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Han Solo: Grandfather

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Hm. Can anyone here actually imagine Han Solo as a grandfather? (spoilers ahead)












He becomes one in the latest EU novel, Dark Nest II. Jacen Solo has a child with Queen Mother Tenal Ka, whose arm he inadvertantly sliced off years earlier. I haven't gotten to the end of the book, though, so I don't know how it plays out.


















End Spoilers.

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Chaltab, I strongly advise you to change the threads name, since the main spoiler is there.

Not that I would care though, I don't care about SW books spoils, but...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Good thing I got to that part last night.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Silly Chaltab. Actually, I clicked the link thinking it was going to be about Harrison Ford!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Silly Chaltab. Actually, I clicked the link thinking it was going to be about Harrison Ford!


Me too

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here, this is the war room!

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You all should know me better than to think I would care about an actor's offspring.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Hm. Can anyone here actually imagine Han Solo as a grandfather?

Yes. Enough that I think about H.Ford these days...
I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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Darth Chaltab said:

Hm. Can anyone here actually imagine Han Solo as a grandfather? (spoilers ahead)

No, but I can imagine Indiana Jones as a father

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TV's Frink said:

In before vbangle.

YOU KNOW WHAT!!!

 

YOU'RE BANNED!!!!

 

NOW GET OUT!

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Han Solo: Grandfather is probably the name of the upcoming live action series.

After that, a Lifetime Movie.

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GRANDFATHER!!!: The Han Solo Story.

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TV's Frink said:

Han Solo: Grandfather is probably the name of the upcoming live action series.

After that, a Lifetime Movie.

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GRANDFATHER!!!: The Han Solo Story.

I SAID BANNED!!!


DON'T YOU LISTEN!!??

<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>

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TV's Frink: Banned?

That doesn't sound like a Star Wars show.

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Tv's Frink's Band though....

 

...has potential....

 

 


AND IT NEEDS CGI! MOAR CGI FOR EVERYONE!

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Perfect.

David Bowie could narrate...

 

 

 

...alongside william shatner

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I thought this was another in the ranger of The Clone Wars OT character links.

Young Ackbar, Youngish Tarkin , The Boy Boba, Leia the glint in the Bespin ice-cream man's eye...

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Isn't Glint one of the Cantina Band members?

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TV's Frink said:

Isn't Glint one of the Cantina Band members?

 Trading card or it didn't happen.