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"Today *hic* we're gonna learn how to *hic* shubtract:

'Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
ninety-nice bottles of beer...'"

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RicOlie_2 said:

"Today *hic* we're gonna learn how to *hic* shubtract:

'Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
ninety-nice bottles of beer...'"

 Barney Gumble math teacher, Day one.

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Every year when we have to turn the heat on in my house my rash gets worse and my eyes become all red and puffy.

I HATE WINTER!

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I didn't go to sleep last night and now I'm paying for it in the form of an upset stomach complete with rotten egg-tasting burps.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

I didn't go to sleep last night and now I'm paying for it in the form of an upset stomach complete with rotten egg-tasting burps.

 You should have had turkey, that puts me to sleep every time.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

I didn't go to sleep last night and now I'm paying for it in the form of an upset stomach complete with rotten egg-tasting burps.

Eat less rotten eggs.

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

To be honest, I'm not all that fond of turkey.

 That's not very American and that would make you a...Communist!

I guess you would rather eat Borsh, My red friend.

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DrCrowTStarwars said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

To be honest, I'm not all that fond of turkey.

 That's not very American and that would make you a...Communist!

Nah, it just makes me Canadian. =P 

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Possessed said:

He said he dislikes turkey, not red meat

 Hah! See you just gave away his secret...RED meat.

Red! Like his evil communist heart!

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TV's Frink, stop bumping threads this instant and find something better to do! I don't want to spend my whole evening reading all your posts!

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This is the first time in a while I've had to work on ROTR and instead I'm bumping old threads.

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^Only for now, but he'll be back more unstoppable than ever. He's like Jason Voorhees in that respect, just with better hair and characterization.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

^Only for now, but he'll be back more unstobbable than ever.

FTFY.

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You must have put alot of vodka in that punch if one cup knocked him out man!

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I would find that funnier if I hadn't planned on making a similar joke earlier. :)

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DuracellEnergizer said:

I'm sick to death of all the bullshit ads on YouTube.

The adverts for pigshit are much better.

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.