If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place — Page 170

Leonardo said:

My family has three cars, one of which is broken, it can't really start without cables, so it's been parked in the same spot in front of our balcony for a while. We live in a dead-end street with a couple other condominiums. The car does not violate any rules about parking, although we are aware we really shouldn't leave it there.

This afternoon, while walking near it with my best friend, we saw human feces on the hood. Apparently this is one way of saying "don't park here" in whatever language chimps use.

It happened again today. This time, on the windshield. There was even a soiled handkerchief on the ground, next to the car. I know, none of this would happen if we just moved the damn car... but still can you fucking believe it!

I took photos this time. Afterwards it rained for a bit, then again this evening, it went on almost two hours. That'll wash it off the car a bit, I hope.

I'll be waiting for that swine.. I've set up a motion-activated webcam on my window sill.

I wanna see his fucking face.

Believe me, if I could kick his fucking ass without fear of legal repercussions, I totally would. But I want at least his face. If I get the chance, I will give him a taste of Gunny:

Once you have evidence, show the cops? That's got to be some sort of misdemeanor crime.

That's the idea. According to what we manage to do first, it's either move the car from where it is, and see if the harassing stops, or wait for the next strike and then call the police.

Furthermore, right in front of us there's a small warehouse, and I remembered today, they have a little surveillance camera in front of their entrance. That one might just be turned the right way to be able to have seen the culprit.

You need to appease Jodie first. ;)

Fire.

Warbler said:

I hate when I put accidentally put shave cream in my hair instead of hair cream.   I think I need to get a better night's sleep.  

 Just watch you don't mix your toothpaste up with your Savlon, or you'll be reading the news. The evidence...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhPzP3nl5A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWl-KwtGe6M

I'm gonna bitch about the fact that you guys filled over 20 pages in this thread since I left. I don't know. I mean that's a lot of grief. Are you guys ever happy? ;-)

WHAT'S WITH THESE *&^%ING CAPS ALL THE TIME???

It is good to see Trident and Dayv back...but I suppose this is not the proper thread for their welcome... Yet I have few complaints to voice at present...

But I do consider that Dayv has a great many threads in which he must catch up...

Post Praetorian said:

It is good to see Trident and Dayv back...but I suppose this is not the proper thread for their welcome... Yet I have few complaints to voice at present...

But I do consider that Dayv has a great many threads in which he must catch up...

 INDEED I DO, AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT.  ALSO, I'M GOING TO HAE TO COMPLAIN THAT YOU DIDNT POST A COMPLAINT. :-P