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Han never shot first! (NOT what you think)

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ajFd_Tf7D1M

http://youtube.com/watch?v=R4D00nSAmD4

I lol'd.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Those are awesome.

Lucas is such a fucknut for changing that...

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Totally awesome!
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Does 'awesome' mean the same as cute these days?

That still means I liked em.

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That was hilarious beyond words.

"Now all Lucas has to do is make a cgi version of himself.  It will be better than the original and fit his original vision." - skyjedi2005

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Thanks for this small preview of Lucas' 30th anniversary DVD of StarWars. Boy, am I glad there'll be a release this year after all.
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I personally feel that it would help Han Solo's character if Vader picked up a blaster and shot at him on Bespin first. It would only be logical that Vader would shoot and miss anyway, since he's only skilled with a lightsaber. That would go a long way to creating continuity with Han's "I can't shoot you unless you shoot at me first at point-blank range and miss" character trait.
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Working everyday with "scum and villainy" must be difficult for a man with Han's ethics. Thankfully his enemies seem to be incompetent.

"Now all Lucas has to do is make a cgi version of himself.  It will be better than the original and fit his original vision." - skyjedi2005

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But we all know the Greedo scene will be altered futher. What I'd really like to see someone post is the new version I'm sure will show Greedo's shot hit the wall, bounce around and then hit him. Why should Han even shoot at all, that makes him seem like he's not a saint.

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