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okay so i took one of our pages from star wars general discussion and this site tranlated it in pornovision...
its absolutly hilarious to read...

check it out at the following link..


WARNING: BAD LANGUAGE may be NSFW


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"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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One of ric's longer posts a few posts up from the bottom is classic.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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..ok.......

*slowly backs away and leaves this thread never to return again. *
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Porn-o-vision!

Sounds like one of those weird movie theater systems of the 50s and 60s, like Cinerama ou Smell-o-rama...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Man, I'm glad I didn't post in that thread; the possibilities are frightening.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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I am just oh-so-happy to be known as Bossk - Jedi "Son of a Whore" Spirit who had his muff sniffed on Mar. 2003. Lovely.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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Hey, what can you do, its catchy.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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My Anthony Daniels quote in porn-o-vision:

"George's devotion to digital plows over-cuntlapped the cuntlapping films. Too many digital funky ballbusts become a fingerfucking little bit titty fucking. The unclefucking barfs licks muff sniffed." -- Anthony "Omar Pussy" Smacks on the Prequels
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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This one's even better... Gizoogle.

It translates sites into gangsta rap.

Here's our forum homepage translated by Gizoogle.

And I get to be B-to-tha-izzossk
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Any of you guys ever use Opera: Bork Edition??

Opera was complaining that the MSN homepage had been carefully written to display wrong on non-IE browsers, and they provided evidence to support it.
When Microsoft didn't back down about it, they decided to have some fun with it. The create the Bork edition.

If you visit ANY other webpage, its fine. If you visit MSN, the page is translated into the language of the Muppet's Swedish Chef.



Sorry the image is so big, its the only one I found where the text was big enough to read.
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Ixpedeea.cum... Sounds like a site that would do comparison shopping of red-light districts to find you the best rate on prostitutes.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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I like the bottom of the "Feend" column.

Mure-a...Bork, Bork, Bork!
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Ixpedeea.cum... Sounds like a site that would do comparison shopping of red-light districts to find you the best rate on prostitutes.


I like that one.
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LOL! These sites ROCK!

"r2 is usefull if you own a x-wing or a gangbanging milenium falcon..."

Isn't THAT the truth!

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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I never said anything like that! What the HFIL is going on?!

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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'll use stupidly dubbed lines from any property anytime I want to, thank you very much.

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hehe glad people liked it
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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That was hilarious, Luke. How did you find that?
"May the force be with you!"
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How is inserting perveted ual refferences between every other word funny?

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Because it changes the context, much like your simplified explanation of what the website does. I, personally, like the notion of a "gangbanging Millenium Falcon."

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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That depends on which meaning of the word "gangbanging" you're using.

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