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At age 48, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours.
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I'm sure that would kill anybody. I know it would kill me.

Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Why don't you use your real name Gaff? Cos Lance is cooler? You could call yourself Eddie.


I don't know. I was named after my father, but so I wouldn't be called the same name as my father, my mom gave me the nickname Lance when I was born, so it's essentially my true name in the fact that that's what I've always been called. Several people throughout my life have tried to incorporate parts of my real name, be it first, middle, or last to replace Lance, but none of them have ever really caught on.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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At age 56, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

hmmm, i dont even know where ecuador is
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: At age 36, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.


Interesting

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Call me silly, but I though Zion was over 24...

At age 44, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's only 3:00pm, shame on you!) At age 86, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.


How come you got the two coolest ones?

"Sounds survivable!"

Lol

"And you must admit a meteor is a great way to die."

I'd put it at third place.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Warbler: At age 102, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
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Heh, by 102, you're probably making those margaritas with the hopes that they will kill you!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: 20th Century Mark
Jenny & Zion.... you will die at age 24? You must be getting close. Nervous?


Nope, considering I just made it up.

"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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I don't care how I die, so long as I go down screaming "There's too many of them!!!"

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PJ: At age 72, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.

hmm that could happen. esp since diabetes runs in my family. hahah

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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
PJ: At age 72, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.
That's not even funny, and, like HLF said, could actually happen.

War does not make one great.

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yeah well shit happens 72 is a long time to live. and what better way to die then overloading on chocolate or something hahaha.
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At age 85, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

No, I will starve to death from the oil crash because the state of California is a massive desert artifically kept alive by cheap energy, just Arrakis in the Dune series.
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you know what? at age 72, i want to die of a heartattack. after having the best sex of my LIFE while on E. that's right folks. i want to die from an overpowering orgasm.

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Well, then, I guess you have to hope that E! begins a show entitled "Real Sex for the Elderly" some time in the next 50 or so years... And that E! allows itself to show real sex in the first place...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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hahahaha, good one HLF, i donno if you could get a heart attack though, ever.
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Originally posted by: Montcalm According to this,i should be dead now.

Rene Vallieres: At age 34, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.


That happened in Germany about 2 years ago. The morning radio show I listen to went on about that incident for weeks. What age did you put in? It doesn’t seem right that it would use an age younger than the one entered.

My death is just as enlightening:

“At age 86, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.”
"Look, going good against bashers/gushers is one thing. Going good against the living? That's something else."
- Darth-Adroit

“I also thought George could be turned back to the good side. It couldn't be done. He is more CGI now than story. Twisted and evil.”
- Darth-Adroit
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"At age 101, a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor."

I wanted to be dictator. dammit.

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oh i almost did have a heart attack i swear. it was when i ran a 100 meter sprint for the first time in like 7 months. i thought i might pass out and die. but damn it was a good time for me so it didn't matter.

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I got a repeat:

"At age 33, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!"
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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naw thats jsut your lungs saying never do that again you crazy bitch.
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Hopefully driving very fast

“My skill are no longer as Mad as the once were” RiK