He slimed me.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Um... there's always room for Jell-O?
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Ghost In The Machine.
So this is how the rest of you feel when I post. Hmmmm....
Who brought the dog?
TV's Frink said:
So this is how the rest of you feel when I post. Hmmmm....
this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
Egon: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me
Bingowings said:
Ghost In The Machine.
Sorry, but "re-use" of jokes are forbidden here ! (See the Off Topic forum rules)
A B C said:
Sorry, but "re-use" of jokes are forbidden here !
A B C said:
Sorry, but "re-use" of jokes are forbidden here ! (See the Off Topic forum rules)
Right. That's bad.
Okay, important safety tip. Thanks, ABC.
Give me a break! (We're both lawyers!)
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Ghostbusters 2?
xhonzi loses the thread.
Gaffer Tape said:
Um... there's always room for Jell-O?
Pretty sure this is a GB2 quote as well...
At any rate:
Frink, allow me to put you down:
You're short, your belly button sticks out to far, and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
xhonzi said:
Gaffer Tape said:
Um... there's always room for Jell-O?
Pretty sure this is a GB2 quote as well...
I've been staring at the computer for at least 90 seconds, trying to come up with a comeback.
Frink loses the thread.
And you don't want us exposing ourselves!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Angry Frink is angry.
Uh, perhaps you can help me? I'm looking for a love-potion aerosol, that I can spray on a certain Penthouse Pet, to obtain her total submission.
Arrrghhh!
Screw you guys...I'm going home.
Boo... bring back Venkman!
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
xhonzi, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
Ric Olie said:
Uh, perhaps you can help me? I'm looking for a love-potion aerosol, that I can spray on a certain Penthouse Pet, to obtain her total submission.
Yeah, I read about that. You have to catch the slimy blue piece of brain of a devil ewok:
Easy with your equipement !
We'll enjoy watching.
I'm not ready to believe you.
Type something, will you? We're paying for this stuff! And don't stare at me, you got the bug-eyes.
A B C said:
Ric Olie said:
Uh, perhaps you can help me? I'm looking for a love-potion aerosol, that I can spray on a certain Penthouse Pet, to obtain her total submission.
Yeah, I read about that. You have to catch the slimy blue piece of brain of a devil ewok:
Easy with your equipement !
We'll enjoy watching.
ABC, when I divulged to you the secret power of my slimy blue brain via PM, I thought it was understood that that information was intended to remain private! Dammit! Now everyone is going to want a piece of my demonic Endorian blue matter.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Geez. I can't believe that after all these days, no one's quoted the most famous line from this entire movie! Are we saving it for something truly important?
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
I'll give it 2 more mins before i (EDITED) out my initial response to Gaffer.......
Are you the Keymaster? No..crap, im the wrong gender to ask that one...Gatekeeper i mean