IMPORTANT Breaking news from Estonia

Live feed from Estonian Sea Eagles’ nest.

I’d been watching this fucker for the past 35 mins. at work then BAM! Another fucker swoops in with a fish head, then the original fucker stood up and there was a tiny little Eagle in there the whole time.

They’re all currently eating the fish head.

I find this insanely relaxing and I haven’t the slightest idea why.

I’ll keep you guys up to date as important nest events unfold.

I’ve just been informed that the lady Eagle, the one with the dark eyes, is named Saunja and the dude Eagle with the yellow eyes goes by Esti.

It is now 8PM in Estonia. The sun will be setting momentarily.

Esti is picking at a stick within the nest and Saunja is ignoring him AS USUAL. She’s been sitting on her fat ass for the past 45 mins., he goes out and comes back with dinner and now he’s also cleaning up the nest!

This is a level of Eagle voyeurism I almost can’t handle.

I’ve just been informed that Saunja also goes by Ana and Esti also goes by Uku.

I haven’t yet found out what their kid’s name is. I just worry about the poor example Saunja’s pathetic cuckold of a husband is setting for it.

I found a forum where lots of Scandinavians, Estonians, and Finns give running commentary on everything that happens.

I feel their commentary lacks insight and no one commented on the Esti hunting -> nest cleaning scandal.

Esti just turned his head and picked something out of his wing. Looked like a small twig, maybe even a piece of straw.

Classic Esti.

What do they do when it rains? What about strong gusts of wind? How does the baby (who I’ve taken to calling Shitbird) stay in the nest when this happens?

Bet Saunja doesn’t even give a damn.

Saunja wents back to laying directly on Shitbird and when he started whimpering she shifted and stuck a big clump of straw on his head. Can you say Social Services?

I heard what sounds like a shit load of geese or seagulls making crazy noises off in the distance, but I’m not positive those aren’t just local Estonians.

EDIT: Saunja looked briefly concerned about it but then again it’s kind of hard to tell, I’ve gotten so used to her usual look of general indifference.

Holy shit! A smaller bird just flew by and Esti watched it the whole time. I think Saunja caught him looking.

Looks like someone’s sleeping on the branch tonight!

I just caught myself wondering whether or not Saunja is just putting it on for the camera, and then shook myself out of it. I realize now how jaded I’ve become to reality TV.

The part of the nest in the lower right hand corner - I’d never noticed it before. They have the twigs arranged in this lovely woven grid pattern. Love what they’ve done with the place.

I know Esti isn’t vein at all so looking at that hooked shoehorn Shitbird has in the center of his face makes me wonder if that isn’t Saunja’s real beak.

Those weren’t geese I was hearing before! It sounds like Ravens I think, maybe just one or two trees over.

I can tell Esti is getting nervous, this could seriously affect nest values in the neighborhood.

Esti just flew away! Esti has left the building ladies and gentlemen!

I wonder where the fuck he’s going this time of night? I wonder whose nest his feathers have been under?

I’m starting to see Saunja’s attitude in a whole new light.

Ah, looks like the sun is slipping away. Twilight in Estonia - lovely.

You can almost hear Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me playing in Saunja’s head, it gives the song a whole new fucking depth. Her melancholy is killing me, I’ve never seen devotion in an Eagle before (first one I’ve seen up close).

The sun is almost completely set now. Shitbird briefly poked his head out and twirped a few times. Saunja gently tucked him back under her feathered tits. At first he seemed so precocious and annoying, but after the time I’ve spent with them I now see it for what it really is. Desperate cries for attention from what could only come from a child of a broken nest.

Almost dark and still no sign of Esti. If I know Saunja, and at this point you know damn well I do, we’re in for another long night of boxed wine and discontent.

What the fuck?!? “Stream not found.”

Does this fucking thing cut out or something when it gets dark??? Has Estonia never heard of night vision cameras? Estonia helloooo 2016 is on the phone!

Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?