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despite what's been done in books/comics/games... my guess is it'll be Commies and the Spear of Destiny.
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The rumor for years has been that it might focus on Indy discovering Atlantis. If that were true... that... would be awesome!
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
THEY DID THAT IN A VIDEO GAME. NO DOUBT IT WILL BE A RELIGIOUS ARTIFACT.


And plus there's still plenty of Nazis running around in the 50s and 60s- remember the really nasty ones set up shop in Central America or the wilds of Africa. In fact Indy *might* think he's up against Communists but end up joining them to help defeat some Nazi war criminal or another in the third act. But you didn't hear it from me.
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Don't you think having Nazis in Indy 4 would a little... repetitive?
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
OR HE COULD BE IN A NURSING HOME SEARCHING FOR HIS LOST BED PAN.


I concur.

Oh wait... sorry DAYV... that answer was a little... repetitve.
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Indiana Jones and the Arthritic Hip of Doom...

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Alzheimer Jones and the... the... what were we talking about again?
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Originally posted by: InfoDroid
Indiana Jones and the Arthritic Hip of Doom...



Originally posted by: greencapt
Alzheimer Jones and the... the... what were we talking about again?




Wait till you guys get older. You'll see what it's like to be made fun of.
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Originally posted by: InfoDroid
Indiana Jones and the Arthritic Hip of Doom...



Originally posted by: greencapt
Alzheimer Jones and the... the... what were we talking about again?




Wait till you guys get older. You'll see what it's like to be made fun of.


I'LL JUST HIT THOSE YOUNG WHIPPER-SNAPPERS WITH MY CANE.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Originally posted by: InfoDroid
Indiana Jones and the Arthritic Hip of Doom...



Originally posted by: greencapt
Alzheimer Jones and the... the... what were we talking about again?




Wait till you guys get older. You'll see what it's like to be made fun of.


Lighten up, Mr. Open-Minded.

Anyway......


Indiana Jones and the Geriatric Ward of Doom!

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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Indiana Jones and the Continence Pad of Poo.

Indiana Jones and the Second Last Crusade (an aging Indy decides he really should have kept the youth-giving grail after all and goes in search of it again)

Harrison Ford and the attempt to resurrect a dead career.

Adamwankenobi and the Rapers of the young arse.

War does not make one great.

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that last one was hillarious. I'm sure Adam will respond sadly to it.
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father

Indiana Jones and the Second Last Crusade (an aging Indy decides he really should have kept the youth-giving grail after all and goes in search of it again)


I have all the latest scoop on this movie. It is set in 1945, and Indy visits Sallah in Egypt, where the two uncover documents in the village of Nag Hammadi that include the Gospel of Thomas and the Gospel of Mary Magdelene. Indy immediately translates the ancient aramaic and realizes his father's lifelong (and his own in the last film) grail search was all a misdirect ... a hoax ... and that the "grail" actually refers to Mary Magdelene's womb carrying the progeny of Christ. It is reavealed that the Catholic Church has been complicit in the supression of this information, which is why Hitler has been rounding up Catholic Priests into his concentration camps. Furthermore, the knight who was left buried in the rubble behind the great seal was actually one of the original Knights Templar, and in a secret room next to the room with all the fake grails was a round room where this old man had sex with his estranged wife, who'd been camping out in Scottish church for the last thousand years, only visiting her husband on the equinox, so they could have sex while the other knights dressed in black and white robes and watched. Indy shoots some Nazis who are trying to steal proof of this coverup because that knowledge is powerful enough to turn the tide of WWII back in their favor and let them rule the world. Indy gets religion, Hitler shoots himself, and a bunch of anagrams are made out of Da Vinci's artwork titles.

Smells like a blockbuster.
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
GEORGE LUCUS AND THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST DIRECTING CAREER.


With flicks like War of the Worlds, it appears to me that Spielberg is losing his directing touch as well.
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blasphemy. although i do agree speilbergs films seem kinda halfassed now
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Oh, I didn't mean that I dislike the films of Spielberg. I agree that he has done some of the most well-made films. But lately... eh. I don't know. Perhaps he has redeemed himself with Munich.