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How does Jabba copulate with his palace honies?

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I think his Gamorrean guards hold them down and Jabba snails his fat ass on top of them. What do you think?

PS: Leia was hot in that bikini!
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i dont know, and im not sure i want to know.

PS: she definately was!
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Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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i second the Leia bikini bit...
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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who doesnt?
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Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Ahahaha- nice topic! I think he's a total freak and he gets off on having his palace people watch while he gives the ladies the ol' Jabba sausage!
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oh no...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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my words exactly motti.. LOL
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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duck and cover.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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WHAT DID U SAY???
ohhhhhhhhhh hahaha DUCK... phew!

lol
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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He does have a big fat tongue, so I would imagine he's good at oral sex LOL!!! On the other hand, Princess Leia was turned off by his horrible breath so by all means, he should have one of the dancers bathe him and feed him some garlic.
"May the force be with you!"
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or maybe he has the gamorreans have sex with his slaves on top of him, and gets off on that.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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I think worm creatures have their sex organs in their tail area; so, either Jabba strangles his hoes with his tail, or the girls do all the work!

But the real question we should ask ourselves, is: Did Jabba hit that sh!t (Leia) before Luke's attack on the sail barge? Or did he never get the chance to?
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He only had sex with the rancor, that's why he was so pissed off after its death.
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LOL @ both of you.
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Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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LMAO!!
oh this is just wrong...
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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In the immortal words of Butt-Head...
"Dude, that goes beyond the limits of good taste."
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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I just stumbled into this topic. I think I'll stumble back out...

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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*pushes gundark out of this topic.

SAVE YOURSELF! WE ARE DOOMED! TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM! SAVE YOURSELF!
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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Push me out while you're at it.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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no! you already tainted.
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MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! THEY'RE BURNING!!!
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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Funny... my fantasy growing up was Leia getting it on with me. Thankfully I don't resemble Jabba in any way, shape, or form (or so I'd like to believe).
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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you dont have two eyes? a nose? a mouth? a tongue? two arms? hmm...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)