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wow looks like he has a massive double chin in that pic! it's like his beard is in the middle of his face...
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/jediknight49/trailer_imgonnakillyou1.jpg

"i'll just stand here and stare really hard so that it looks like i'm evil. that's acting baby!"

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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
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http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/16/lucasportman_wideweb__430x306.jpg
Guy staring in the middle of the picture: *thinking* No one cares who the hell I am do they? Hm, well at least I can pretend to be her bodygaurd. ** "Mr. Lucas I'm going to have to ask you to take your hands off Ms. Padmé."

Natalie: Who are you!?!

Guy: I'm a person who's going to go over there. *points in another direction and, bolts the opposite way*


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"Whaddaya mean I don't deserve to be the ghost at the end of ROTJ?!"

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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What do you mean Darth Vader dies at the end of ROTJ?
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But does Vader die? Or did he die when Anakin turned to the darkside?, or is that in fact the point at which Anakin died, which explains the twenty-something year old force ghost?, or did Darth Vader ever really exist? or was the 'good man' Anakin Skywalker doing all that bad stuff all along, tricked by the Emperor?

Or did the prequels ruin Star Wars?

War does not make one great.

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http://gwiezdne-wojny.pl/grafika/e6/rojbts37.jpeg
Harrison: "How do you do that Vulcan hand salute thing again?"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father <Or did the prequels ruin Star Wars?



I think that is it exactly.
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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Just pretend that they are movies from another series. They aren't that bad then.
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http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/1/f1ce8a49374003737bde2fcfa4f21c46.jpg
LUKE: "I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman."

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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Qui-Gon: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! KNEEL before Zod!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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http://johndiesattheend.com/dookuvsanakin4.jpg

Count Dooku: Aww shoot!




http://johndiesattheend.com/diversion.jpg

All stand in awkward silence as R2-D2 malfunctions.




http://johndiesattheend.com/jeditemple.jpg

How much would it suck to have to deliver pizzas here.




http://johndiesattheend.com/yodasidious.jpg
http://johndiesattheend.com/sidious2.jpg

Darth Sidious: Argh! Watch where you point that thing...




http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/macewindu.jpg

Mace Windu: There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17... "The path of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"
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And now, for something completely different: Captions that need pics.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/ELBOW2HEAD/ELBOW2HEAD2/ELBOW2HEAD3/LucasHolidaySnaps2.gif

[EDIT] Whoever made these great pics musta forgotten that Lucas has been divorced for quite some time now.
MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
JediRandy: They're certainly beyond any repair you're capable of making.


MeBeJedi: You aren't one of us.
Go-Mer-Tonic: I can't say I find that very disappointing.


JediRandy: I won't suck as much as a fan edit.
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Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
And now, for something completely different: Captions that need pics.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/ELBOW2HEAD/ELBOW2HEAD2/ELBOW2HEAD3/LucasHolidaySnaps2.gif

[EDIT] Whoever made these great pics musta forgotten that Lucas has been divorced for quite some time now.
Those are hilarious, and I think the guy knows perfectly well that Lucas is divorced - who needs a wife when you can digitally create one?

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
http://gwiezdne-wojny.pl/grafika/e6/rojbts37.jpeg
Harrison: "How do you do that Vulcan hand salute thing again?"


Harrison: You see George, it's called The Shocker...
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http://johndiesattheend.com/sidious2.jpg

SIDIOUS: How dare they screw my character up like this!! Is it too much to ask that I actually look like I did in Return of the Jedi?

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Originally posted by: Number20
http://johndiesattheend.com/sidious2.jpg

SIDIOUS: How dare they screw my character up like this!! Is it too much to ask that I actually look like I did in Return of the Jedi?


Nyahahahaha

http://johndiesattheend.com/dookuvsanakin4.jpg
ANAKIN: "Harry Potter!"
SIDIOUS: "Lord of the Rings!"
ANAKIN: "Harry Potter!"
SIDIOUS: "Lord of the Rings!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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http://johndiesattheend.com/sidious2.jpg

Stuuuupid! Uuuuunlimited stupid!
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
And now, for something completely different: Captions that need pics.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/ELBOW2HEAD/ELBOW2HEAD2/ELBOW2HEAD3/LucasHolidaySnaps2.gif

[EDIT] Whoever made these great pics musta forgotten that Lucas has been divorced for quite some time now.
Those are hilarious, and I think the guy knows perfectly well that Lucas is divorced - who needs a wife when you can digitally create one?


Hence the green screen.

LOL.
MTFBWY. Always.

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"Ssssssssssssssshire! Baggiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssss!"

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/macewindu.jpg
MACE WINDU: "English motherf***er! Do you speak it?!"

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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http://www.galactic-voyage.com/images/Phantom%20Menace/aboard%20naboo%20cruiser.jpg

Obi-Wan: (whispers) Shh! He's back! ....ok, ok get ready... *giggles*
Qui-Gon: How's everything going in here guys?
Obi-Wan: Oh fine, fine.
Co-Pilot: Yup, just fine.

--Awkward silence--

Obi-Wan: Hey Qui-Gon..... which weighs more, a pile of bricks or a pile of feathers...?
Co-Pilot: Dammit you messed it up!
Obi-wan: Shit you're right!
Qui-Gon: *sighs and walks out*


http://www.galactic-voyage.com/images/Phantom%20Menace/N-1%20pilot.jpg

Pilot: Dat' son of a bitch just shot at me!




Padme: *closes eyes* Here goes!
Obi-Wan: *using Jedi Senses* Aww crap....


http://www.galactic-voyage.com/images/Phantom%20Menace/Sandpeople%20shoot.jpg

Sniper: haha noob u got pwned!!!! remeber my name .... krackpaip420!!!!!!!111


..........And a couple for you to do..........

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