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Recent studies have shown that the popular "morning after pill" was tested on animals. During initial testing periods, a large number of animals, including dogs, were subjected to the pill; there were unfortunately a few deaths.

How does this effect women and vegans? For most women it doesn't...but for vegans, that's another story. Thousands will hear the news and then be pregnant within 24 hours. It is estimated that Moby will become the father of fifteen.

Ladies and Gentlemen, be warned: if your wife or girlfriend is on the pill, make sure it wasn't one tested by animals.
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Chaltab,

You know what a vegetarian is, the vegans take it one step further.

A vegetarian might eat eggs, milk, cheese, and other animal byproducts that aren't meat. A vegan doesn't even eat those things.

Or at least, that is the impression I've been given.
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You would be correct, starkiller.

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Are you cruel like me and always offer them meat, or comment on how good your steak tastes, etc?

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Does he know what he's missing? Whadda loser.
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Does he know what he's missing? Whadda loser.
Well, protein for one thing.
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and god said, "let there be meat" and there was meat. And he ate the meat and the meat was good.
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vegans dont eat anything that is killed... they wont pluck an apple from the tree either, theyll wait beneath it and wait for Sir Isaac Newton to give them an apple.
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Originally posted by: motti_soL
vegans dont eat anything that is killed... they wont pluck an apple from the tree either, theyll wait beneath it and wait for Sir Isaac Newton to give them an apple.
That part I don't believe I was aware of.

How exactly are you "killing" something when you take an apple off a tree?? The tree is still alive, and the apple is no more alive, by conventional definitions, whether you pluck it or it falls off on its own.

So, I guess if I tied off one of my own fingers, let it shrivel and fall off, I could then feed it to a vegan??
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no, I think it would have to fall off of natural causes.
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There is a joke there but I'm not sure what it is...

Anyways, this whole post was just a joke of mine. Somethign I've considered typing up and sending to perhaps The Onion.
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LOL. This dicussion has taken a turn for the funny.

Define natural causes.

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Define natural causes.


you are aware that apples fall from trees when their "time is due". thats what they mean with natural causes.

they think that if you pick an apple from the tree you have deprived it the little time it had left.
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Define natural causes.


you are aware that apples fall from trees when their "time is due". thats what they mean with natural causes.

they think that if you pick an apple from the tree you have deprived it the little time it had left.


He's right. They are fanatical like that. It's pretty scary. Next time you run into a vegan, take him/her to some roadkill and say, "it's dead... should be safe to eat." See what they do.
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As a friend of mine once put it, "If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?"

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
LOL. This dicussion has taken a turn for the funny.

Define natural causes.


When you're next to something and you fart, it will wilt and die. It will have died if natural causes...natural gas, that is.
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Spoken like a true Texan. Albertans are of the same mind.

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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
As a friend of mine once put it, "If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?"


LOL

God could have made the animals out of ice cream and chocolate.
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Just as a note, most Vegans dont subscribe the not eating fruit unless its fallen thing. There is a whole seperate dietary movement revolving around that, i forget the name. Generally I think Vegans just dont eat anything that is derived from an animal - including honey as it exploits bees (apparently) and milk derivitives extracted by science - casein and lactose. I think that fanatical Vegans are sort of missing the mark...ethically, I dont think its irresponsible to eat honey...I just dont.

P.S. The vegan may still get protein from vegetable sources - soy, nuts, etc.
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