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Get you Darth Vader slurpee cups yet?

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There isn't a 7-Eleven within 200 miles of me.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Over here Burger King is giving Star Wars toys with their burgers, a Darth Vader with a moving lightsaber, a C3PO that falls apart, a Yoda that jumps, and an R2D2 that moves on friction, maybe I can buy a toy from them without having to actually eat those burgers? I'll try begging, and then bribing.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering