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Ryan McAvoy said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

This song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8WZ-Ba-gps

has to be the worst '80s song I've ever heard.

Technically, there are worse songs out there -- almost all mainstream music made in the last two decades immediately comes to mind -- but the component elements of this song just come together in a way that is just embarrasingly, epically bad. The instrumentation is beyond godawful and the lyrics are freshly squeezed shit.

Ironically, I'd probably hate this song less if the singer herself was horrible, but she's actually pretty good, which just makes the suck surrounding her stand out that much more.

You need to listen to more 80s music if you think thats the worst LOL. It's written by living-genius Prince by the way. Any song that has a lady inviting the listener to "Come inside my sugar walls" can't be all bad ;-)

I admit that my opinion may have been coloured by the stories I read about her adopting an American accent to deliberately disassociate herself from her Scottish roots; I tend to dislike people who forsake their heritage.  

Regardless, it's still an incredibly dumb song. =P

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She infamously got pelted with bottles of piss in Glasgow when she said, "good to be back home" in an American accent. Tipper Gore didn't like the song either.

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The thought of Al and Tipper listening to the songs from artists they claimed to be fans of, (Al professed to being a Frank Zappa fan) and suddenly realizing what the lyrics mean, cracks me up to this day.

The whole slapping warning labels on records to protect the kiddies crusade was one of the greatest farces of the 1980's.

Where were you in '77?

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Roy Lichtenstein is an overrated hack whose only "talent" was crudely copying comic panels drawn by artists with more talent than he ever had.

How those pretentious art snobs can defend him and call him a real artist is mindboggling to me. I could literally do what he did; would that make me a great, inspired artistic master then?

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Roy Lichtenstein is an overrated hack whose only "talent" was crudely copying comic panels drawn by artists with more talent than he ever had.

How those pretentious art snobs can defend him and call him a real artist is mindboggling to me. I could literally do what he did; would that make me a great, inspired artistic master then?

 Not sure, but +1 for using "literally" correctly.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Roy Lichtenstein is an overrated hack whose only "talent" was crudely copying comic panels drawn by artists with more talent than he ever had.

How those pretentious art snobs can defend him and call him a real artist is mindboggling to me. I could literally do what he did; would that make me a great, inspired artistic master then?

^ My two favourite tea mugs have this ^ and this V on them.

Don't be angry at talent that created them, be angry at the critics who haven't seen them as equally artisically valid.

btw I've seen that ^ Lichenstein paiting close-up and it's stunning. Every dot that makes up the colour you see from a distance has been carefully arranged, and painted onto the canvas with millimetre precision. There is nothing "crude" about it.

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I'm tempted to join twitter so I can use it to tell Mythbusters to stop putting their stupid tweets on the screen.

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Ryan McAvoy said:

btw I've seen that ^ Lichenstein paiting close-up and it's stunning. Every dot that makes up the colour you see from a distance has been carefully arranged, and painted onto the canvas with millimetre precision. There is nothing "crude" about it.

I consider it crude compared to the original image. Of course, that's just my own subjective opinion.

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Fuji are dead and Kodak will be by the end of the year. 

“What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one.”

Neil Postman, Amusing Ourselves to Death

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Mike O said:

Fuji are dead and Kodak will be by the end of the year. 

 Odd, as I see more 35mm film for sale in drugstores and the like than I did a year ago.

Should I hoard as much as I can, and store it in the fridge?

Where were you in '77?

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Ryan McAvoy said:

btw I've seen that ^ Lichenstein paiting close-up and it's stunning. Every dot that makes up the colour you see from a distance has been carefully arranged, and painted onto the canvas with millimetre precision. There is nothing "crude" about it.

I consider it crude compared to the original image. Of course, that's just my own subjective opinion.

 There is art (essentially any work though usually the term is used in the creation of 'artifacts' things which are not intended to be disposable) and there is gallery art.

Gallery art is an off shoot of salon art. It's an 18th century convention which is just a means by which certain artists can display their work to prove it's value to collectors.

Lichenstein created renderings of enlarged panels from comic strips. That isn't the 'art' in a gallery context. The art is convincing a jury of collectors and 'experts' that the audacity in shifting an image from it's original context to a gallery context makes it worth the dollar value it commands, which is considerable.

I have had an art education. It's one of the reasons why I had such a fractious time doing my degree course, Even before my father got sick and I had my breakdown I couldn't stand the obsession with biography, self expression and selling of the author aspects of the business of image making. I was more concerned with the craft of making things the techniques. Most gallery artists hire someone else to do that. Roy Lichenstein at least had the courtesy to do that himself.

Duchamp didn't even employ anyone to make the urinals which are dubbed his fountain pieces. He did sign them and put them in a gallery at a time when it was outrageously daring to do so.

He may well have just been taking the piss out of the sort of civilisation that could churn out The Great War and later the Holocaust and the atomic bomb but a verifiable Duchamp ready-made is worth a tonne of cash. Not because the author hammered or scratched or daubed his soul into the piece but because of what it represents historically.

Russian religious icons were very collectable during the Soviet era and now there are oligarchs shoveling cash around trying to re-obtain them.

Similarly during the Maoist era Chinese artifacts were escaping destruction and are now being purchased by the newly rich and shipped back home.

These objects are historic touchstones.

People will pay for one of Lichenstein's canvasses not necessarily because they like comic strips but because 50's gallery art paved the way for the 60's culture that rich baby-boomers remember as their peak.

People collect Op-art for similar reasons. Without Bridget Riley you'd have no Mary Quant and by extension no Vivienne Westwood.

I couldn't give a monkey's about any those three ladies but I'm not part of the most pampered generation in the history of the mankind.

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Mike O said:

Fuji is dead and Kodak will be by the end of the year. 

Fixed. =P 

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DuracellEnergizer said:

I admit that my opinion may have been coloured by the stories I read about her adopting an American accent to deliberately disassociate herself from her Scottish roots; I tend to dislike people who forsake their heritage

 Then you must really hate Freddie Mercury. ;)

(and lil old me...)

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SilverWook said:

Mike O said:

Fuji are dead and Kodak will be by the end of the year. 

 Odd, as I see more 35mm film for sale in drugstores and the like than I did a year ago.

Should I hoard as much as I can, and store it in the fridge?

 Shit, you just reminded me, I have two (already out of date before I put them in the camera) rolls of film still to develop!

I sure hope something shows up!

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DrCrowTStarwars said:

I am dead tired but for some reason I can't fall asleep.

 I had the same problem last night.

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Leonardo said:

SilverWook said:

Mike O said:

Fuji are dead and Kodak will be by the end of the year. 

 Odd, as I see more 35mm film for sale in drugstores and the like than I did a year ago.

Should I hoard as much as I can, and store it in the fridge?

 Shit, you just reminded me, I have two (already out of date before I put them in the camera) rolls of film still to develop!

I sure hope something shows up!

 There was an old Kodak instamatic camera with a half shot cartridge in it sitting in a drawer in my family's house for years. I was wondering if it could possibly be developed. (No idea who or what might be on it.) Either the black hole swallowed it, or my parents tossed it at some point in the last decade, because I can't find it now. I undertook cleaning out the drawers this past spring, and it was like an archeological dig.

A third party took up manufacturing Polaroid film both modern and vintage, (alas it's not cheap) so I don't think 35mm is going to vanish.

Where were you in '77?

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Warbler said:

DrCrowTStarwars said:

I am dead tired but for some reason I can't fall asleep.

 I had the same problem last night.

 Yeah I hate that what is more it's awful when you are in a house full of people because you can't do anything productive to take your mind off of the problem because that would make noise and wake people up.  All you can really do is sit and think about how tired you are.  I really hate that.

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I don't have a problem going to sleep.

I have a problem not being able to control my body while I'm asleep.

I suffer from bruxism as a consequence of my epilepsy which has recently changed in character from grinding what remains of my teeth to slamming my jaw shut in my sleep.

I have already bitten deep into my bottom lip in my sleep and last night sheered the side off of one of my teeth.

I have an appointment with the dentist on Tuesday.

The Wicker Man would probably be more appropriate.

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Bingowings said:

I don't have a problem going to sleep.

I have a problem not being able to control my body while I'm asleep.

I suffer from bruxism as a consequence of my epilepsy which has recently changed in character from grinding what remains of my teeth to slamming my jaw shut in my sleep.

 Bingo,

If you were heterosexual, I'd make some crude and wholly inappropriate sexual comment. So, in the spirit of equality, let's just pretend that I did.

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DrCrowTStarwars said:

Warbler said:

DrCrowTStarwars said:

I am dead tired but for some reason I can't fall asleep.

 I had the same problem last night.

 Yeah I hate that what is more it's awful when you are in a house full of people because you can't do anything productive to take your mind off of the problem because that would make noise and wake people up.  All you can really do is sit and think about how tired you are.  I really hate that.

 I played Klondike to pass the time.

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TheBoost said:

Bingowings said:

I don't have a problem going to sleep.

I have a problem not being able to control my body while I'm asleep.

I suffer from bruxism as a consequence of my epilepsy which has recently changed in character from grinding what remains of my teeth to slamming my jaw shut in my sleep.

 Bingo,

If you were heterosexual, I'd make some crude and wholly inappropriate sexual comment. So, in the spirit of equality, let's just pretend that I did.

Perhaps I'm becoming less imaginative in my ancient years but surely any crude sexual possibilities from the scenario would revolve around me being homosexual, or very, very nimble, or ridiculously well endowed or some combination of the three?

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TheBoost said:

Bingowings said:

I don't have a problem going to sleep.

I have a problem not being able to control my body while I'm asleep.

I suffer from bruxism as a consequence of my epilepsy which has recently changed in character from grinding what remains of my teeth to slamming my jaw shut in my sleep.

 Bingo,

If you were heterosexual, I'd make some crude and wholly inappropriate sexual comment. So, in the spirit of equality, let's just pretend that I did.

If you were really in the "spirit of equality", you'd be willing to insult a homosexual just as you would a heterosexual.

Heterophobe!

;-P 

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DuracellEnergizer said:

TheBoost said:

Bingowings said:

I don't have a problem going to sleep.

I have a problem not being able to control my body while I'm asleep.

I suffer from bruxism as a consequence of my epilepsy which has recently changed in character from grinding what remains of my teeth to slamming my jaw shut in my sleep.

 Bingo,

If you were heterosexual, I'd make some crude and wholly inappropriate sexual comment. So, in the spirit of equality, let's just pretend that I did.

If you were really in the "spirit of equality", you'd be willing to insult a homosexual just as you would a heterosexual.

Heterophobe!

;-P 

 Oh go suck a d**k.