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I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm!

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Lionel Hutz said:

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Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free!

Who wants to hire me?

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I would like to sue Gormally.  Ever since the incident, everything tastes like mayo.

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Sluggo said:

I would like to sue Gormally.  Ever since the incident, everything tastes like mayo.

Lionel Hutz said:

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Mr. Sluggo, you've come to the right place.  And if you hire me, you'll also get this smoking monkey!

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TV's Frink said:

Damn, I'm out of practice.

L-O-Freakin'-L!!

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Ric Olie said:

Sluggo said:

I would like to sue Gormally.  Ever since the incident, everything tastes like mayo.

Lionel Hutz said:

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/treehouse-of-horror-iv4.png

Mr. Sluggo, you've come to the right place.  And if you hire me, you'll also get this smoking monkey!

http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac252/free-hugs/SmokingMonkey.gif

Okey-dokey.  I suppose could use another smoking monkey.

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Sluggo said:

Okey-dokey.  I suppose could use another smoking monkey.

Lionel Hutz said:

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Um...would you take an IOU?  That monkey does all my shopping for me.

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As long as you don't take Frink's case to sue me for the applecore and trombone incident, you got a deal.

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If I lose do I get a pizza, or do you just eat it?

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Sluggo said:

As long as you don't take Frink's case to sue me for the applecore and trombone incident, you got a deal.

Lionel Hutz said:

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Alright then Mr. Sluggo, you've got yourself a deal.  I'm going to just send one of those...what are they called?  You know, the things you use to sue people with?  Um...anyway, I'll just send a sue-thingy over to Mr. Gormally on my email machine, and we'll just wait for the monkeys to roll in!

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bkev said:

If I lose do I get a pizza, or do you just eat it?

Lionel Hutz said:

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Why don't you eat it, Brain?

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Lionel Hutz said:

 

Alright then Mr. Sluggo, you've got yourself a deal.  I'm going to just send one of those...what are they called?  You know, the things you use to sue people with?  Um...anyway, I'll just send a sue-thingy over to Mr. Gormally on my email machine, and we'll just wait for the monkeys to roll in!

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Lionel Hutz said:

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Mr. Dayv, I see your eyes were burned out in what I can only assume was some horrible accident involving a fire of some kind.  I can help.  I can also sell you this refreshing Orange Julius drink.

http://www.browniepointsblog.com/wordpress/wp-images/2005/04/oj.jpg

It's almost full!

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Beware guys, Mr Hutz is used to losses...

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Lionel Hutz said:

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Where did you get that picture?

...

I was young...I needed the work...

*sob*

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young? that reminds me, Mr. Hutz, Judge Snyder called about his son. He says it's awfully important. What should I tell him next time he calls?

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Lionel Hutz said:

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Tell him I'm busy talking to the Supreme Court about some freedom thing.

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*random bump*

 

[random, but mostly because Lionel Hutz is awesome. We miss you, Phil!]

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I Can't Believe This Thread Didn't Even Make It To Page Two.

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TV's Frink said:

I Can't Believe This Thread Didn't Even Make It To Page Two.

 

How many pages is the tv tuning thread up to?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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More than one, somehow.

The petition thread is even longerer.