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George's latest Car Wreck (Speed Channel)

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George Lucas Crashes In Celebrity Race

Star Wars creator George Lucas had a smashing time at the Toyota Pro-Celebrity Race in Long Beach, California on Saturday (14Apr07) when he collided with Csi: Miami star Emily Procter.

Procter's car slammed into the front of Lucas' during the pre-Long Beach Grand Prix festivities, pinning the movie mogul against a wall.

Lucas was subdued after the race, telling reporters, "I should have just let her go by me."


So will this wreck have a similar effect to Lucas' last one?

g4-Aots-LucasCrash.mov
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"Traveling through hyper-space isn't like dusting crops, boy."

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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George Lucas: Hey, you know a gal around here with a piss yellow deuce coupe, supposed to be hot stuff?
Eddie Griffin: You mean Emily Procter? Hey, nobody can beat her, man. She's got the fastest...
George Lucas: I ain't nobody, dork. Right?
Eddie Griffin: Right.
George Lucas: Hey, you see this Procter, tell her I'm lookin' for her, huh? Tell her I aim to blow her ass right off the road.
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George Lucas: Hey, I'm sorry if I scared ya!
Emily Procter: You're gonna hafta do one hell of a lot more than that to scare me!
George Lucas: Hey I've been lookin' all over for ya. Didn't nobody tell ya I was lookin' for ya?
Emily Procter: Man, I can't keep track of all you punks runnin' 'round here backwards.
George Lucas: Hey you're s'posed to be the fastest thing in the Valley, but that can't be your car. It must be your mama's car! I'm sorta' embarrassed to be this close to ya!
Emily Procter: Yeah, well I'm not surprised, drivin' a field car!
George Lucas: Field car? What's a field car?
Emily Procter: A field car runs through the fields, droppin' cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow.
George Lucas: Ha ha! That's pretty good! Say, I like the color of your car there. What's that s'posed to be? Sort of a cross between piss yella' and puke green ain't it?
Emily Procter: Well, you call that a paint job, but it's pretty ugly. I bet you got to sneak up on the pumps just to get a little air in your tires!
George Lucas: Well at least I don't have to pull over to the side just to let a funeral go by man.
Emily Procter: Oh ho, funny!
George Lucas: Hey, hey, hey, baby. What do you say?
Natalie Portman: Don't say anything and we'll get along just fine.
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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I hope Emily Proctor wasn't hurt.

If George was hurt, they could always film footage of a Wampa swatting him in the face. That'd make it better.
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When I first read the title of this thread, I thought uh oh, more changes!
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LOL @ mark!

My first thought was "why does he always crash??" Because the last time he did one of these he crashed too and was disqualified, and then there is that "big crash" when he was 18.
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Good rewriting of American Graffiti ADM. That brought a smile to my face imagining George saying Harrison Ford's line "I ain't nobody, dork."

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Last time he crashed, he had a life altering experience and we eventually got George's good stuff. Maybe thi is like getting hit on the head for amnesia victims.
There's good in the Original Trilogy, and it's worth fighting for.
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quick someone edit it into the podrace!
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I wonder if this will cause trauma of brain causing him to love the OOT

One can dream
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There's a Speed Channel? I had no idea such a thing existed!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.