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Or shot dead.
If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place — Page 165
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Nah, that's too quick.
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Not if it's in the stomach.
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Ah, touché.
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The one fucking time I get an important call for a possible job, my phone rings, and I can't pick up cause I'm in the shower!!!!
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Well, surely you can call whoever it was back? They can't hold it against you that you couldn't make it to phone that one. No one can make it to the phone 100% of the time. People always need to sleep, take showers and bathroom breaks.
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Yeah dude, just call them back. They aren't going to hold that against you. If they do, you won't want to work for them anyway.
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Warbler said:
Well, surely you can call whoever it was back? They can't hold it against you that you couldn't make it to phone that one. No one can make it to the phone 100% of the time. People always need to sleep, take showers and bathroom breaks.
Yeah, but maybe they want to hire a robot.
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Well in that case, they wouldn't have given Leonardo the job even if he had answered the phone. They would have discovered very quickly that they weren't talking to a robot.
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I called them 10 minutes later, but all I got was a secretary who hadn't made that call and did not know who I was. It was a mobile, so I'm guessing it's a company phone.
I'll call back Monday.
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Warbler said:
Well in that case, they wouldn't have given Leonardo the job even if he had answered the phone. They would have discovered very quickly that they weren't talking to a robot.
What makes you think that?
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just a hunch.
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Does Leonardo use an electrolarynx? If he does, he could easily be mistaken for a robot while on the phone.
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MMMMHHH i T ' S c O M I N G r I G H T f O R u S ! !
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I don't know why but I right now I feel so, so, so, angry.
fuck everything.
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Warbler said:
I don't know why but I right now I feel so, so, so, angry.
fuck everything.
Angrily stuff your face full of junk food and then masturbate furiously. These are the orders of your doctor, Dr. Antcu Faalb.
You will feel better immediately afterward or you will get your money back, guaranteed!!!
A picture is worth a thousand words. Post 102 is worth more.
I’m late to the party, but I think this is the best song. Enjoy!
—Teams Jetrell Fo 1, Jetrell Fo 2, and Jetrell Fo 3
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This would be a good time to talk about nonsense issues, like writing a Canadian Law that guarantees the right to exact change, even if it goes against what the Standing Senate Committee on National Finance wanted to do since 2010. Of the 37% of Canadians who used pennies, what percentage of them are disabled in such a way that they *have* to use exact change instead of rounding? Those people have been made second class citizens thanks to the effort to destroy the Canadian penny.
...Did I mention I was American, not Canadian, and have no idea how Canadian law works?
Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…
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AntcuFaalb said:
Warbler said:
I don't know why but I right now I feel so, so, so, angry.
fuck everything.
Angrily stuff your face full of junk food and then masturbate furiously. These are the orders of your doctor, Dr. Antcu Faalb.
You will feel better immediately afterward or you will get your money back, guaranteed!!!
If you have to spend money on this, wouldn't it be better just to have angry sex with a hooker instead?
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Danfun128 said:
This would be a good time to talk about nonsense issues, like writing a Canadian Law that guarantees the right to exact change, even if it goes against what the Standing Senate Committee on National Finance wanted to do since 2010. Of the 37% of Canadians who used pennies, what percentage of them are disabled in such a way that they *have* to use exact change instead of rounding? Those people have been made second class citizens thanks to the effort to destroy the Canadian penny.
...Did I mention I was American, not Canadian, and have no idea how Canadian law works?
Made a short trip up here and found yourself having to buy something, didn't ya?
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Nope. Just something that bugged me for no reason.
...I'm probably the only person who would think to turn the removal of the Canadian Penny into a Disability Rights issue :P
Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…
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AntcuFaalb said:
Warbler said:
I don't know why but I right now I feel so, so, so, angry.
fuck everything.
Angrily stuff your face full of junk food and then masturbate furiously. These are the orders of your doctor, Dr. Antcu Faalb.
You will feel better immediately afterward or you will get your money back, guaranteed!!!
I recommend doing it in the other order. Masturbating on an excessively full stomach, particularly if it's something fatty, tends to make me uncomfortable and and make me feel my heartbeat in my neck, which I hate.
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I wish this godforsaken summer would just end.
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No you don't. I can feel it. *In here*
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You know, I am already depressed enough as it is, I really didn't the need the spam I got this morning advertising burial insurance. : /
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I'm about to start a job at a new movie theatre location. I can usually tell if I love or hate a job after the first day so expect a post either here or on the "Good News" thread around in about 7-8 hours
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