you ever get disturbed by the noise of the wind or a "house settling down"?

maybe

123. Is your opinion influenced by looking at things from the standpoint of your experiences, occupation or training?

maybe

124. Do you often make tactless blunders?

maybe

125. Are you suspicious of people who ask to borrow money from you?

maybe

126. Are your decisions swayed by personal interests?

maybe

127. Can you get quite enthusiastic over "some simple little thing"?

yes

128. Do you frequently take action even though you know your own good judgment would indicate otherwise?

maybe

129. Are you in favor of color bar and class distinction?

no

130. Are you aware of any habitual physical mannerisms such as pulling your hair, nose, ears, or such like?

maybe

131. Can you quickly adapt and make use of new conditions and situations even though they may be difficult?

no

132. Do some noises "set your teeth on edge"?

yes

133. Can you see the other fellow's point of view when you wish to?

maybe

134. Do you go to bed when you want to, rather than "by the clock"?

yes

135. Do the "petty foibles" of others make you impatient?

maybe

136. Do children irritate you?

no

137. Are you less talkative than your associates?

yes

138. Do you usually carry out assignments promptly and systematically?

no

139. Would you assist a fellow traveler rather than leave it to the officials?

maybe

140. When voting, do you vote the same party ticket straight rather than studying the candidates and issues?

no

141. Do you frequently dwell on your past illnesses or painful experiences?

yes

142. Do you get very ill at ease in disordered surroundings?

maybe

143. Do you usually criticize a film or show that you see or a book that you read?

yes

144. When recounting some amusing incident can you easily imitate the mannerisms or the dialect in the original incident?

maybe

145. In subjects about which you are not expert, are your own ideas of sufficient importance as to tell others?

maybe

146. Do you have a tendency to tidy up a disorder of somebody else's household?

no.

147. Can you accept defeat easily without the necessity of "swallowing your disappointment"?

maybe

148. Do you often feel depressed?

yes

149. Are you ever ill at ease in the company of children?

maybe

150. Do you get frustrated at not being able to do something rather than finding a substitute activity or system?

yes

151. Are you sometimes completely unable to enter the spirit of things?

yes

152. Do you rarely express your grievances?

maybe

153. Do you work in "spurts" being relatively inactive and then furiously active for a day or two?

maybe

154. Does the number of uncompleted jobs you have on hand bother you?

yes

155. Do people enjoy being in your company?

maybe

156. Could you allow someone to finish those "final two words'in a crossword puzzle without interfering?

yes

157. Do you consider the best points of most people and only rarely speak slightingly of them?

maybe

158. Do you laugh or smile quite readily?

no

159. Are you detinite and emphatic in voice and manner?

maybe

160. Are you effusive only to close friends if at all?

yes

161. Are your interests and tields of knowledge so important as to give little time for anything else?

no

162. Would you like to 'start a new activity' in the area in which you live?

maybe

163. Would you make the necessary actions to kill an animal in order to put it out of pain?

yes

164. Is it easy for you to relax?

maybe

165. Do you have little regret on past misfortunes and failures?

no

166. Does the idea of fear or apprehension give you a physical reaction?

maybe

167. Can you trust the decision of your judgment in an emotional situation in which you are involved?

no

168. Could someone else consider that you were really active?

no

169. Do you find it hard to get started on a task that needs to be done?

maybe

170. Are you opposed to the "probation system" for criminals"

no

171. Do you spend much time on needless worries?

maybe

172. In a disagreement do you find it hard to understand how the other person fails to see your side, and thus agree with you?

maybe

173. Do you cope with everyday problems of living quite well?

maybe

174. Are you usually truthful to others?

maybe

175. Would you rather "wait for something to happen" as opposed to you causing it?

maybe

176. Do you spend too freely in relation to your income?

yes

177. Can you take a "calculated risk" without too much worry?

maybe

178. If you were involved in a slight car accident, would you really take the trouble to see that any damage you did was made good?

yes

179. Do others push you around?

yes

180. Do you make allowances for your friends where with others you might judge more severely?

yes

181. Do you often ponder over your own inferiority?

yes

182. Do people criticize you to others?

maybe

183. Are you embarrassed by a hearty greeting such as a kiss, hug, or pat on the back, if done in public?

maybe

184. Do you frequently not do something you want to do because of other people's desires?

yes

185. Are you sometimes convinced of the correctness of your opinions about a subject even though you are not an expert?

maybe

186. Do you often find yourself "going off in all directions at once"?

no

187. Do your acquaintances seem to think more of your abilities than you do?

yes

188. Is the idea of death or even reminders of death abhorrent to you?

maybe

189. Having settled an argument out do you continue to feel disgruntled for a while?

maybe

190. Are you friendly in voice, attitude, and expression?

maybe

191. Does life seem rather vague and unreal to you?

no

192. Do you often feel upset about the state of war victims and political refugees?

maybe

193. Do "mere acquaintances" appeal to you for aid or advice in their personal difficulties?

no

194. If you lose an article, do you get the idea that "someone must have stolen or mislaid it?"

no

195. It you thought that someone was suspicious of you and your actions, would you tackle them on the subject rather than leaving them to work it out?

maybe

196. Do you sometimes feel that your age is against you (too young or too old)?

maybe

197. Do you have spells of being sad and depressed for no apparent reason?

maybe

198. Do you do much grumbling about conditions you have to face in life?

maybe

199. Do you tend to hide your feelings?

yes

200. Do you consider you have many warm friends?

maybe

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It might be best to PM Neglify in the future (this applies to everyone, not Warb.)  I can see this getting the LOLbunny if not :/

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Mr. Warbler, thank you for taking the test! Here are your results:

As you can see, you have some very strong points, such as Certainty, Active & Aggressive. These are great, in that you know what you need to do, you go for it and you go hard! 

But, there are quite a few low points on the graph, such as Happiness, Composure/Nervousness and Communication Level. These show me that you're generally unable to comfortably be around other people, which in turn makes you depressed. As you get more depressed you become more critical of others you see as successful and further sends you into a downward spiral that will no doubt end with you murdering a string of prostitutes during a week-long drug binge. Yikes!

BUT DON'T WORRY!

SCIENTOLOGY can help you with that. As your first step I suggest you sign up for the "Success Through Communication Course". This revolutionary program was developed by L. Ron Hubbard and contains a series of practical exercises you can work through with another student in order to learn the valuable skills of The Communication Cycle. You will learn how to Confront, Speak Clearly and with Good Intention, Acknowledge others properly, Get Your Questions Answered and in the end you can learn how to Master The Art of Communication.

It's only $19.99, such a small price to pay for invaluable skills that will change your life forever!!!

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Neglify said:

It's "at left".

I copy-pasted from another site, they just retyped the original OCA instructions without scanning.

Here's an example of the columns:

1. I don't remember, because I didn't give it any thought at the time.

2. Depends who the others are. If it's Admiral Ackbar, I'd probably stay cool but if Lando was freakin' out too, then I'd probably join him.

3. I browse through railway timetables and directories all the time. But I've never browsed through an a-to-z of pleasure.

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

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bkev said:

It might be best to PM Neglify in the future (this applies to everyone, not Warb.)  I can see this getting the LOLbunny if not :/

 Well thanks for ruining it for me.

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Neglify said:


It's only $19.99, such a small price to pay for invaluable skills that will change your life forever!!!

 But...but...free and no obligation! :-(

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TV's Frink said:

Neglify said:


It's only $19.99, such a small price to pay for invaluable skills that will change your life forever!!!

 But...but...free and no obligation! :-(

Freedom Isn't Free

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Neglify said:

Mr. Warbler, thank you for taking the test! Here are your results:

As you can, you have some very strong points, such as Certainty, Active & Aggressive. These are great, in that you know what you need to do, you go for it and you go hard! 

I don't think that accurately describes me.

But, there are quite a few low points on the graph, such as Happiness, Composure/Nervousness and Communication Level. These show me that you're generally unable to comfortably be around other people, which in turn makes you depressed. As you get more depressed you become more critical of others you see as successful and further sends you into a downward spiral that will no doubt end with you murdering a string of prostitutes during a week-long drug binge. Yikes!

I guess this is somewhat accurate, but I don't see myself committing acts of violence on prostitutes or others for that matter.

BUT DON'T WORRY!

SCIENTOLOGY can help you with that. As your first step I suggest you sign up for the "Success Through Communication Course". This revolutionary program was developed by L. Ron Hubbard and contains a series of practical exercises you can work through with another student in order to learn the valuable skills of The Communication Cycle. You will learn how to Confront, Speak Clearly and with Good Intention, Acknowledge others properly, Get Your Questions Answered and in the end you can learn how to Master The Art of Communication.

It's only $19.99, such a small price to pay for invaluable skills that will change your life forever!!!

 thank you but no.

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Warbler said:

But, there are quite a few low points on the graph, such as Happiness, Composure/Nervousness and Communication Level. These show me that you're generally unable to comfortably be around other people, which in turn makes you depressed. As you get more depressed you become more critical of others you see as successful and further sends you into a downward spiral that will no doubt end with you murdering a string of prostitutes during a week-long drug binge. Yikes!

I guess this is somewhat accurate, but I don't see myself committing acts of violence on prostitutes or others for that matter.

 You say that like it's a bad thing.

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I certainly don't think it is a bad thing that I don't see myself committing acts of violence on prostitutes or others.

that the rest was somewhat accurate is a bad thing. : (

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Warbler said:

I certainly don't think it is a bad thing that I don't see myself committing acts of violence on prostitutes or others.

How else will they learn?

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You gotta keep them in line, or they'll think they own the place.

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Fuck you analsyst test.

centuries to the day later a newsometerographamatron reads "this day in history: Rogue-theX said 'fuck you' to a analysyst test"

OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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Do you make thoughtless remarks or accusations which later you regret?

YES

When others are getting rallied, do you remain fairly composed?

MAYBE

Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries just for pleasure?

MAYBE

When asked to make a decision, would you be swayed by your like or dislike of the personality involved?

MAYBE

Do you intend two or less children in your family even though your health and income will permit more?

YES

Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles, when there is no logical reason for it?

MAYBE

Would you prefer to be in a position where you did not have the responsibilities of making decisions?

MAYBE

Are your actions considered unpredictable by other people?

MAYBE

Do you consider more money should be spent on social security?

MAYBE

Do other people interest you very much?

NO

Is your voice monotonous, rather than varied in pitch?

MAYBE

Do you normally let the other person start the conversation?

YES

Are you readily interested in other people's conversations?

NO

Would the idea of inflicting pain on game, small animals or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing?

MAYBE

Are you often impulsive in your behavior?

NO

Do you speak slowly?

NO

Are you usually concerned about the need to protect your health?

YES

Does an unexpected action cause your muscles to twitch?

NO

Are you normally considerate in your demands on your employees, relatives, or pupils?

MAYBE

Do you consider that you could give a valid 'snao judgment ?

HUH? MAYBE

Do your past failures still worry you?

YES

Do you find yourself being extra-active for periods lasting several days?

NO

Do you resent the efforts of others to tell you what to do?

YES

Is it normaly hard for you to 'own up and take the blame'?

MAYBE

Do you have a small circle of close friends, rather than a large number of friends, speaking acquantances?

NO

Is your life a constant struggle for survival?

NO

Do you often sing or whistle just for the fun of it?

YES

Are you considered warm-hearted by your friends?

NO

Would you rather give orders than take them?

MAYBE

Do you enjoy telling people the latest scandal about your associates?

NO

Could you agree, to strict discipline ?

NO

Would the idea of making a complete new start cause you much concern?

MAYBE

Do you make efforts to get others to laugh and smile?

NO

Do you find it easy to express your emotions?

NO

Do you refrain from complaining when the other person is late for an appointment?

MAYBE

Are you sometimes considered by others a "spoilsport"?

MAYBE

Do you consider there are other people who are definitely unfriendly toward you and work against you?

YES

Would you admit you were wrong just to "keep the peace"?

MAYBE

Do you have only a few people of whom you are really tend

WHAT? NO

Are you rarely happy, unless you have a special reason?

YES

Do you "circulate around" at a social gathering?

MAYBE

Do you take reasonable precaution to prevent accidents?

MAYBE

Does the idea of talking in front of people make you nervous?

YES

If you saw an article in a shop obviously mistakenly marked lower than its correct price, would you try to get it at that price?

YES

Do you often feel that people are looking at you or talking about you behind your back?

NO

Are you 'always getting into trouble'?

NO

Have you any particular hate or fear?

YES

Do you prefer to be an onlooker rather than participate in any active sport?

YES

Do you find it easy to be impartial?

MAYBE

Have you a definitely set standard of courteous behavior in front of other members of your family?

NO

Can you start the "ball rolling" at a social gathering?

NO

Would you "buy on credit" with the hope that you can keep up the payments?

MAYBE

Do you get an after-reaction when something unexpected such as an accident or other disturbing incident takes place?

MAYBE

Do you consider the good of all concerned rather than your own personal advantages?

MAYBE

When hearing a lecturer, do you sometimes experience the idea that the speaker is referring entirely to you?

NO

Does 'external noise' rarely intertere with your concentration?

MAYBE

Are you usually "up-to-date" on everyday affairs?

NO

Can you confidently plan and work towards carrying out an event in six months time?

NO

Do you consider the modern "prisons without bars" system doomed to failure?

MAYBE

Do you tend to be careless?

MAYBE

Do you ever get a 'dreamlike feeling toward life when it all seems unreal?

YES

Do you speedily recover from the effects of bad news?

NO

When you criticize - do you at the same time try to encourage?

NO

Are you normally considered "cold"?

MAYBE

Are your opinions insufficiently important to tell other people?

MAYBE

Are you so self-assured that it sometimes annoys others?

NO

Do you keep "close contact" on articles of yours which you have loaned to friends?

MAYBE

Do you enjoy activities of your own choosing?

YES

Does emotional music have quite an effect on you?

YES

Do you completely condemn a person because he is a rival or opponent in some aspect of your relations with him?

NO

Do you often "sit and think" about death, sickness, pain and sorrow?

YES

Are you perturbed at the idea of loss of dignity?

YES

Are you always collecting things which "might be useful"?

NO

Would you criticize faults and point out the bad points on someone else's character or handiwork?

MAYBE

Are you openly appreciative of beautiful things?

MAYBE

Do you sometimes give away articles which strictly speaking do not belong to you?

NO

Do you greet people effusively?

NO

Do you often ponder on previous misfortunes?

YES

Are you sometimes considered forceful in your actions or opinions?

MAYBE

Do you accept criticism easily and without resentment?

MAYBE

Are you usually undisturbed by "noises off" when you are trying to rest?

YES

Are you likely to be jealous?

MAYBE

Do you tend to put off doing things and then discover it is too late?

MAYBE

Do you prefer to abide by the wishes of others rather than seek to have your own way?

NO

Do you find it easy to get yourself started on a project?

NO

Do you bite your fingernails or chew the end of your pencil?

NO

Do you "turn up the volume" of your emotions just to create an effect?

MAYBE

If we were invading another country, would you feel sympathetic towards conscientious objectors in this country?

YES

Are there some things about yourself on which you are touchy?

YES

Do you have few interests and activities that are your own choice?

NO

Do you ever get a single thought which hangs around for days?

MAYBE

Are you a slow eater?

NO

Can you be a stabilizing influence when others get panicky?

NO

Would you stop and find out whether a person needed help even though they had not directly asked you for it?

MAYBE

Are you prejudiced in favor of your own school, college, club or team, etc,?

NO

Do you pay your debts and keep your promises when it is possible?

YES

Do you sleep well?

YES

Would you use corporal punishment on a child aged ten if it refused to obey you?

NO

Do you prefer to take a passive role in any club or organization to which you belong?

MAYBE

Are you logical and scientific in your thinking?

MAYBE

Does the youth of today have more opportunity than that of a generation ago?

MAYBE

Do you throw things away only to discover that you need them later?

NO

Would you give up easily on a given course if it were causing you a considerable amount of inconvenience?

YES

Do you "wax enthusiastic' about only a few subjects?

MAYBE

Do you rarely suspect the actions of others?

MAYBE

Do you sometimes wonder if anyone really cares about you?

YES

Do you turn down responsibility because you doubt your fitness to cope?

MAYBE

Do you sometimes feel compelled to repeat some interesting item or tidbit?

NO

Do you tend to exaggerate a justifiable grievance?

NO

Is your facial expression varied rather than set?

NO

Do you usually need to justify or back up an opinion once stated?

MAYBE

Do you openly and sincerely admire beauty in other people?

MAYBE

Would it take a definite effort on your part to consider the subject of suicide?

MAYBE

Would you consider yourself energetic in your attitude toward life?

NO

Would a disagreement affect your general relationship with another person?

MAYBE

Does a minor failure on your part rarely trouble you?

YES

Do you sometimes feel that you talk too much?

NO

Do you smile much?

NO

Are you easily pleased?

NO

When met with direct opposition would you still seek to have your own way rather than give in?

MAYBE

Provided the distance were not too great, would you still prefer to ride rather than walk?

MAYBE

Do you ever get disturbed by the noise of the wind or a "house settling down"?

NO

Is your opinion influenced by looking at things from the standpoint of your experiences, occupation or training?

YES

Do you often make tactless blunders?

MAYBE

Are you suspicious of people who ask to borrow money from you?

YES

Are your decisions swayed by personal interests?

YES

Can you get quite enthusiastic over "some simple little thing"?

MAYBE

Do you frequently take action even though you know your own good judgment would indicate otherwise?

NO

Are you in favor of color bar and class distinction?

NO

Are you aware of any habitual physical mannerisms such as pulling your hair, nose, ears, or such like?

NO

Can you quickly adapt and make use of new conditions and situations even though they may be difficult?

NO

Do some noises "set your teeth on edge"?

MAYBE

Can you see the other fellow's point of view when you wish to?

MAYBE

Do you go to bed when you want to, rather than "by the clock"?

MAYBE

Do the "petty foibles" of others make you impatient?

MAYBE

Do children irritate you?

MAYBE

Are you less talkative than your associates?

YES

Do you usually carry out assignments promptly and systematically?

NO

Would you assist a fellow traveler rather than leave it to the officials?

MAYBE

When voting, do you vote the same party ticket straight rather than studying the candidates and issues?

NO

Do you frequently dwell on your past illnesses or painful experiences?

YES

Do you get very ill at ease in disordered surroundings?

MAYBE

Do you usually criticize a film or show that you see or a book that you read?

MAYBE

When recounting some amusing incident can you easily imitate the mannerisms or the dialect in the original incident?

MAYBE

In subjects about which you are not expert, are your own ideas of sufficient importance as to tell others?

MAYBE

Do you have a tendency to tidy up a disorder of somebody else's household?

NO

Can you accept defeat easily without the necessity of "swallowing your disappointment"?

NO

Do you often feel depressed?

YES

Are you ever ill at ease in the company of children?

MAYBE

Do you get frustrated at not being able to do something rather than finding a substitute activity or system?

YES

Are you sometimes completely unable to enter the spirit of things?

MAYBE

Do you rarely express your grievances?

YES

Do you work in "spurts" being relatively inactive and then furiously active for a day or two?

MAYBE

Does the number of uncompleted jobs you have on hand bother you?

MAYBE

Do people enjoy being in your company?

MAYBE

Could you allow someone to finish those "final two words'in a crossword puzzle without interfering?

YES

Do you consider the best points of most people and only rarely speak slightingly of them?

MAYBE

Do you laugh or smile quite readily?

NO

Are you detinite and emphatic in voice and manner?

NO

Are you effusive only to close friends if at all?

YES

Are your interests and tields of knowledge so important as to give little time for anything else?

NO

Would you like to 'start a new activity' in the area in which you live?

MAYBE

Would you make the necessary actions to kill an animal in order to put it out of pain?

YES

Is it easy for you to relax?

MAYBE

Do you have little regret on past misfortunes and failures?

NO

Does the idea of fear or apprehension give you a physical reaction?

MAYBE

Can you trust the decision of your judgment in an emotional situation in which you are involved?

MAYBE

Could someone else consider that you were really active?

NO

Do you find it hard to get started on a task that needs to be done?

YES

Are you opposed to the "probation system" for criminals"

NO

Do you spend much time on needless worries?

MAYBE

In a disagreement do you find it hard to understand how the other person fails to see your side, and thus agree with you?

MAYBE

Do you cope with everyday problems of living quite well?

MAYBE

Are you usually truthful to others?

MAYBE

Would you rather "wait for something to happen" as opposed to you causing it?

YES

Do you spend too freely in relation to your income?

NO

Can you take a "calculated risk" without too much worry?

NO

If you were involved in a slight car accident, would you really take the trouble to see that any damage you did was made good?

MAYBE

Do others push you around?

YES

Do you make allowances for your friends where with others you might judge more severely?

MAYBE

Do you often ponder over your own inferiority?

YES

Do people criticize you to others?

YES

Are you embarrassed by a hearty greeting such as a kiss, hug, or pat on the back, if done in public?

NO

Do you frequently not do something you want to do because of other people's desires?

NO

Are you sometimes convinced of the correctness of your opinions about a subject even though you are not an expert?

NO

Do you often find yourself "going off in all directions at once"?

MAYBE

Do your acquaintances seem to think more of your abilities than you do?

NO

Is the idea of death or even reminders of death abhorrent to you?

YES

Having settled an argument out do you continue to feel disgruntled for a while?

MAYBE

Are you friendly in voice, attitude, and expression?

MAYBE

Does life seem rather vague and unreal to you?

YES

Do you often feel upset about the state of war victims and political refugees?

MAYBE

Do "mere acquaintances" appeal to you for aid or advice in their personal difficulties?

NO

If you lose an article, do you get the idea that "someone must have stolen or mislaid it?"

NO

It you thought that someone was suspicious of you and your actions, would you tackle them on the subject rather than leaving them to work it out?

MAYBE

Do you sometimes feel that your age is against you (too young or too old)?

YES

Do you have spells of being sad and depressed for no apparent reason?

NO

Do you do much grumbling about conditions you have to face in life?

YES

Do you tend to hide your feelings?

YES

Do you consider you have many warm friends?

NO

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Mr. Energizer, thank you for taking the test! Here are your results:

As you can see, you have some incredibly strong characteristics, such as Stability, Certainty and Aggressiveness. At times you're like an American Gladiator, balancing on a padded pillar, swinging your pugil stick with a fury that can't be matched.

But, there are definite areas of improvement. You're irresponsible, not giving any fucks about anything; you're a critical sumbitch; and you spend the majority of your waking hours communicating to invisible entities that you claim are from alternate dimensions. Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

Mr. Energizer, stop crying. SCIENTOLOGY CAN HELP YOU.

I suggest you start on the Personal Values & Integrity Course. You'll learn vital ingredients to life, such as why you keep committing harmful actions against yourself and others, and how to live an honest and happy life. For the low low price of $22.22 you'll be on the ROAD TO FREEDOM.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Neglify said:

But, there are definite areas of improvement. You're irresponsible, not giving any fucks about anything; you're a critical sumbitch; and you spend the majority of your waking hours communicating to invisible entities that you claim are from alternate dimensions. Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

 Nailed it.  This test is fucking genius.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Yeah, but there's nothing in there about me committing sex crimes, thus nullifying it's credibility.

All the more reason you need to do the Personal Values & Integrity Course. Once you've studied all the materials, you will be writing up your "Overts and Withholds" so you can clear your conscience of the perverted sexx laws you've violated. We'll keep your O/Ws for our blackmail files records, but trust me they're 100% confidential* and you'll be a happier, more competent and a weller-endowed THETAN.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Are you depressed?

Irritable?

Tired of life?

 

 

Keep it up.