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If Star Wars Was a Food, What Kind of Food Would It Be? — Page 2

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I wonder what kind of pizza the EU would be. Probably one that's had two-thirds of it's surface garnished with cat vomit.   

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When I read the thread title, I thought I would chime in with some clever pizza analogies... looks like my idea wasn't quite as unique as I thought ;)

DuracellEnergizer said:

I wonder what kind of pizza the EU would be. Probably one that's had two-thirds of it's surface garnished with cat vomit.

Don't forget that one slice that looks pretty good and tastes somewhat like the OT pizzas. It has something blue on it.

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Kabal said:

When I read the thread title, I thought I would chime in with some clever pizza analogies... looks like my idea wasn't quite as unique as I thought ;)

DuracellEnergizer said:

I wonder what kind of pizza the EU would be. Probably one that's had two-thirds of it's surface garnished with cat vomit.

Don't forget that one slice that looks pretty good and tastes somewhat like the OT pizzas. It has something blue on it.

Pepperoni made from Chiss flesh? Oy vey gevalt! 

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SW = M&M's

ESB = Peanut M&M's

ROTJ = Smarties

TPM = Reese's Pieces

AOTC = Generic button-shaped candies

ROTS = Those horrible crispy M&Ms that I hate

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^I like Reece's Pieces better than M&M's....

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Star Wars to me is a burger and fries with a milkshake.  

It seems like people are really embracing the new characters. In fact, the big question people ask me now about Star Wars is, “Are Finn and Poe gay lovers?” And really how the f*ck would I know? My second husband left me for a man, so my gaydar isn’t exactly what you’d call Death Star level quality. ----Carrie Fisher

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doubleKO said:

SW = M&M's

ESB = Peanut M&M's

ROTJ = Smarties

TPM = Reese's Pieces

AOTC = Generic button-shaped candies

ROTS = Those horrible crispy M&Ms that I hate

Either your taste in movies, or your tastebuds are in error ;-)

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doubleKO said:

 crispy M&Ms

 Citation needed.