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Cheer up T.

Damn I'm getting old. Someone asked me what super power I would choose the other day and I picked "the power to switch off my hearing".

Why can't we do this anyway? You can shut your damn eyes, why can't you shut your ears? I would totally go for some kind of audio line-in modification.

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I can do something in my sinuses that keeps me from smelling things, that's pretty awesome and fuckin' useful.

No dice with my ears, but I assume that's an evolutionary function to allow you to be able to always hear something sneaking up on you.

Of course, as a person who shoots regularly, earmuffs and plugs are invaluable.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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doubleKO said:

 I would totally go for some kind of audio line-in modification.

I've fantasized sometimes about putting a couple of rca female plugs into my body and being able to listen to music without using my ears. Who knows, maybe in the future we'll be able to do that, with deaf people benefiting from this.

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Leonardo said:

doubleKO said:

 I would totally go for some kind of audio line-in modification.

I've fantasized sometimes about putting a couple of rca female plugs into my body and being able to listen to music without using my ears. Who knows, maybe in the future we'll be able to do that, with deaf people benefiting from this.

Hot.

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TV's Frink said:

Leonardo said:

doubleKO said:

 I would totally go for some kind of audio line-in modification.

I've fantasized sometimes about putting a couple of rca female plugs into my body and being able to listen to music without using my ears. Who knows, maybe in the future we'll be able to do that, with deaf people benefiting from this.

Hot.

yeah that's probably what I'd listen to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK5q1bU59Ic

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I really hate shaving, as I have the unholy combination of coarse hair and sensitive skin.

A picture is worth a thousand words. Post 102 is worth more.

I’m late to the party, but I think this is the best song. Enjoy!

—Teams Jetrell Fo 1, Jetrell Fo 2, and Jetrell Fo 3

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Grow a beard, especially if you are a girl (girls with beards are hot).

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Bingo, you got weird taste in chicks.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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Yeah, the really hoarse voiced muscular ones with penises and flat hairy chests, those little vixens. grrrrrrrr!

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I hate soap scum in the bathtub.

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”

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Bingowings said:

Yeah, the really hoarse voiced muscular ones with penises and flat hairy chests, those little vixens. grrrrrrrr!

I... I think we need to have a little discussion about your perception of gender...

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Bingowings said:


Grow a beard, especially if you are a girl (girls with beards are hot).

I'm male, but a red beard wouldn't look right on me.

A picture is worth a thousand words. Post 102 is worth more.

I’m late to the party, but I think this is the best song. Enjoy!

—Teams Jetrell Fo 1, Jetrell Fo 2, and Jetrell Fo 3

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Bingowings said:


Yeah, the really hoarse voiced muscular ones with penises and flat hairy chests, those little vixens. grrrrrrrr!


Humans is the cwaziest peoples.

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AntcuFaalb said:

 

Bingowings said:


Grow a beard, especially if you are a girl (girls with beards are hot).

I'm male, but a red beard wouldn't look right on me.

 

why not? you'd look like a viking! and vikings are kewl!! :)

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Bingowings said:

Yeah, the really hoarse voiced muscular ones with penises and flat hairy chests, those little vixens. grrrrrrrr!

Bea Arthur?

<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>

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Leonardo said:



AntcuFaalb said:

 


Bingowings said:

Grow a beard, especially if you are a girl (girls with beards are hot).


I'm male, but a red beard wouldn't look right on me.

 


why not? you'd look like a viking! and vikings are kewl!! :)

Four words: Wife. Would. Hate. It.

:-(

A picture is worth a thousand words. Post 102 is worth more.

I’m late to the party, but I think this is the best song. Enjoy!

—Teams Jetrell Fo 1, Jetrell Fo 2, and Jetrell Fo 3

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AntcuFaalb said:

 

Leonardo said:



AntcuFaalb said:

 


Bingowings said:

Grow a beard, especially if you are a girl (girls with beards are hot).


I'm male, but a red beard wouldn't look right on me.

 


why not? you'd look like a viking! and vikings are kewl!! :)

Four words: Wife. Would. Hate. It.

:-(

 

aw, that's too bad...

 

...

 

I can do whatever the hell I want! :-P

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Leonardo said:

AntcuFaalb said:

 

Leonardo said:



AntcuFaalb said:

 


Bingowings said:

Grow a beard, especially if you are a girl (girls with beards are hot).


I'm male, but a red beard wouldn't look right on me.

 


why not? you'd look like a viking! and vikings are kewl!! :)

Four words: Wife. Would. Hate. It.

:-(

 

aw, that's too bad...

 

...

 

I can do whatever the hell I want! :-P

You don't look like the Charlie Browniest. Still chasing?

If you want a Myspleen invite, just PM me and ask.

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Once-upon-a-time-on-MySpleen/topic/12652/

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walkingdork said:

You don't look like the Charlie Browniest. Still chasing?

No. I've been hurt real bad by someone I now refer to as scum.

I now regret meeting her in the first place, let alone getting involved sentimentally. I've suffered for almost a year. I was in love (unrequited, of course) with someone who didn't respect me from day one. She does not have respect for herself either. I knew about a heavy alcohol problem, the careless fucking and the just plain disrespect for anybody, but when I heard her talking about messing with the devil's dandruff, and being proud of it, I got the fuck away from her. No, I don't wanna be your friend, you piece of shit. I don't like the things you do, I don't like the things you say and I don't like the things you think. First you tease me endlessly, say you're attracted to me, you steal my first kiss, you say we could have something going on. One fatal night you wanna do me but I refuse, you're drunk and you still have a boyfriend, a really mean one. I halfheartedly agree to third base, but don't enjoy it. And once you leave that maniac boyfriend of yours your hole belongs to everybody but me!

Sorry, I got carried away. I haven't seen her since... April, May, I don't even remember anymore, and still, there are nights when the rage builds up so much inside me I cannot sleep.

And so it happened that I completely neglected uni, took up chain smoking and experienced a general nervous breakdown. I've almost constantly been in a bad mood in the last months, only work, music and things like this forum have kept me going.

I've now grown incredibly wary of people. I'm not interested in anything, or anyone, and I wasn't really interested in sex before, now it just plain disgusts me.
My friends, two people I love, respect and trust, the only people I have left, will probably try and arrange something for me, they talked to me about the opportunity. But I refused then and I will refuse when the time comes. I'm just not interested in being hurt anymore.

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It's all right Frink. That's the way life is. :)  I guess this is what happens to people who think they're lucky. ;)
Writing is a huge relief valve for me. It makes me stronger and gives me a chance to see things more from a distance.