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Hot Women That Just Don't Do It For You (This thread is worthless without pics)

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The title sounds contradictory, but what I mean is "women considered hot by general sentiment". I refrained from adding that because the title is too long as it is.

1) Evangeline Lilly

I don't know what I'm missing here. I mean, I see what everyone sees, but for me it's like she's less than the sum of her parts.

2) Taylor Swift

This is entirely different than the Evangeline Lilly situation. She's too thin, too angular, and her eyes are too small for my taste.

3) Kristen Bell

I just don't see it. This picture is the best one I found and there have got to be dozens of prettier actresses than KB, even at her best.

4) Jennifer Aniston

Granted, her body smokes. But never once, not in the peak of her Friends days, did I look at that dudish face and think, "Beauty".

5) Sarah Michelle Gellar

Except for her years on All My Children, I've never been impressed. Nice picture there, though, I'll admit.

6) Drew Barrymore

I keep a picture of her in my first aid kit in case I accidentally swallow poison. It's cheaper than Ipecac.

7) Katherine Heigl

Pretty, but definitely overrated. Same problem as Sarah Michelle Gellar.

8) Cameron Diaz

Meh.

I tried to round this out to an even ten but my mind has stopped working for the moment. I'm sure you all will jog my memory.

 

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I agree with all but Kristen Bell and Cameron Diaz.

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I just don't see it.

 

 

Another one it seems like every man finds the epitome of hot, and yet I just don't see it.

 

Really don't see this one! I am not sure where the whole comparison between her and a foot originated (Family Guy, maybe?), but I have to admit, there is something very footlike about her. However, plenty of guys thing she is incredible hot.

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There exists no general public sentiment WRT the unidentified woman in pink. Therefore:

PROBATION!!!

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I accept my punishment - it was worth it.  And she's not unidentified, she's hot.like.C3PX

Incidentally:

vote_for_palpatine said:

This is entirely different than the Evangeline Lilly situation. She's too thin, too angular, and her eyes are too small for my taste.

I guess you like Anime?

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I guess you like Anime?

I once worked with a girl who was, almost literally, a living anime girl. Really thin with huge eyes, huge breasts, and a huge ass. She didn't look real, but holy crap was she hot.

You might think it's impossible for a really thin girl to have huge breasts and a huge ass. You'd be thinking wrong.

I just don't see it.

I don't agree, C3PX, but I can see where others "wouldn't see it" in Megan Fox. But Angelina Jolie? That blows my mind. Angelina Jolie is one woman I thought would have come through this list unscathed.

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vote_for_palpatine said:

But Angelina Jolie? That blows my mind. Angelina Jolie is one woman I thought would have come through this list unscathed.

I sort of agree.  It's the weird mouth area.  She looks a little like the Joker.

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vote_for_palpatine said:

You might think it's impossible for a really thin girl to have huge breasts and a huge ass. You'd be thinking wrong.

Anyone who thinks that way, has clearly never been to Japan.

I just don't see it.

I don't agree, C3PX, but I can see where others "wouldn't see it" in Megan Fox. But Angelina Jolie? That blows my mind. Angelina Jolie is one woman I thought would have come through this list unscathed.

I actually find Angelina Jolie kind of gross, in a white trash sort of way (can't say exactly why). I don't know what it is about her, but I find her quite the opposite of sexually appealing.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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I have clearly never been to Japan. I very clearly need to go to Japan.

It should be interesting to see if any woman makes it through this thread without a "no"vote. If I can stop talking to Fink and 3PS, that is.

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vote_for_palpatine said:

It should be interesting to see if any woman makes it through this thread without a "no"vote. If I can stop talking to Fink and 3PS, that is.

It's CP3S.  Get it right.

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3PS being the slang version, as in 3PO. But enough is enough. This thread needs more pics.

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Paris Hilton.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

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And Evangeline Lilly is cure enough, but cate is all sorts of crazy... so not worth it.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

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most of 'em, especially Pam Anderson (is she still considered hot?)

Ainett Stephens is pretty damn smoking hot, though!

*wolf whistle* aaoooooooooooooooooooo!

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This girls acting ability completely destroys any chance of me liking her. Plus I saw her on Leno and she was an airhead. I also HEARD she was a self-centered bitch. Intelligence outweighs looks for me. I don't want to spend the rest of my life with a woman who can't figure things out for herself.

Never did anything for me. Over the years all she has done is prove how weird she is. Her acting seemed decent at first, but she sings the same boring note every time. Ok, we get it, you like playing girls with guns. 

I dunno, she seems all nice and all, but she just doesn't really do anything for me. I guess I cant look past her bad acting.

No problems as far as acting. She used to have that best friend who is a girl look, but something happened. She is starting to look very sleep deprived and her head looks like it is going to fall off at any moment.

I used to love Katie Holmes. I loved her even after Tom Cruise jumped on the couch. But recently she looks very tired and scared. It is like Tom has a bomb strapped to her in case she runs away. All I can say is Run, bitch run!!!

I had to re-add her to this thread. I dunno, I think she may have been sucked into the False Necronomicon ala Army Of Darkness

 

 

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Some random feedback:

-Three no-votes for Angelina Jolie. I'm stunned.

-Ainett Stephens? Leonardo, who is that? Pics, my friend, pics! This thread is worthless without pics! (Of course, the thread is about who doesn't do it for you, but I'll take anything at this point)

-EyeShotFirst, who was supposed to be in that final photo? I get the dreaded red X.

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vote_for_palpatine said:

-Three no-votes for Angelina Jolie. I'm stunned.

There's also the Billy Bob Factor.  Everytime I see her, I see him.  *shudder*

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vote_for_palpatine said:

Some random feedback:

-Three no-votes for Angelina Jolie. I'm stunned.

I'm stunned that you're stunned.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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I'm stunned that you're stunned that I'm stunned. Times infinity. Plus one!

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Nuf said Barf!!!

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vote_for_palpatine said:

I'm stunned that you're stunned that I'm stunned. Times infinity. Plus one!

C3PX, it looks like you lost this one.  Move along.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!