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greenpenguino said:

xhonzi said:

Lady: Blah blah blah.  Looks like a video game.
(Zack takes a moment to look a the young woman conducting the interview)
Zack: Have you ever played a video game?
Lady: Erm.... not really.
Zack: Then what do you mean by that comment, "Looks like a video game"?
Lady: Erm.... ha ha hah...
(Both laugh).
Zack: Because that's kind of a ridiculous thing to say...

Man, Zack may make crap movies sometimes, but he's got a point.

Now if she had said that it looked like a Playstation 1 game, then maybe her point would be a bit more... thingy

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Today when I woke up, I stood up too fast and fainted.

I don't actually remember going unconscious, but when I came back, I had scraped up my shoulder, banged my head, and my hand was bleeding like crazy.

I think what happened is my shoulder went against the wall and my head hit my computer desk.

I have no idea what happened to my hand.

Anyway, I woke up a few minutes later on the floor, wondering how I got there. Then I realized what had happened.

I now have a bandage on my hand. :-(

Kinda gross, I know. However, on a happier note, I got some cheap CDs from FYE!

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If that happens again please get that checked out Uncle Arthur.

Having had similar things happen to myself countless times while remaining an undiagnosed epileptic (don't want to worry you) it's best to be on the safe side of these things.

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I think it's just because I stood up too fast and I haven't been drinking enough water lately.

I guess you could call me The Man Who Fell to Earth! ;-)

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Emphasis mine.

Ziggy Stardust said:


Today when I woke up, I stood up too fast and fainted.

I don't actually remember going unconscious, but when I came back, I had scraped up my shoulder, banged my head, and my hand was bleeding like crazy.

I think what happened is my shoulder went against the wall and my head hit my computer desk.

I have no idea what happened to my hand.

Anyway, I woke up a few minutes later on the floor, wondering how I got there. Then I realized what had happened.

I now have a bandage on my hand. :-(

Kinda gross, I know. However, on a happier note, I got some cheap CDs from FYE!


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Seriously though hope you're okay :).


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I used to think I got hay fever until I stopped keeping cats and my 'hay fever' cleared up but suddenly I've been getting the symptoms and there are no cats.

It's really crap.

 

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I'm irritated that I can't find a digital copy of the Guinness Book of World Records 2000 to download from the flotsamming Internet.

Of the tons of crap they have online, you'd think something as popular as the damn Guinness books would be available on a rar or zip file. But nooooooooo.

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Bingowings said:



xhonzi said:

(And then the Mini Death Star blew up).


 There is another...

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That's it! The Ric Olie is there!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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shit, shit, shit, shit!   The Eagles just agreed to give the fucking dog murderer a six year contract extension.  fuck! fuck! fuck!  NOW I HAVE TO BOYCOTT THE EAGLES FOR ANOTHER 6 YEARS!!!  GODDAMNIT!!!!!!   FUCK THEM AND THE DOG MURDERER.   

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Did he eat the dog?

I hear it tastes as nice as mice.

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TV's Frink said:

Calm yo shit, dog.

sorry, but I'm pissed off right now.     

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Warbler said:

shit, shit, shit, shit!   The Eagles just agreed to give the fucking dog murderer a six year contract extension.  fuck! fuck! fuck!  NOW I HAVE TO BOYCOTT THE EAGLES FOR ANOTHER 6 YEARS!!!  GODDAMNIT!!!!!!   FUCK THEM AND THE DOG MURDERER.   

Well, in their defense, he IS really good at throwing and/or catching a football. Surely that has to count for something.

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I don't think he is THAT good.    Also after what he did to those dogs,  there is no way I can cheer for the monster and then look my dog in the eyes.   I want him off my team and out of my city. 

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I drafted him in a fantasy draft Saturday. I didn't want to, but he fell to #15...what a value!

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Ziggy Rat says :

The diamond dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees.

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TV's Frink said:

I drafted him in a fantasy draft Saturday. I didn't want to, but he fell to #15...what a value!

*sigh*

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Bingowings said:

Ziggy Rat says :

The diamond dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees.

Charming, to the last.

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was it necessary to quote bingo?  I have him on ignore,  I don't want to read any of his posts.

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Warbler said:

I don't think he is THAT good.    Also after what he did to those dogs,  there is no way I can cheer for the monster and then look my dog in the eyes.   I want him off my team and out of my city. 

you DON'T EVEN LIVE IN PHILLY, SO HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY BE "your CITY?"

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