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That's even worse than Meco's stuff...

On the other hand, that video has shown me that there are Let's Dance clips on YouTube. Normally, I wouldn't care, but Magnus Samuelsson, 1998's World's Strongest Man, is on the show right now and I haven't seen him yet. Neat-o! He must be the biggest to ever appear on any incarnation of the show. He's around 6'7'', 320 lbs. His arms are probably bigger around than his partner's waist! Haha.

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adywan said:

well i have had an idea of what to replace Jedi Rocks with in ROTJ

ROTJ Jedi rocks replacement

I love you man, but I should punch you from clear across the pond for that... <:O
Just for that I send you this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYQVyVyeWho

Enjoy... wait a minute... is it me or are her eyes looking in two separate directions?



In the words of Richard Pryor: Cocaine is one HELL of a drug!

I found this when searching for the pic above, and just had to add this in:

There is good entertainment, and then there is bad entertainment. Then there is the so-bad-that-it's-good zone, but the Star Wars Holiday Special occupies a hitherto undiscovered region on the spectrum. It is so bad that it saps one's will to live. It is a malignant hydra with the faces of those we know and love and a body of pure evil. Sections of the original film intercut with this lowband video mess serve only to remind you how far removed this TV 'special' is from the film in quality and budget. George Lucas has said he would like to see every copy of this show burned, but I think the original films would be better served if everyone could see this frightening example of what happens when the right characters fall into the wrong hands.
-Ben Slotover

         

 “You people must realize that the public owns you for life, and when you’re dead, you’ll all be in commercials dancing with vacuum cleaners.”

– Homer Simpson

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I see George Lucas's car waiting..

No kidding visible set anyways.

If you look for a microsecond you ll see that the reflection flashes too

 

-Angel

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vaderios said:

I see George Lucas's car waiting..

No kidding visible set anyways.

If you look for a microsecond you ll see that the reflection flashes too

 

-Angel

Oh my god... is that a FENCE?!?

 

         

 “You people must realize that the public owns you for life, and when you’re dead, you’ll all be in commercials dancing with vacuum cleaners.”

– Homer Simpson

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Monroville said:
adywan said:

well i have had an idea of what to replace Jedi Rocks with in ROTJ

ROTJ Jedi rocks replacement

I love you man, but I should punch you from clear across the pond for that... <:O
Just for that I send you this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYQVyVyeWho

Enjoy... wait a minute... is it me or are her eyes looking in two separate directions?



In the words of Richard Pryor: Cocaine is one HELL of a drug!

I found this when searching for the pic above, and just had to add this in:

There is good entertainment, and then there is bad entertainment. Then there is the so-bad-that-it's-good zone, but the Star Wars Holiday Special occupies a hitherto undiscovered region on the spectrum. It is so bad that it saps one's will to live. It is a malignant hydra with the faces of those we know and love and a body of pure evil. Sections of the original film intercut with this lowband video mess serve only to remind you how far removed this TV 'special' is from the film in quality and budget. George Lucas has said he would like to see every copy of this show burned, but I think the original films would be better served if everyone could see this frightening example of what happens when the right characters fall into the wrong hands.
-Ben Slotover

Actually some of the Anakin/Padme scenes, the Gungans and a few of the Ewok moments could fit into this scene very well.

Perhaps someone should do a worst of Star Wars project.

 

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Bingowings said:Perhaps someone should do a worst of Star Wars project.

haha I really cant wait for that :P

 

-Angel

 

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Monroville said:
vaderios said:

I see George Lucas's car waiting..

No kidding visible set anyways.

If you look for a microsecond you ll see that the reflection flashes too

 

-Angel

Oh my god... is that a FENCE?!?

 

This shot also illustrates how taking a idea from the PT can actually help save the sick child in the OT family.

Lucas has Artoo push Threepio many feet off the edge the barge to land right next to a giant explosion, only to be picked up with a magnet which comes from nowhere for a slapstick ending (George WHY?).

As I posted elesewhere those jets which don't make much sense in the PT make much more sense deployed here.

Jedi Jets 1

Jedi Jets 2

 

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I like that idea, and your mock ups look great!

And it doesn't have to create a continuity error with the scene in the swamp in ESB, because R2 couldn't probably fire his boosters because he was under water, and he only flew out of the water because the creature spat him out.

It would be cool if it could be done with the footage from the prequels.

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SilverKey said:

I like that idea, and your mock ups look great!

And it doesn't have to create a continuity error with the scene in the swamp in ESB, because R2 couldn't probably fire his boosters because he was under water, and he only flew out of the water because the creature spat him out.

It would be cool if it could be done with the footage from the prequels.

As I suggested in the ESB:R thread R2 could be let off there because of fear of setting off swamp gas so close to the X-Wing.

This change would make the Ewok's less cuddly and set them up as the sort of creatures that could take on the Empire (and also remove a cheap gag at the expense of Chewie's stomach...or give it a more icky undertone).

Ewoks are deadly serious.

 

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Maaan, that is the best idea ever! That screenshot is awesome. I would love to see that in the film.

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The problem with that is everyone's reaction to it.  Chewie and Han don't think anything of a dead animal on a stick, but Luke senses a trap.  A stormtrooper helmet on a stick with the head still inside it?  Definate trap, and might even freak Han out a bit.  Changing Han's line from "It's just a dead animal" to "It's just a stormtrooper head" is either extremely hilarious or extremely badass.

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Another cool idea, Bingowings!

I agree with doubleofive that it would require a work around with the current dialogue. Maybe if you remove the flesh hanging from the helmet, and dub in a line of Han saying "It's just a (Stormtrooper) helmet", it could work.

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doubleofive said:

The problem with that is everyone's reaction to it.  Chewie and Han don't think anything of a dead animal on a stick, but Luke senses a trap.  A stormtrooper helmet on a stick with the head still inside it?  Definate trap, and might even freak Han out a bit.  Changing Han's line from "It's just a dead animal" to "It's just a stormtrooper head" is either extremely hilarious or extremely badass.

You could remove the line and speed up the sequence so Chewie reaches for it almost out of instinct, springing the trap without the heroes pondering what it means, keeping only Luke's warning.

Leaving in the "thinking with your stomach" line is either off or very on, we know Chewie isn't a Vegetarian from the theatrical cut and there are no Wookiee Stormtroopers so how is eating a dead human any different from eating a dead animal?

If the line is taken out or not we know Ewoks will eat humans (because they try to eat our heroes later) but now they are already pulling the heads off Stormtroopers and using them to bait traps, which adds to the surprise when we see what they are like.

But I'd keep the flesh in (the saga has arms and heads coming off all over the place so why not have a bit of neck gore?)

 

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Bingowings said:

This change would make the Ewok's less cuddly and set them up as the sort of creatures that could take on the Empire (and also remove a cheap gag at the expense of Chewie's stomach...or give it a more icky undertone).

Ewoks are deadly serious.

 

Okay, THATS what I'm talkin about!  The dialogue could be edited slightly and maybe some catini-izing could be done to Han (with the eyebrows - give him a worried/sick look; nothing TOO much, but enough to show they recognize a human (albeit an Imperial human) head.

And you HAVE to keep the flesh hanging out of it for it to really work.

To add to Bingo's comments, remember we've had in STAR WARS so far:
(1) sliced off arm
(2) multiple Jawa bodies (which are then thrown into a fire)
(3) charred skeletons of Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen (with crispy flesh still on them)
(4) torture of Princess Leia (who knows what Vader was doing in there with her)
(5) major droid trauma (R2 getting blasted by a TIE fighter)
(6) and of course, a few billion people getting blown up (from planet and then a few million on the Death Star)
(7) Luke's bloody face after being wacked by Wampa
(8) Luke almost getting eaten by said Wampa
(9) sliced Wampa arm
(10) gratuitous Han and Chewie torture
(11) Luke loses his right hand
(12) Vader's gross exposed head

So at least the originals were known to throw in some grossness just to remind you these aren't completely meant for kids.

On a similar note, anyone thought of maybe adding a slight glow to the Ewok eyes too (not to the extent of say the Jawas, but more like the replicants in BLADE RUNNER)?  I would love to see a shot like the one where they all jump up over the tree log above the storm troopers, but darken them almost to sillouettes, give them that back-eye lighting and change their "YUU-WAA!" high pitched yell to something more gutterall or frightening.

Maybe something "like" this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqnr4hjE0e0

         

 “You people must realize that the public owns you for life, and when you’re dead, you’ll all be in commercials dancing with vacuum cleaners.”

– Homer Simpson

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Monroville said:On a similar note, anyone thought of maybe adding a slight glow to the Ewok eyes too (not to the extent of say the Jawas, but more like the replicants in BLADE RUNNER)?

Never added red eye to a picture before.

Ewok eyes 2

A few trophies added to the village could add to the cred of the Ewoks too (a little less slick/sick this time) :

Ewoks Kill

 

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maybe the music for the ewoks should be changed? they generally have scoring similar to the jawas (march of the little people or something like that) perhaps something either creepier, or just less cute and fuzzy would give them an edge.

 

and maybe alternative voices too?

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The lighting in the village scenes does look a little fake sometimes (a bit like a studio set rather than a village in the trees...mmm funny that) perhaps someone with a proven track record for impressive Photoshop mock ups could try to make them look a bit more convincing?

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what was that guy's name who could do that....