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> You don't remember insulting me?

No it is not possible to insult a child. It is just not possible

> And the internet wasn't invented to be used for children?


> The internet was invented as a tool for sharing information
> worldwide, be it for children or adults,

No it wasent, it has been invented to share information about
things you are not old enough to tell you

> not so that some German bastard could get on a Star Wars
> forums and bash every last person who posts.

Oh yes i remember your first post was so polite my dear child.

> Just wanted to even out the odds for you making jibes on
> British people.

Thats what soccer fans do from time to time.

You see, we had the polish people here in the city. They lost
0:1 against us (Germany). We have been very friendly to them
afterwards.

We wished them a nice good by...

"Auf Wiedersehn, Auf Wiedersehn"

...and gave them tips to find the right direction

"Ihr könnt Nachhause Fahrn, Ihr könnt Nachhause Fahrn,
Ihr könnt, Ihr könnt nachhause fahrn"

(means something like "now you can go home game over")

In fact i have some polish friends and i dont hate them, but
a little bashing is just fun.

like its fun to bash children.

As i told you, the only children i like come together
with potatos and ketchup

*Chris*
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> Yeah we'll see. I guess if you don't, you can just exterminate
> all the other teams and take the cup, right?

No if we dont succeed, the Brasilians will do. As a matter of fact,
whatever happens, England will return wirhout the World Cup

> Hey Chrisdo, did you see what I did there? I used the quote function.

Oh fine i do so either! Or do you think i use cut and paste to get your
words into my posts.

> It makes your posts easier to understand, and eliminates those little
> arrows down the side of the text.

The Arrows are there to bring order into this chaos.

> Germans like eliminating things, don't they?

Yes, but we are only allowed to do so in video games. There we fight
for the good and beautiful against the evil and ugly orks and zombies

> Maybe your desire to eradicate the real world and replace it with CGI
> is something in your DNA that you can't help?

In fact, British DNA should not be so much different from german, but
thats something british people bever understand. Fort example, we
have saxonians in Germany and you have lots of them too.

But in Soccer, there are some differences, we are much more successful
and our famous clubs dont belong to amricans or the russian mafia

And now back to CGI, it is not possible to replace the real world with
real perfection. I was talking about replacing old looking stuff in Star Wars
with new graphics in the special editions, of course also preserving the
original versions as they have been published first.

Or do you think the fire controls in the millenium falcon look cool ?

Chris
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Why do you treat me like a 6-year-old? If you remember the age I gave, it was more than twice as high. And stop saying that the internet was made so that people could acess porn at the touch of a button. The internet was not made for that, but it sadly evolved into that shortly after its creation. You can bash me all you like, just stop using the age excuse as a point for bashing. You might also want to check your spelling and grammar from time to time. Or are you going to use some excuse about being German to wriggle out of that one too?

The Arrows are there to bring order into this chaos.

That made me laugh. YOU are the one creating the chaos by bashing every last statement someone makes. I know what you're reply to this post will be. You'll analyze my post sentacnce by sentance with the stupid little arrows and prove your utter stupidity even furthur.
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> Why do you treat me like a 6-year-old?
> If you remember the age I gave,
> it was more than twice as high.

STRIKE! Heavy Detonations on Darth Kiddys
Star Destroyer, this Reply shows me that you
care a lot more about the Age issue than you
would like to let me know...

> And stop saying that the internet was made
> so that people could acess porn at the touch
> of a button.

It was made by Adults for the things Adults like
to do most, you will understand this in a few
Years very well my very young Padawan...

> The internet was not made for that, but it sadly
> evolved into that shortly after its creation.

It was made by Adults for the things Adults like
most. Things i will not talk about to minors.

> You can bash me all you like, just stop using the
> age excuse as a point for bashing.

Why, it works so fine and is so funny. And i have
to compensate the fact that the dutch won their
match against the ivory coast today...

> You might also want to check your spelling and
> grammar from time to time.

no for a foreign language my spelling is ok, show
me how welll zou do in german before talking about
my english

The Arrows are there to bring order into this chaos.

> That made me laugh. YOU are the one creating the chaos
> by bashing every last statement someone makes.

You may call it stupid, but you will understand a lot more of
this world in a few years.

chris
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I'm done with this clown. He'll get bored and leave or get himself banned soon enough.

Chrisdo, you're a dickhead. Goodbye.

War does not make one great.

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> Fuck you Chrisdo. Goodbye.

Dont talk about things you have no
experienc in.

"Auf wiedersehn, Auf Wiedersehn"

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Man, Chrisdo, you really are an ass. You've made no significant contributions here except to tease someone for being younger than you. And this:

> Fuck you Chrisdo. Goodbye.

Dont talk about things you have no
experienc in.

"Auf wiedersehn, Auf Wiedersehn"


I have a feeling that someone of your maturity level probably has about as much "experience" as Darth_Evil does. And if I'm wrong, well, good luck convincing anybody that I am.

Asshole.

Since you're gonna toss out stereotypes, hurry up and finish up your bratwurst, I think I hear the dryer dinging. Your leiterhosen must be dry now.

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Sorry

> hurry up and finish up your bratwurst,

Sorry i've been at Mc Donalds and had two McChildren

> I think I hear the dryer dinging.

Dryer is womans business. Maybe the american men spend
their time with washing clothes and cleankíng the dishes,
here we have woman for this job.

Our job is to work, watch soccer on tv, drink bavarian beer
and sometimes have fun in foreign forums where the people
didnt want to accept that new made movies look better than
old stuff

> Your leiterhosen must be dry now.

Die heissen Lederhosen.

In englich, they are called Leather Trousers, not Ladder
Trousers *lol*

Chris
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Well I tried to extend an olive branch, albeit in broken German, but I made the effort.

Originally posted by: chrisdo
Dryer is womans business. Maybe the american men spend
their time with washing clothes and cleankíng the dishes,
here we have woman for this job.


First and foremost the largest ethnic heritage in the United States is German. In my native Texas I can name at least a half dozen towns where German is the primary language. The point being that if someone is making fun of Americans they are making fun of themselves (in this case Germans) because we ARE all people.

By the way we have better uses for our women in the States than using them as a labor source. Drink your beer and watch your sports while your frau does the laundry if that’s what works best. I think I’ll fold the laundry myself while my frau blows me, but to each his own.


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Funny where a discussion about brushing up old movies ends... )

> First and foremost the largest ethnic heritage in the United States is German.

This is something well known, but still unbelievable. Why didn't they teach you
the german way of life ? Many things in your country went the most possible
wrong way and as far as i remember my history lessens all the mess began
with the south states loosing the civil war...

> In my native Texas I can name at least a half dozen towns where German is
> the primary language. The point being that if someone is making fun of
> Americans they are making fun of themselves (in this case Germans)

I never made fun of Americans, i made some soccer Jokes about the
British People. They always think they are so cool on their island, but
they not even have the euro ) (which is controlled from Frankfurt).

> because we ARE all people.

So let me explain, what i think about the states, in a way wich is easy
to understand.

I compare the states with a box of stones. Yes i know, there are a
lot of Diamonds in this box. But there is also a lot of debris inside and
yes, all of them are STONES. Even the pieces of Coal. Thats what you
call american way of life. Wonderful. I'll take the Diamonds and you
get the coal. And dont try to complain, they are all PIECES OF STONE!

In Fact, Diamond and Coal are even made from the same element, but
ther apperence is what makes the difference. Thats something you
cant hide.

> By the way we have better uses for our women in the States
> than using them as a labor source. Drink your beer and watch
> your sports while your frau does the laundry if that’s what works
> best. I think I’ll fold the laundry myself while my frau blows me,
> but to each his own.

Dont talk about oral sex (even if it is no sex according to one of
your most famous presidents) because there is a child reading this
Forum.

In fact, i dont like to be disturbed while watching Germany win,
so thats a good time for my "matzi" to do womans business.

Afterwards i get my blow as often as i like, believe me )

Chris


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Why didn't they teach you
the german way of life ? Many things in your country went the most possible
wrong way and as far as i remember my history lessens all the mess began
with the south states loosing the civil war...


Yeah, 'cause, ya know, if the South had won, we probably wouldn't have racial equality in the States, not to mention all the other positive results of the Northern victory. Then again, racial equality has never been very popular where you're from, has it?

Seriously, don't you have books to go burn or something?

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Damn, here I was over in the General Star Wars section saying we should be nicer to guys who have different viewpoints than us. Good thing I added that little thing in about totally going to war against people who attack us! Chrisdo is the biggest douche I have seen here... ever, to be honest! About ten times worse than AWK, even! Let's tally up the strikes:

Ageist
Racist
Sexist
Pro-slavery

I was going to add "not too terribly intelligent," but I'm sure that's not his own fault, so I'm not going to blame him for it. Seriously, do you have anything constructive to add to this forum, or are you just going to take pot shots at the clearly more mature Darth_Evil by making jokes about porn and sex (which is extremely immature in the first place!)? I think it's about time you take your trolling somewhere else, like to some KKK forum or something, because that's the only place I can think of that would possibly share your narrow-minded, egotistical views!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: chrisdoFunny where a discussion about brushing up old movies ends... )

Indeed.

Originally posted by: chrisdoThis is something well known, but still unbelievable. Why didn't they teach you
the german way of life ?

They do. I had a six of Hefe with my Brats last night.

Originally posted by: chrisdoI never made fun of Americans, i made some soccer Jokes about the
British People. They always think they are so cool on their island, but
they not even have the euro ) (which is controlled from Frankfurt).


When the Euro has a history of stability close to that of the British Pound you might have something to brag about.

I don’t do my banking in Frankfurt a.m., but they do have some good clubs and a great zoo.


Originally posted by: chrisdoSo let me explain, what i think about the states, in a way wich is easy
to understand.

I compare the states with a box of stones. Yes i know, there are a
lot of Diamonds in this box. But there is also a lot of debris inside and
yes, all of them are STONES. Even the pieces of Coal. Thats what you
call american way of life. Wonderful. I'll take the Diamonds and you
get the coal. And dont try to complain, they are all PIECES OF STONE!


That is what makes America great; there’s a place in this world for diamonds, coal and debris. If your people had remembered that then Germany would have ushered in the Atomic age instead of America. That’s why y’all lost the war. You chased off all the people with different ideas and we welcomed them.

America’s diversity is what makes us great. We might start with a German idea, but when we run out of good German ideas then we use an English idea or a French idea or an African idea or a Japanese idea or a Latin American idea or an Arab idea. We are never at a loss. When Germany runs out of German ideas what do they do? They conquer a neighbor and re-label their ideas as “German.” I suppose it’s better than the French way of doing things (destroy all evidence that there was a better idea or pretend that no idea is better than a French idea), but that isn’t saying much.


"Look, going good against bashers/gushers is one thing. Going good against the living? That's something else."
- Darth-Adroit

“I also thought George could be turned back to the good side. It couldn't be done. He is more CGI now than story. Twisted and evil.”
- Darth-Adroit
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Prepare to be 'Chrisdo-ed' Gaffer...


Thanks for the warning, I think I can handle him. I held my own against JediRandy, didn't I? I don't like to get involved with other people's fights, but I was just sick and tired of him bashing Darth_Evil like that with no better argument than that he's a kid.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
So, that's 5 consecutive posts by Chrisdo... Can anybody say Troll?

There's only one word for what Chrisdo is - GERMAN.

Originally posted by: chrisdo
> The internet was invented as a tool for sharing information
> worldwide, be it for children or adults,

No it wasent, it has been invented to share information about
things you are not old enough to tell you


Actually, customs was inventented to keep that kind of thing out.

Oh and it's true the german way of life does definatly have some improvements over the american way of life - but it fails in so many other ways. It's true in NZ, America - and most other modern countries families now have a two-income household - and more and more people are hiring cleaners to clean the house, etc - and that is a bad thing. But no one likes German people, because that's a bad thing too.
Some were not blessed with brains.
<blockquote>Originally posted by: BadAssKeith

You are passing up on a great opportunity to makes lots of money,
make Lucas lose a lot of his money
and make him look bad to the entire world
and you could be well known and liked

None of us here like Lucas or Lucasfilm.
I have death wishes on Lucas and Macullum.
we could all probably get 10s of thousands of dollars!
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Come on, let's not pull out the race card, too. There's nothing wrong with German people.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer's right. Look guys, I have made the mistake before of falling into a slanging match with a troll, and it doesn't work. Just ignore this wanker and he will get bored and go away, and if he doesn't Jay will ban him.

DEAD THREAD?

War does not make one great.

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Well, I don't agree with us declaring a thread dead. It's not our place. But I do agree with the sentiment, and I think this thread has run its course, and it would do us good to ignore any subsequent posts in it. It's not doing anyone any good.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape Well, I don't agree with us declaring a thread dead. It's not our place. But I do agree with the sentiment, and I think this thread has run its course, and it would do us good to ignore any subsequent posts in it. It's not doing anyone any good.


Excellent points one and all.

I believe I will drop out of this discussion as well. I allowed myself to be drawn WAY off topic (by the thread author no less) in the interest of getting this resolved so we can get back on topic. As the discussion now stands it is more appropriate for the off-topic forum than TC vs. SE.

It was real and it was fun, but it wasn’t real fun.


"Look, going good against bashers/gushers is one thing. Going good against the living? That's something else."
- Darth-Adroit

“I also thought George could be turned back to the good side. It couldn't be done. He is more CGI now than story. Twisted and evil.”
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Hi friendly Englishman!

> Gaffer's right. Look guys, I have made the mistake before of falling
> into a slanging match with a troll, and it doesn't work.

Oh, was the Troll to strong? Did he counterstrike at tee time?

> ignore this wanker and he will get bored and go away, and if
> he doesn't Jay will ban him.

So maybe i shall tell you my thoughts, i have already been
thinking about leaving this forum, just because somehow
the discussion i wanted to start didn't work at all. I have
not came here to Troll, as i do not in a lot of other forums
in the web.

As far as i see, i do not fit into this comunity. But at the
Moment, it is big fun

Chris
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> Come on, let's not pull out the race card, too.
> There's nothing wrong with German people.

Of course not. An one Day the world will understand
our way of life

Chris
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My List of Honor:

> Ageist
> Racist
> Sexist
> Pro-slavery

I have to complain about the last Point. Im am against Slavery.
With Slavery, you get People into the land, you dont really want
there, a big risk just for simple business interests. You just have
to loose a fucking little civil war to get into big trouble...

> I was going to add "not too terribly intelligent,"

Do you always underestimate people with a different opinion?

> ... like to some KKK forum or something, ...

I am not a fan of the KKK, as far as i know, they are a very
religious oriented organisation. I dont like religion, qouting
an old comunist leader "religion is opium for the people".

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> That is what makes America great; there’s a place in this world
> for diamonds, coal and debris. If your people had remembered
> that then Germany would have ushered in the Atomic age
> instead of America. That’s why y’all lost the war. You chased
> off all the people with different ideas and we welcomed them.

We lost the war because we made war against all and everybody.
We should have kept our alliance with stalin, we should not have
attacked russia.

The nuclear problem did not count for germany, because war was
over before and as far as i am informed, most of the radioactive
material in the first bombs came from a germun submarine that
surrendered.

> America’s diversity is what makes us great.

And it will be your doom one day.

The Comunism has been the utopia of the 20th century, your
diversity will be the utopia of theis century.

Both sound so good and human in the beginning, and both
will fail because humans ar not perfect. Communism faild
because of the personal greed of the individual, Diversity
will fail becaus most people just cannot accept each other.

You want a proof? Look at America, there are still many
black quarters in the citys and many white quarters. the
private live of most people is not at all diversified.

And now take a look at europe:

London, great britain, the arabs who bombed the subway,
have grown up in england in wonderful diversity, breed
by the social system of the UK.

Paris, France, the arabs and worse from the suburbs, also
breed by theyr social insurance, burnt 1000s of cars of the
people who pay the social fees. Thats the way they thank
them for feeding them with their taxes.

> We might start with a German idea, but when we run
> out of good German ideas then we use an English idea
> or a French idea or an African idea or a Japanese idea
> or a Latin American idea or an Arab idea.

Oh yes, if you dont know what you else can do with
some airplanes, arab ideas are fine ???

> When Germany runs out of German ideas what do
> they do?

We are no paradise anymore. Paradise is lost, did you
forget that we are forced to live the american way???

But in fact, we sit down and get some new ideas.

Chris