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How do obese people use the toilet?

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Maybe someone can help me out on something that's been puzzling me for years. Exactly how is it that someone with an ass bigger than saturn can fit it into the bathroom and onto the John? And how do they reach back there and wipe?
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having problems reaching back there SES?
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I once thought about how people with no arms go to the toilet.
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SES, sadly, I have thought about it before. Disturbing, nonetheless, to actually read it on a computer screen and realize that I'm not the only sick bastard to have thought about it.
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Never given it a thought. Obese people having sex, now that's another story....

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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Never given it a thought. Obese people having sex, now that's another story....

How's the old saying go?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?

Sorry, that was bad.
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slap the thigh and ride the wave in.
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Yep, that one too.
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Ugh, this is too much.

Dead Thread!
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they use a bigger bowl.
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Stop that. Silly. Too silly.

How much posts do I need in order to declare a dead thread? Is it the same number of roads tha a man must cross before he is called a man?
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No. Bossk, kill it.

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DEAD THREAD! YOU KNOW THE REST!
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they use a bigger bowl.


You mean a swimming pool?
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JM... LOL!
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Do their friends have to help them?

I never had the nerve to make the final cut.

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a crane holds them.

this is all fun, but we're making a wee bit too much fun of fat/overweight/obese people...

DEAD THREAD! YOU KNOW THE REST!
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I also heard of one lady who had 10' fingernails. How would she use the toilet? Or better yet, wipe?
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With the palm of her hand. Or maybe someone else helps her.
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I know I will regret asking this.....

who would?

honestly?

In Japan the toilet wipes for you..... Which makes it very disturbing when you touch buttons on a toilet when you don't know what they do....

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