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TV's Frink said:

Some cars don't give you the option.

They give you the option of not driving it.

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Bingowings said:

TV's Frink said:

Some cars don't give you the option.

They give you the option of not driving it.

Tell that to the food delivery drivers using their own cars* and just barely making ends meet.

(*Note: Most food delivery driving jobs in the USA require drivers to provide their own transportation.)

A picture is worth a thousand words. Post 102 is worth more.

I’m late to the party, but I think this is the best song. Enjoy!

—Teams Jetrell Fo 1, Jetrell Fo 2, and Jetrell Fo 3

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In nursing school you must get an 80% or better to pass.  I just took my third of four exams yesterday, and for the third time scored under 80%.  Unless I can really bring it up with fourth test and the final exam, I will not pass this semester.  I'm very sad about it.  I studied so hard for yesterday too :(

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AntcuFaalb said:

Bingowings said:

TV's Frink said:

Some cars don't give you the option.

They give you the option of not driving it.

Tell that to the food delivery drivers using their own cars* and just barely making ends meet.

(*Note: Most food delivery driving jobs in the USA require drivers to provide their own transportation.)

They give you the option of doing a different job or delivering it via a peddle operated cycle or voting for a politician who will change the law or breaking the law and making a principled stand.

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darth_ender said:

In nursing school you must get an 80% or better to pass.  I just took my third of four exams yesterday, and for the third time scored under 80%.  Unless I can really bring it up with fourth test and the final exam, I will not pass this semester.  I'm very sad about it.  I studied so hard for yesterday too :(

sorry to hear, darth_ender.   Good luck on the 4th test  and the final exam.   If you don't get 80% or higher, can you try again next semester?

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darth_ender said:

In nursing school you must get an 80% or better to pass.  I just took my third of four exams yesterday, and for the third time scored under 80%.  Unless I can really bring it up with fourth test and the final exam, I will not pass this semester.  I'm very sad about it.  I studied so hard for yesterday too :(

Good luck bro!

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An old friend of mine, now a famous Doctor scraped through his exams with a minimal passing score of 51% on his second attempt.

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Thanks guys.  I do appreciate the kind words.  Yes Warbler, if I fail this semester, I can retake it next Spring, but...I only get one second attempt.  If I fail then, I have to settle for being an LPN or try to get into a different nursing program at another school.

@Bingo, I thought that doctor was in fact your arch nemesis.

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What do you call someone who graduates bottom of his class at medical school?

Doctor.

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Bingowings said:

An old friend of mine, now a famous Doctor scraped through his exams with a minimal passing score of 51% on his second attempt.

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darth_ender said:

@Bingo, I thought that doctor was in fact your arch nemesis.

Just larks really, a cosmos without him scarcely bears thinking about.

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Apparently my friend from back home has the same long-lasting symptoms I've had from whatever the hell sickness I had. We're still getting annoying pain in the gums and some serious pain when we swallow. Sounds like one of us passed it to the other 3 weeks ago when I last went back to LA! No point playing the blame game, though. Just wish I could figure out WHY it's still bugging me...

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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I'm blue...

I feel so lonely...  :(

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It's Friday night! Go out and do something! If I didn't have to be at work bright and early, I'd be out and about. Philadelphia has got to have some great stuff going on Friday nights. And Italy, so many hot women! Wish I were there now. Either of those places.

Carpe diem, y'all!

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Who cares about women, I just wanna hang out with my friends and they're away most of the time.

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CP3S said:

It's Friday night! Go out and do something! If I didn't have to be at work bright and early, I'd be out and about. Philadelphia has got to have some great stuff going on Friday nights. And Italy, so many hot women! Wish I were there now. Either of those places.

Carpe diem, y'all!

all that takes money.  

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Read a book.

Write a book.

Cook a book.

Eat a book.

Do a drawing.

Do a painting.

Write a poem.

Read a poem.

Go for a walk.

Go for a run.

Go to the park and swing on a swing.

Go to the park and slide on a slide.

Go to the park and go round on the roundabout.

Watch a video, DVD or Blu-Ray.

Write a review. of a video, DVD or Blu-Ray.

Play a game.

Review a game.

Visit a friend or relative.

Chat with the deity of your choice.

Do some gardening.

Have a nap.

Make a list of things someone else could do, etc, etc.

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Leonardo said:

Who cares about women, I just wanna hang out with my friends and they're away most of the time.

Make new friends? With hot women?

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Warbler said:

CP3S said:

It's Friday night! Go out and do something! If I didn't have to be at work bright and early, I'd be out and about. Philadelphia has got to have some great stuff going on Friday nights. And Italy, so many hot women! Wish I were there now. Either of those places.

Carpe diem, y'all!

all that takes money.  

$5 dollars, buy a beer, sip it slow, make some friends.

I've gone whole days without eating so I would have money to do exactly that.

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CP3S said:

Leonardo said:

Who cares about women, I just wanna hang out with my friends and they're away most of the time.

Make new friends? With hot women?

Not to tar everybody with the same brush, but usually if they're hot, they're not really the talking type. Most they can manage with their two braincells is "Polly wanna cracker" or words to that effect. And that won't be a nice evening for me.
Nope, solved the conundrum, last night after seeing a play with a couple of friends from uni I went on a date with Miss Martini and Mr. Rusty Nails.
Still feeling a bit of a buzz. I think I'm ok now.

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CP3S said:

Warbler said:

CP3S said:

It's Friday night! Go out and do something! If I didn't have to be at work bright and early, I'd be out and about. Philadelphia has got to have some great stuff going on Friday nights. And Italy, so many hot women! Wish I were there now. Either of those places.

Carpe diem, y'all!

all that takes money.  

$5 dollars, buy a beer, sip it slow, make some friends.

I've gone whole days without eating so I would have money to do exactly that.

1. there is no way I could go whole days without eating.   And if I did I probably wouldn't feel like having beer afterwards.

2.  I don't even have 5$ to waste right now.   Things are very tight at the moment for me.

 

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CP3S said:

Leonardo said:

Who cares about women, I just wanna hang out with my friends and they're away most of the time.

Make new friends? With hot women?

a hot woman wouldn't want anything to do with me.  They'd either laugh at me or slap me in the face.

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Set out to be funny so any laughs will be a victory.

If anyone slaps you in the face (male or female) kick them in the nuts.

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1. I suck at humor

2. It would make no sense to kick a female "in the nuts".   It would also be extremely ungentlemanly.