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Well, if you consider The Bible to be "real", then it did have the power to instantly kill anyone who touched it, as referenced in C3PX's post. If you don't believe it to be "real," then, no, it's just a story about a box that has similar powers in both The Bible and in Raiders. Oh, and I loved that Casablanca story, C3PX, as well as your new and improved Indy titles.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:Well, if you consider The Bible to be "real", then it did have the power to instantly kill anyone who touched it, as referenced in C3PX's post.

 

 I don't, but then it doesn't make sense why the Nazis would want it so bad if it's just gonna kill you.

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In the film, it is assumed (by the Nazis, anyway) that the army possessing the Ark will be able to control its power and thus use it as an infallible weapon. As the film unfolds, it is revealed that the Ark has a greater will than the Third Reich, and instead of the Nazis controlling the Ark, the Ark controls them.

It's actually kinda ironic, because a very similar thing happened in the Bible. Just prior to Israel's monarchic age, the Hebrew army was engaged in constant skirmishes against the Philistines, and on one occasion, in an attempt to tilt the scales in their favor, they took the Ark with them into battle, thinking it would ensure victory. In fact, nothing of the sort happened. Israel lost the battle, the Philistines took possession of the Ark, and Israel didn't get it back until years later. The entire affair ended up costing many, many lives.

(Just to pre-emptively clarify, I'm not trying to draw any parallels between the Jews and the Nazis...only between the mistaken assumptions that the Ark of the Covenant can be controlled by an army, and the tragedy that such misconception begets.)

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You don't have to have read the Bible to understand it, just as we can understand references to all kinds of other artifacts and myths without having read everything that was ever written about them. I doubt GL is a very big Bible reader himself, nor do I think he really believes any of it (he does use names of ancient cities found in the Bible for a few SW names though, like Endor and the Gamorians). It really is a none issue of whether or not you you believe the stories told in the Bible. The point is Raiders is clearly going with the idea that the Biblical account of the Ark is real to some degree, and that it really does have some sort of supernatural power to it. Be a pretty boring story if it was just a silly box that did nothing. Kind of like making a movie about a Philosopher's Stone that is just a rock and doesn't possess the ability to turn lead into gold, or extend your life, or make you immortal, or whatever else it has been said to be able to do over the centuries. 

 

I don't, but then it doesn't make sense why the Nazis would want it so bad if it's just gonna kill you.

If I remember correctly, this part was clearly explained in the movie. The stories tell of the Israelites carrying the Ark into battle with them and God would help them defeat their enemies. I believe it is explained that this is what the Nazis are after. They think having the Ark in their possession will make them invincible. And actually, that is all you really need to know about the Ark to understand the story of Raiders.

 

I think this is why most modern movies don't really have plots either, and when they do the plot is overly simple. People relate a lot better to extensive action scenes and have a hard time digesting dialogue. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull had a really silly plot to it, but easily enough understood by a seven year old. You get convoluted crap like, "Knowledge! Knowledge was their treasure! You see Mutt! You've got to stay in school! Got that kids? Stay in school!"

 

EDIT: Oops, Akwat beat me to it, and explained it in half as many words and without going off on multiple tangents. That is what I get for taking my sweet time while typing. ;)

 

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Ok, then. It's been a year since the last time I've seen the film and even then I was on a date so I don't remember all the talking. Raiders has its moments but overall for me it is a bit boring. And I just can't stand Marion. But for reference, I like e.g. Hitchcock's Rear Window and I think it's one of the best films I've seen, if someone wants to talk about pacing and how great old films were.

Btw, Raiders of the Lost Ark didn't even have the Ark in the title here, in English it would be Raiders of the Lost Treasure.

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C3PX said:
LexX said:

 Also the Ark is pretty lame, there's no info about what it really is and what it does and when you open it, it just kills people who have eyes opened. Yippee. People like different things.

This was made back in the good ol' days. When not ever damn thing needed to be explained. The general assumption was that most people would be cultured enough to know what the Ark of the Covenant was and some of the background behind it.

These days, if it wasn't something that has been referenced on Family Guy*, you can be pretty certain the average joe is completely clueless about it. God instructed the Israelites to build the Ark and to place various items significant to their exodus from Egypt inside of it (including the stone tablets containing the ten commandments.. No one was even allowed to touch the Ark, let alone open it. It was to be carried on poles by the priests from the tribe of Levi. One Biblical account has it incorrectly being carried on a cart by oxen, it begins to tip over and a man reaches out to steady it and instantly falls dead. It was kept in the Holy of Hollies of the tabernacle (portable temple, used during the wilderness wanderings). Only the high priest was allowed in the Holy of Hollies, and only at designated times.

So, I guess they didn't feel the need to take the time to explain much more about the Ark than the fact that it was a sacred Hebrew artifact. Most people knew at least a little about it, and if they didn't, they wouldn't have to do a lot of asking before they found someone who could tell them more. 

Fortunately in today's world, we are much more considerate of people's ignorance. For example, before publishing the first Harry Potter book in North America, they changed the title, as well as all references in the text of the book, from Philosopher's Stone to Sorcerer's Stone, because there was concern that some Americans might not know what a Philosopher's Stone was. I propose that GL make a special edition version called, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Sacred Box of Hebrew Artifacts, perhaps he could add a few extra scenes giving some more explaination into the history of the sacred box of Hebrew artifacts. Also, to make the other two films match the title length of Indiana Jones and the Sacred Box of Hebrew Artifacts and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, he should rename them Indiana Jones and the Temple of Absolute Certain Doom and Weirdness and Indiana Jones and the Magical Everlasting Life Giving Cup of Christ.

 

 

*Funny story. There is this acquaintance of mine, every now and then we have a conversation, which usually consists of him talking about how good the latest movie he rented was, or about his favorite sports team. One time was talking about how great Transformers was and insisted that I needed to rent it sometime. Then he asked me what the last movie I had seen was, and I told him, "Casablanca". He then proceeded to give a long quote from the movie and I nearly shit my pants from surprise. I was almost expecting a, "Never heard of it? What is it about." from him, not a detailed, verbatim quote. After expressing my surprised, I asked, "Wait a minute, you didn't happen hear that line from Family Guy did you?" He grinned, "Yeah." Turns out he had never seen it and doesn't have a clue of what it is about.

 

Great post, C3PX, although my sister Holly might object to the idea of a Holy of Hollies. 

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LexX said:

I like e.g. Hitchcock's Rear Window and I think it's one of the best films I've seen, if someone wants to talk about pacing and how great old films were.

Btw, Raiders of the Lost Ark didn't even have the Ark in the title here, in English it would be Raiders of the Lost Treasure.

 

I really like a lot of Hitchcock's stuff too, Rear Window is one of my favorite of his flicks. If you don't mind me asking, where are you from, LexX?

 

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Great post, C3PX, although my sister Holly might object to the idea of a Holy of Hollies. 

 

Oops! One too many L's in there. :D

 

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Mielr said:
Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda said:
LexX said:

Raiders is bland. I find it boring,

I wonder if this is a generational thing.  In the past, movies had their ups and downs - it was called pacing.  Nowadays if something isn't exploding or someone screaming every 5 seconds, it's considered slow.

I was thinking the same thing.  I was 10 or 11 when Raiders came out, and I loved it. I was about 13 when Temple of Doom came out and I also loved it.

Well, it may be, but stop quoting me as it doesn't apply to me. I'm just saying that I don't like it very much or even that much that I would have bought them on DVD (not just because of Crusade), I have recorded them on VHS though. For me there's only one likeable character in Raiders and that's Indy, it just isn't enough for me. I don't care what happens to anyone else, there is no connection for me. Also the Ark is pretty lame, there's no info about what it really is and what it does and when you open it, it just kills people who have eyes opened. Yippee. People like different things.

Were you referring to me or Puggo? I wasn't responding to your comment, I was responding to Puggo (who quoted you). ;)

 

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C3PX said:
LexX said:

I like e.g. Hitchcock's Rear Window and I think it's one of the best films I've seen, if someone wants to talk about pacing and how great old films were.

Btw, Raiders of the Lost Ark didn't even have the Ark in the title here, in English it would be Raiders of the Lost Treasure.

 

I really like a lot of Hitchcock's stuff too, Rear Window is one of my favorite of his flicks. If you don't mind me asking, where are you from, LexX? 

 

 Finland.

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Sluggo said:

If it is different, then it isn't Star Wars.

But look how different Empire is compared to the rest of the saga. It really stands out. Return of the Jedi felt more like a direct sequel to A New Hope than Empire Strikes Back. Return Of The Jedi was supposed to be when the shit hit the fan. The end to a wonderful saga. This is the (at least in film) Last battle. The final show down between the oppressed rebels and the evil Empire. They needed to make this far darker than any of the movies. Luke is supposed to be standing on the razors edge fighting with the dark side. They didn't do that. It was a happy film and to me this movie didn't need to be happy.

 

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I dislike prequels and reboots to know end.  Either they are good like Batman Begins and true to their source.

Or they are good action flicks like casino royale, star trek 2009 but not anything like them except superficially or in name only.

Then you have complete piles of shit like the prequels that are reboots and prequels at the same time despite what Lucas says.  He changed the universe and the characters and the origins.

Then you have decent films like Superman Returns that crap all over what they stood for Truth Justice and the American Way.  Becomes Truth, Justice and all that stuff. Superman becomes a stalker and a deabdeat dad,lol.

Gotta love modernism.  Next thing you know they will reboot superman and have him be gay.

Not that there is anything wrong with that i just would not pay 10 dollars to see it.

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Casino Royale was very much true to its source.  It ignored the camp that the films had accumulated over the years, which alienated a lot of fans of James Bond movies, but it was one of only three Bond films that I feel accurately captured Ian Fleming's vision (the other two being From Russia with Love and On Her Majesty's Secret Service).

Quantum of Solace tried to hybridize James Bond and Jason Bourne, and it ended up feeling a lot like the Timothy Dalton films - Bond himself is very much in character, but everything around him just ... isn't.

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skyjedi2005 said:

Gotta love modernism.  Next thing you know they will reboot superman and have him be gay.

Oh! My! GOD! That would be... TOTALLY s'thuper!!!

 

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Hey guys, wouldn't it have been funny if George Lucas used this as the scene when Anakin initiates his allegiance to Palpatine rather than what we actually saw in ROTS? Of course, the rating would've probably been needed to be raised to an "X" rating.

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I see these movies series as...

The Godfather, The Godfather Part II

Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi

Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Alien, Aliens.

 

Then you have Back to the Future, Jaws, Rocky, Jurassic Park, and Predator which all have completely unnecessary sequels.

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What's so bad about The Godfather Part III?  I think it's great!

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:

What's so bad about The Godfather Part III?  I think it's great!

 

Its utter shit.  And Sophia coppola is awful in it.  Notice how they did'nt bother to restore part 3 like they did one and two,lol.

The one good thing about it Pacino's acting.  His reflective mood throughout the film, etc.

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Gaffer Tape said:

What's so bad about The Godfather Part III?  I think it's great!

It's not a bad film in itself, but it completely destroys the point of II - that even someone as good as Michael can be so corrupted by power that he becomes irreversably evil.  But then III comes along and all of a sudden, he's done a complete 180, and it's ridiculous.  It's like while he sat on that bench at the end of II, he decided "Well, I should stop being evil.  I think I'm going to," and then spent every moment of his life from that point on being a paragon of the good mafioso.

People don't do that.  Ever.

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I don't know.  It works for me.  This may seem like sacrilege to even say, but while I loved Part II, it hardly took the plot of the first film in a new direction (for the Michael stuff... obviously the young Vito sections were new, even though they were intended to parallel Michael... even though it was being transplanted from the original novel whereas the Michael parts were original).  To clarify to avoid flaming, I love Part II.  I love what they did with Fredo, I love what they did with the relationship of Michael and Kay.  However, to me, it seems like an extension of the first movie which already established that a good person could turn evil.  In Part II, we just see the evil person continuing to do evil stuff.  He gets worse, and, in effect, his life falls down around him because of that, but, like you said, ChainsawAsh, he didn't change.  There was no development.  It was just Michael doing stuff.  And again, it was stuff I found entertaining and fascinating, but it was just Michael continuing to be Michael.

Granted, it could have ended there, and it would have been a satisfying end.  But I just found it so fascinating that Part III took Michael in a completely different direction.  I don't think it's at all out of character that an older Michael might finally see the error of his ways and attempt to rectify his life and his legacy.  People do that all the time.  But I also loved the futility of it, the, "Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in!" that no matter what he does, he can't escape his sins, and he still ends up just as alone as he did at the end of the second movie despite his genuinely good intentions. 

And, yes, Sofia Coppola didn't help the movie too much, but she certainly wasn't a deal-breaker for me.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I also like The Godfather Part III, you're not alone Gaffer Tape.

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Janskeet said:

Hey guys, wouldn't it have been funny if George Lucas used this as the scene when Anakin initiates his allegiance to Palpatine rather than what we actually saw in ROTS? Of course, the rating would've probably been needed to be raised to an "X" rating.

 

 Better than the shit they put on screen :P

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C3PX said:

There should be a lot less people saying, "Man, I hate the PT, every single time I watch it I feel like throwing up!" and a lot more saying, "Ah, I barely remember the PT. I haven't seen it in ages."

This is Me - I've seen TPM 3 or 4 times, AOTC 1.5 times, and ROTS Once.  Never owned them, don't plan to ever watch them again.

 

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Vaderisnothayden said:
Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda said:
LexX said:

Raiders is bland. I find it boring,

I wonder if this is a generational thing.  In the past, movies had their ups and downs - it was called pacing.  Nowadays if something isn't exploding or someone screaming every 5 seconds, it's considered slow.

Hardly a generational thing. I was around when Raiders came out. I was around when ANH came out. I have no problem with a movie that isn't all frantic energy. But Raiders is trying to be an energetic film and it fails. And Raiders' problem isn't a matter of slowness. Things happen pretty fast in Raiders. It's a matter of force and intensity, which isn't all about speed. Things in Raiders are just bland. Bland villains, bland portrayal of locations, bland situations. When I look back over Raiders, there just isn't that much that's INTERESTING. Whereas the other two films have plenty.

I never got that impression. To me, Last Crusade always felt bland. I love the interaction between the Joneses, but otherwise the plot and villains just seem flat. Raiders has not only the fast pace, but the camerawork to match it.

When I think Indy-I think of the bar scene in Raiders. Our archeologist is drowning his sorrows-and if you wanna talk to god you can go see him right now-Indy's got nothing better to do. "It would only take a push to make you like me-to take you out of the light." "Now you're getting nasty." Belloq is such a strong presence that is never matched in the other films.  (Well, Mola Ram is a good villain but sadly underdeveloped as is much of Temple.)

Marion can kinda get annoying, but not as much as Willie. Sallah and Marcus are not the travesties they were in Crusade. This is not saying that I dislike Crusade or Temple. In fact I only dislike KOTCS (The horror.) I enjoy the trilogy, (what is this 4th film we speak of?) but find Raiders a phenominal film to this day-one that stands on its own in theme, tone, pace, and style much like the original Godfather film.

I don't know-I'm making this up as I go.

 

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