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If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place — Page 171

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Back in 2000, I ate peanut butter from a jar that had been opened and sitting in a unrefrigerated cupboard for an extended period of time before that point. As a result, I suffered an allergic reaction that left me with pronounced, itchy hives all over my body. It took several days for the hives to fade away.

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If it happened so long ago, why mention it now? Do you need an excuse to be upset?

Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…

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I'm so relieved that story didn't involve a dog.
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Danfun128 said:

If it happened so long ago, why mention it now? Do you need an excuse to be upset?

If people can complain about other people not complaining, complain about heartburn, and complain about rugburn, I think I'm well within my rights to complain about an allergic reaction I suffered back in the 8th grade. 

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Possessed said:

I'm so relieved that story didn't involve a dog.

I actually do have a complaint about dogs -- namely my oldest male dog, who has never been neutered, and has a penis infection from screwing his sisters in his advanced age.

Actually, it's more a complaint about my stupid parents, who refuse to have him neutered. Oh, they neutered his blind mutant son, but they won't neuter him. Idiots, the both of them (My parents, not the dogs).

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Caught a damn cold. It's not too bad but still frustrating. I don't make a good sick person.

The Person in Question

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Darth_ender's already talking about that cold, depressing, commercialized time of year known as Christmas.

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TV's Frink said:

I'm losing money on Draft Kings.

 Since when is all this online sports betting suddenly legal? Politicians were raging against internet gambling less than a decade ago.

Somebody with deep pockets grease a lot of palms since then?

Where were you in '77?

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That's some loophole. ;)

Where were you in '77?

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Not my favorite kind of hole, I must admit.

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My workplace is using the Star Wars blu rays to showcase their 4k TV's at the moment.  In the words of suburban teenage girls, I just can't even.  I pointed out the flaws of this plan to them, but they said it was more for the spirit of the new star wars movie coming out soon than to show off the TV. I proceeded to punish them by quoting every line perfectly as they came up until I had to be elsewhere.

Oh well, at least the only ones they are showing is ANH and ESB.  No prequels, and I haven't even seen them play ROTJ yet.

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MY NECK AND SPINE INJURIES ARE INOPERABLE, AND THEN PAIN THAT THEY CAUSE MAKES MY BLOOD PRESSURE DEADLY HIGH.  I WAS TOLD THAT IF I START FEELING MY BODY GO NUMB TO IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM AS I COULD BE HAVING A STROKE.  

"Wipe them out... all of them."

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THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT GOES.

"Wipe them out... all of them."

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PsychoDayv said:

THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS

 SOME THINGS WILL NEVER CHANGE

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My new job is only part time so I have too much time on my hands. I need to keep busier than this. 

K. Let’s have this ride.