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Could you please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes, Leia?
Could you please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes, Leia?
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Could you please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes, Leia?
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RIGHT TROOPER: Is my helmet too big?
LEFT TROOPER: Nah... stop worring about it.
RIGHT TROOPER: It is, it is too big! That's why those people were laughing at me!
LEFT TROOPER: They weren't laughing at you, will you stop that!? They were talking among themselves and laughing, they didn't even see you!
RIGHT TROOPER: They did! They did, and they were laughing at my big helmet, and calling me names!
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LEIA: "You want this ball? Come and get it, big boy..."
KIRK: "My pleasure."
Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
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I'm thuper! Thankth for athking!
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* Stops playing the song heard on ANH *
"Thank you, thank you, it's always great to be here at Mos Eisley... We are now promoting our new CD now, which is under an indie label, we sort of burned ourselves and we'll be selling it outside after this gig, so uh... right now we're gonna play one of the songs featured on it... It has a bit of a more jazzy feel into it, we've been experimenting with a new sound lately, so, uh, hope you like it.... Okay... In one, two, one two three..."
* Playing the exact same song as before *
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You have the balls to tell ME I'm too short to be a Stormtrooper?
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DARTH MAUL: "You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask!"
DARTH VADER: "You might be right." [bitch slaps Maul]
Penguin & Batman from Batman Returns.
Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
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There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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VADER: "Admiring your handy work?"
MAUL: "Touring the riot, gravely assessing the damage, upstanding mayor stuff.
VADER: "You're not the mayor."
MAUL: "Things change."
VADER: "What do you want?"
MAUL: "Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask!"
MAUL: "You don't really think you'll win, do you?"
VADER: "Things change."
PADME: "Meow."
MAUL: "I saw her first! Gotta fly!"
Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
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There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
I wasn't complaining, just proudly exclaiming that I got your reference, as I did with this one too. Sorry if it came across that way. Awesome stuff.
I wasn't complaining, just proudly exclaiming that I got your reference, as I did with this one too. Sorry if it came across that way. Awesome stuff.
Oh. Thank you. It's hard to tell sometimes with forums.
The hardest part is finding Batman Returns quotes that suit the characters - or, in the reverse, finding characters who suit the quotes of Batman Returns.
EMPEROR: "They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!"
Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
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Spielberg (whispering): George! You're.. not... wearing... flannel!
George (whispering quickly): Shut up and act natural so they won't notice!
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Spielberg (whispering): George! You're.. not... wearing... flannel!
George (whispering quickly): Shut up and act natural so they won't notice!
Spielberg (whispering): George! You're.. not... wearing... flannel!
George (whispering quickly): Shut up and act natural so they won't notice!
Geroge is looking pretty buff in that photo. Look at him now. Makes me wonder what I'll end up like.
War does not make one great.
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Spielberg (whispering): George! You're.. not... wearing... flannel!
George (whispering quickly): Shut up and act natural so they won't notice!
Spielberg (whispering): George! You're.. not... wearing... flannel!
George (whispering quickly): Shut up and act natural so they won't notice!
Now that's funny.
Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
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ANAKIN: I don't like this script. It's coarse and rough and
irritating, and it goes nowhere. Not like your dialogue. it's soft... and smooth...like plaster board.
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Meet... the Needa family!!!!!
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DOOKU: Oh dear god, is this what has become of my career....to fight an invisible green midget?
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PALPATINE: And now young Skywalker, you will head to Walmart for some Nice and Easy...
only then will you be strong enough to save Padme'.
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George Lucas does his first tests of forced perspective shots for Revenge of the Sith.
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Meet... the Needa family!!!!!
Meet... the Needa family!!!!!
That Needa mama is hot!
EDIT: Well, except for that red eye problem that makes her look evil.
RE-EDIT: Well, evil is hot, so no complaints there!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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And remember kids, you can prevent forest fires too. Or I'll force choke you.
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Cameraman before taking the picture: Dude is that beer in there?
Cameraman 2: I don't know. Just take the picture.
Cameramen sell picture to the times.
Times article:
Front page
- DARTH VADER SEEN DRINKING
That's right folks. We finnally have proof that Darth Vader drinks with his helmet on! Speculators have been wondering about this for several years and, no conclusion had been made. It was once thought that his suit provided him with nutrients and, he wouldn't have to drink. However, that is now disproven with this photo!
(Photo posted here caption in small print reads "Darth Vader in Family outing with Luke and, Leia.")
As, you see there seems to be a tube of some sort in his hand. Which must connect somehow to his body thus, that's how he drinks! Finally the mystery is solved! Currently investegators are searching for the people who took the photo to verify this information. Darth Vader's suit has many other abilities such as, .... continued on page 11b3d8u
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Originally posted by: Tim Lehrbach
PALPATINE: And now young Skywalker, you will head to Walmart for some Nice and Easy...
only then will you be strong enough to save Padme'.
PALPATINE: And now young Skywalker, you will head to Walmart for some Nice and Easy...
only then will you be strong enough to save Padme'.
LOL
War does not make one great.