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Happy Birthday [Fill in the Blank]!

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This is meant to be the less pessimistic counterpart to the "[fill in blank] Just Died" thread. The birthday of anyone can be celebrated here, whether they are still with us or not.

Happy birthday, Sylvia Plath. You would have turned eighty-years-old today.

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You look younger everyday with these old eyes.

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I was expecting Bingo to say something about filling in his [blank].

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He's dead.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Oh...because I've got a substantial check waiting for him.

If anyone would like share this substantial check with me, please send a money order for US$100. This cover all wealth transfer fees that will allow us all to be much wealthy, and have all the money we needs to buy the thing we most want in our lives.

 

 

 

Note: This is just a stupid joke. Please don't send me any money orders.

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Happy 103rd birthday, Mr. Price! Here's to hoping that your career's doing as well in Heaven as it did here on Earth.

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Alanis Nadine Morissette turns 40 today (above photo not indicative of actual age).

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It's my mum's birthday today but due to my darting around time and space she has been at least half my age for the last few decades.

She never fails to remind me of the time someone thought I was her boyfriend at a wedding.

While we are on the subject. For about the fifth time now someone trying to lure my better half into a better job has though I am his dad...he is 11 years old than me.

The man at the corner shop asked me if I was wearing a wig because it had 'changed colour' so quickly :-D

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Today is my birthday; as of now, I have been living with my parents, unemployed (minus almost six months back in 2008), and without a lover for twenty-seven years.

I hope I get some Southern Comfort as a birthday present.

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Happy birthday, I can perfectly relate to all of that minus the 27 part, I'm one year younger. ;)

Have a good one!

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Groovy!

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Heather Langenkamp turned 53 on the 17th of this month.

I wanted to make this post on the 17th, but forces beyond my control prevented that, alas.