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How do Star Wars people go to the bathroom?

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I think they use japanese-style toilets that you have to squat over. It would be too illogical to have a sit-down toilet when there's so many aliens who probably cant sit down. What do you think?
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I think this topic disturbs me, but you may be right.

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Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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LOL, and you think this was disturbing? Then think what happens on a medium-to-large size ship when you are doing the obvious stuff in the bathroom and the ship is hit, so that the artificial gravity generators fail...

oh-oh!...

Does anyone remember the episode with Homer in space?
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they stick a tube up their arse...
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SES, what is your affliction?

Ohmigod.

I see freaky people...
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Just trying to reach intellectual enlightenment.

The Tube method sounds good. I think they give themselves enemas.
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God, I'd hate to hear what your version of a cocktail party conversation would be...
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SES is here to spice things up, i like it...
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SES is here to spice things up, i like it...


But I'd hate to be the guy who cleans out Jabba the Hutt's bed waste every month. I hear that pig sty is worst than the Rancor's.

Remember how the original Jabba toy came with a bed with pit built in? I had so many disturbing thoughts as to what that was for.
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Remember how the original Jabba toy came with a bed with pit built in? I had so many disturbing thoughts as to what that was for.

I had the same disturbing thoughts. Probably why I only owned the Jabba toy and Salacious Crumb, but never the "trap door" playset.
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you guys need to seek IMMEADIATE and PROFESSIONAL help!
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Mine was more along the lines of, well the box shows putting Luke in the "pit" which and then Jabba sits on top. I felt bad for Luke having to be stuck right underneath Jabba's fat ass. Can't smell good.
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Mine was more along the lines of, well the box shows putting Luke in the "pit" which and then Jabba sits on top. I felt bad for Luke having to be stuck right underneath Jabba's fat ass. Can't smell good.


Hehe, yeah, I thought it was for Jabba to torture his victims by crapping on them through the grate.
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Ok, about the bathroom thing: First, we don't know if the alien races have genitals and/or an anus, but I'm gessing all the races (including humans) who eat solid or liquid food let their digested excrements to come out of some hole thing. So they would have this pipe, with different sized attachments. You would pick one that would somehow fit your uh... hole, and attach it to the pipe. It would suck out all the excrement. Then, when you're done, water would flow out of it, cleaning the area.

Or maybe they are just filthy people, and do it anywhere, and let the robots clean it.

And I'm almost sure Vader wears adult diapers.
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All I know is that it would be a real pain for a Stormtrooper to have to take off those plastic underpants every time they had to go...
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people in Star Wars dont go to the bathroom, coz its not scripted!
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I'm almost sure Vader wears adult diapers.


Hmm! Depends!
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LMFAO!
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I'm almost sure Vader wears adult diapers.


Hmm! Depends!


On what?
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
I'm almost sure Vader wears adult diapers.


Hmm! Depends!


On what?


Depends on whether he has a bung hole
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
I'm almost sure Vader wears adult diapers.


Hmm! Depends!


On what?


You've never heard of Depends adult diapers?
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Nope.
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Yoda takes a dump in the bush near his swamp house.
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only banthas take dumps in the SW universe.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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