Humorous and silly suggestions welcome but also I would like to read some serious attempts at decoding the title formula.
To start the ball rolling, I thought that the PT should have started with a title that mirrored the OT's A New Hope.
But as they didn't go down that route I'm shifting An Ancient Enemy up to Episode VII (go find that domain name and sit on it).
War of the Stars, As Written in the Journal of the Whills: Episode VII - Rise of the Scruffy Looking Nerf Herder, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Force
“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”
Return of the Talent
Spoiler free for the ST
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back Into The Cinema? Revenge Of The Gungans? Wicket's Finest Hour?
Seriously, though, it would be nice to see some sort of reference to Journal Of The Whills. It's not the catchiest of titles but I'm sure a lot of us recall it first being mentioned in the prologue to the adaptation of the first Star Wars film and we've been wondering about it ever since. With its appearance in at least one revision of the screenplay for Revenge Of The Sith, the existence of the Whills has clearly not been completely forgotten about.
A Newer Hope?
Another Phantom Menace?
I'm being somewhat serious about those, since I could see them referencing other titles at this point.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
END OF LINE
(It hasn’t happened yet)
A New Threat
Son of the Suns
J
Star Wars Episode VII: The Quickening
A Space Odyssey? :)
Nah, but I thought about the old N64 game, Shadows Of The Empire. That would be a great title. Or simply Shadow Of The Empire.
EP. VII: a new phantom menace
EP VIII: The empire strikes back again with more clones
EP IX: Return of the jedi: with a vengeance
Luke threw twice…maybe.
Rise of the Gungan Sith
"Close the blast doors!"
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7: Rise of the Dark Side (Palpatine cloned himself and he isn't actually dead. Battles Luke who is now a Yoda-level master)
8: Dawn of the Mask (Luke, ruminating about his father, finally loses it after spiraling into depression- he dons the Darth Vader suit)
9: Journal of the Whills (Leia joins the dark side and dons some kind of breathing mask like the one at the beginning of ROTJ- likes to choke people like Darth Vader)
10-12: Luke's children come back and destroy the Empire once and for all.
I wish that I could just wish my feelings away...but I can't. Wishful wishing can only lead to wishes wished for in futile wishfulness, which is not what I wish to wish for.
Star Wars Episode VII: Electric Boogaloo
Episode VII: The Last Master (Luke is the last true Jedi Knight, establishing a new academy)
Episode VIII: The Shadow of the Sith
Episode IX: Balance of the Force
Preferred Saga:
1/2: Hal9000
3: L8wrtr
4/5: Adywan
6-9: Hal9000
If they are trying to displease OT fans, the direction seems clear:
Episode 7: Gungan Family Reunion
Episode 8: Christmas with Uncle Jar-Jar
Episode 9: Boss Nass Celebrates Life Day
Could be good lo-budget flicks;)
I wish that I could just wish my feelings away...but I can't. Wishful wishing can only lead to wishes wished for in futile wishfulness, which is not what I wish to wish for.
7: A Newer Hope
8: The Newest Hope
9: The Not Quite As New Of A Hope But Still A Hopeful Hope
I wish that I could just wish my feelings away...but I can't. Wishful wishing can only lead to wishes wished for in futile wishfulness, which is not what I wish to wish for.
The Creeping Fear.
Enemy Of The Galaxy.
That Man Is Playing Galaxians!
Episode VII: Death Star III
Wow, how spooky, my self-penned "episode seven" is also called The Creeping Fear. I know it was an April's Fool's title for episode three but nevertheless, it's a bit worrying (for you) that for a moment you were on the same wavelength as me.
Ep. 7 - A New Hope II
Ep. 8 - The Empire Strikes Back II
Ep. 9 - Return of The Jedi II
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
Dark Side Rising...
Where were you in '77?
Easterhay said:
Wow, how spooky, my self-penned "episode seven" is also called The Creeping Fear. I know it was an April's Fool's title for episode three but nevertheless, it's a bit worrying (for you) that for a moment you were on the same wavelength as me.
It doesn't worry me at all, I'm pretty used to it, hee hee hee.
VII - An Uneasy Alliance
VIII - Ghosts of the Past
IX - The New Jedi Order
“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”
Darth Vader Of Mars.
Advents Children.
Mission To Moscow.
The Ridiculous Menace
Attack of the Ridiculousness
Revenge of the ___?
“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”