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SEAN AKERS: At age 43, a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Find out how you will die here.
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At age 62, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.


Blimey! And I was expecting to visit the Burmese jungle in 2044! Guess I'll change my plans!

I thought you were going to ask for us to really try to predict our own deaths...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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At age 91, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

Time to sell off my swiss army knife stock...

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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At age 73, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.


WWIII?
Why Anakin really turned to the dark side:
"Anakin, You're father I am" - Yoda
"No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!" - Anakin

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*touchy people disclaimer*
some or all of the above comments are partially exaggerated to convey a point, none of the comments are meant as personal attacks on anyone mentioned or reference in the above post
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At age 24 you will be analy raped by kangaroos while a drunk and somewhat bloated Christain Slayter tapes the whole ordeal and then proceeds to eat the film.
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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At age 66, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.


Uh, ok.
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At age 84, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

I actually had a dream about how I died - I got shot. The dream was so real, and I could feel the warm blood pumping out of the wound, I really think it's gonna happen.

War does not make one great.

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Jason: At age 84, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.


cool

“Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here?”

“Why don’t you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?” - Oddball, of The Awkward Squad

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Jenny & Zion.... you will die at age 24? You must be getting close. Nervous?
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Richard Peterson: At age 50, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.


wow how lame
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At age 38, a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Whatever. I'm Canadian, so I'll never be a Governor anyway. How lame.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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You and me both, Ric...

Kevin: At age 72, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.


But I got you by 10 years.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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But how older than I am are you? We might be in the same jungle and be eaten by that tiger... Reminds me of that funny guys dressed as tiger sketch of the unfunny "Monty Python's Meaning of Life".
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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According to this,i should be dead now.

Rene Vallieres: At age 34, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
At age 84, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

I actually had a dream about how I died - I got shot. The dream was so real, and I could feel the warm blood pumping out of the wound, I really think it's gonna happen.


i've had a dream similar to that. mine was i got stabbed several times in the stomach and chest and the pain was so real, then when i woke up i still had the pain. could have been my mind playing tricks on me. or i could have had a cramp

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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At age 43, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol


It knows the truth!

The Secret History of Star Wars -- now available on Amazon.com!

"When George went back and put new creatures into the original Star Wars, I find that disturbing. It’s a revision of history. That bothers me."

--James Cameron, Entertainment Weekly, April 2010

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At age 44, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's only 3:00pm, shame on you!)

Holy crap! I've only got ten years to become a raging alcoholic and acquire a cheap POS blender. Who am I kidding? If I felt like it, I could accomplish that in ten hours.

Actually, I much prefer the second prediction:


At age 86, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
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At age 50, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Sounds survivable!
Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fezzy, man, it's Star Wars.
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Lance Rumowicz: At age 63, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

Damn, that's lame! Why the hell would I be at the opening of X-Men 17, anyway?!

EDIT USING MY REAL FIRST NAME: Edmund Rumowicz: At age 87, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

What?! I don't play Tekken either! At least I get an extra 24 years this way...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Enzo - same blender one, but I'll live to be 90.
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Why don't you use your real name Gaff? Cos Lance is cooler? You could call yourself Eddie.

War does not make one great.

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At age 74, a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Hey, at least I got elected govenor! Just gotta be careful of falling statues.
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At age 101, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.


Well, I have a while to live yet. And you must admit a meteor is a great way to die.

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