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I’m getting really tired of people walking on the left side of aisles and sidewalks. And then they don’t even move when they see me walking (on the right side, mind you) toward them!

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moviefreakedmind said:

I’m getting really tired of people walking on the left side of aisles and sidewalks. And then they don’t even move when they see me walking (on the right side, mind you) toward them!

Preach!

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

bkev said:

Handman said:

What do you look for in a friend?

I’ve kept my eye on this question for awhile now and I’m really surprised that so few people have answered it seriously.

In my defense, I’ve never had a close friend, and no casual friends since high school, so it’s not a question I could seriously answer.

NeverarGreat said:

Well I consider you an internet friend. Does that count for anything?

suspiciouscoffee said:

We’re all just catfish, dontcha know?

Sometimes I put my foot in my mouth.

I hope no one took the post above the wrong way; I was strictly speaking of off-line friends. I do consider most of you guys my friends.

“Okay, I’m goin’, takin’ off. See ya… bye….” — Chip Douglas

“This concludes our broadcast day. Click.” — Chip Douglas

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I’ve gotten a haircut that I’m really unhappy with, I guess I’ll have to wait until it grows back out to fix it.

Not enough people read the EU.

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LuckyGungan2001 said:

I’ve gotten a haircut that I’m really unhappy with, I guess I’ll have to wait until it grows back out to fix it.

Or you 1) could shave it off, 2) get extensions, or 3) collect the cut hair and randomly glue it back on.

Or all of the above.

TV’s Frink said:

chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.

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chyron8472 said:

LuckyGungan2001 said:

I’ve gotten a haircut that I’m really unhappy with, I guess I’ll have to wait until it grows back out to fix it.

Or you 1) could shave it off, 2) get extensions, or 3) collect the cut hair and randomly glue it back on.

Or all of the above.

All of the above would be irresistible.

The blue elephant in the room.

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  1. Wear a rainbow afro wig over it.

“Okay, I’m goin’, takin’ off. See ya… bye….” — Chip Douglas

“This concludes our broadcast day. Click.” — Chip Douglas

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All of the above, of course.

“Okay, I’m goin’, takin’ off. See ya… bye….” — Chip Douglas

“This concludes our broadcast day. Click.” — Chip Douglas

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DuracellEnergizer said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

bkev said:

Handman said:

What do you look for in a friend?

I’ve kept my eye on this question for awhile now and I’m really surprised that so few people have answered it seriously.

In my defense, I’ve never had a close friend, and no casual friends since high school, so it’s not a question I could seriously answer.

NeverarGreat said:

Well I consider you an internet friend. Does that count for anything?

suspiciouscoffee said:

We’re all just catfish, dontcha know?

Sometimes I put my foot in my mouth.

I hope no one took the post above the wrong way;

I didn’t.

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I did. And this is why I let my cat be the go between between Duracell and I.

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Possessed’s cat, tell your master you’re a better conversationalist, anyway.

“Okay, I’m goin’, takin’ off. See ya… bye….” — Chip Douglas

“This concludes our broadcast day. Click.” — Chip Douglas

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Think I’ve had a bit too much coffee to drink (inb4 username joke) and now I’m shaking like Michael J. Fox

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suspiciouscoffee said:

Think I’ve had a bit too much coffee to drink (inb4 username joke) and now I’m shaking like Michael J. Fox

I’m not offended by coffee jokes.

The blue elephant in the room.

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I hate my father with every last fibre of my being. He’s a cruel, spiteful, ungrateful, hypocritical bastard, and I will not miss him once he’s dead and rotting in the earth. First chance I get, I’m changing my last name; I no longer want to be associated with the bloodline that produced him.

“Okay, I’m goin’, takin’ off. See ya… bye….” — Chip Douglas

“This concludes our broadcast day. Click.” — Chip Douglas

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Sorry to hear that. My best friend had a similarly traumatic father experience. He didn’t change his name, though.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

I hate my father with every last fibre of my being. He’s a cruel, spiteful, ungrateful, hypocritical bastard, and I will not miss him once he’s dead and rotting in the earth. First chance I get, I’m changing my last name; I no longer want to be associated with the bloodline that produced him.

I have the same problem but I’m keeping my name. Why do you hate yours if I might ask?

I can answer almost all questions anyone might have about the Sith from Star Wars Legends, and please do PM me for the bd25 DEED(Despecalised Editions), as I have this version, though I can’t answer technical questions about them. Do not go gentle into that good night, Though wise men at their end know dark is right, They
Do not go gentle into that good night.
“Star Wars is a buffet, enjoy the stuff you want, and leave the rest.” - SilverWook
Feel the love.

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LordZerome1080 said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

I hate my father with every last fibre of my being. He’s a cruel, spiteful, ungrateful, hypocritical bastard, and I will not miss him once he’s dead and rotting in the earth. First chance I get, I’m changing my last name; I no longer want to be associated with the bloodline that produced him.

I have the same problem but I’m keeping my name. Why do you hate yours if I might ask?

Long story short, he’s a self-centered, narcissistic bully.

“Okay, I’m goin’, takin’ off. See ya… bye….” — Chip Douglas

“This concludes our broadcast day. Click.” — Chip Douglas

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Well, I tried to watch Nosferatu tonight. It’s an excellent film and I loved what I actually saw of it. Pity a bunch of obnoxious strangers walked in toward the end. I suppose I should’ve expected some shit like that to happen in a downstairs “theater” room in a college dorm, but good lord, no one would shut the fuck up.

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That’s why I don’t watch movies with the family anymore. TCM was playing Carnival of Souls one time, and I couldn’t enjoy a second of it because my boorish father and sister found it boring.

“Okay, I’m goin’, takin’ off. See ya… bye….” — Chip Douglas

“This concludes our broadcast day. Click.” — Chip Douglas

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I’m always surprised to find most people don’t really care about film at all.

“After a time, you may find that having, is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.” - Spock

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It was so nice for a while, alone with the movie. Then the first guy walked in, though he stayed quiet. Then came more, and more, and it just sucked. It especially sucked because it was my first viewing of the film. It’s not like conditions were ideal, I mean I was watching a rather poor video downloaded from Internet Archive, but at least it was enjoyable.

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Handman said:

I’m always surprised to find most people don’t really care about film at all.

Or only care about it as a form of disposable entertainment.

“Okay, I’m goin’, takin’ off. See ya… bye….” — Chip Douglas

“This concludes our broadcast day. Click.” — Chip Douglas