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Hot Women That Just Don't Do It For You (This thread is worthless without pics) — Page 4

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C3PX said:

She is ten years old in that picture, if she did it for you, I'd be a bit concerned.

 So would I but she definitely was ....HOT!

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(covers head anticipating shitstorm over joke)

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Bingowings said:

C3PX said:

She is ten years old in that picture, if she did it for you, I'd be a bit concerned.

 So would I but she definitely was ....HOT!

*ba dum tsh*

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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C3PX said:

But to help things get back on track, Ali Larter doesn't really do it for me,

 

She definitely does it for me,she is SMOKIN HOT!!!!!

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HotRod said:

 

Cat Deeley

 

I'd probably do her after a few JD's, but she does get on my bloody nerves.

 "Probably".

You're a joker.

War does not make one great.

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Megan Fox would probably get the medal for "doesn't do it for me." I saw Die Hard 4 and Transformers (in that order) on the same day (Transformers' opening day here in the States, actually) in theaters with a bunch of my friends. John McLane's daughter (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) definitely did it for me more than Megan Fox. Granted, it helped that I'd seen her as a cheerleader several months earlier in Grindhouse.

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I understand her charms but she just doesn't ring my bell :

Nora

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Rachel Hunter

Rachel Hunter

Too skinny

Too whiny

Too much air in her head

Most annoying NZ accent I've ever heard

Married Rod Stewart - nuff said.

If television is chewing gum for the mind, then the prequels are the worlds first visual laxative.

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Orinoco_Womble said:

Married Rod Stewart - nuff said.

I think you're just jealous.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/thumb/8/82/Rodstewart.JPG/300px-Rodstewart.JPG

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TV's Frink said:

Orinoco_Womble said:

Married Rod Stewart - nuff said.

I think you're just jealous.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/thumb/8/82/Rodstewart.JPG/300px-Rodstewart.JPG

As it turns out, not so much.

I prefer my aging rockers to actually rock.

If television is chewing gum for the mind, then the prequels are the worlds first visual laxative.

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Bingowings said:

Too Right!

Our Val

You can't beat the sounds of VD.

No, but you could try just plain beating him.

Err, wasn't his music banned under the Geneva convention or something?

If television is chewing gum for the mind, then the prequels are the worlds first visual laxative.

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Yeah, any woman with animal parts, such as wings, growing out of her is pretty nasty.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Orinoco_Womble said:

Rachel Hunter

Rachel Hunter

Too skinny

Too whiny

Too much air in her head

Most annoying NZ accent I've ever heard

Married Rod Stewart - nuff said.

 

Plus

A square head

And saggy tits

 

 

I'm so shallow

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Octorox said:

I've never been able to sexualize Carrie Fisher, mainly because I grew up with her as Princess Leia, I think in some way she's desexualized, the same way most children who grow up together naturally don't sexualize eachother.

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TheBoost said:

Octorox said:

I've never been able to sexualize Carrie Fisher, mainly because I grew up with her as Princess Leia, I think in some way she's desexualized, the same way most children who grow up together naturally don't sexualize eachother.

I've sexualized the hell out of her, repeatedly.

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ferris209 said:

I've sexualized the hell out of her, repeatedly.

Amen, brother.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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ferris209 said:

I've sexualized the hell out of her, repeatedly.

http://snapcracklepopfizz.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/imp.jpg

GORMALLY LOL'D.

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Milla Jovovich and Mariel Hemingway – especially Hemingway.

I have nothing against Ms. Hemingway – she’s a competent actress – but even in her younger years, she looked like a gender-reversed post-plastic surgery Michael Jackson.

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Not to be that guy, but this place used to be more fun.

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No, your job is to dress like an elf (lotr, not Christmas) and breakdance in front of convenience stores.