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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
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Vader: There's only one way to stop the rebels - we're gonna have to cross the streams.

Yoda: Cross the streams, do not.

Vader: Why?

Yoda: Bad it would be.


Hahahahahaha
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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CHEWBACCA [translated]: "Who does #2 work for?! Who does #2 work for?!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Originally posted by: Mikes-Atomic-Dustbin
Cant belive noones tackled this one yet...

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Leia "But Han, what about Luke"
Han "He will get his later, this is our time"

Luke " Damn right ill get mine bitch!"



Awesome How about "So they are fake." Or "Small. That's ok, the Clone Wars made your mother's blow up like balloons."
"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have our revenge"
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PALPATINE: "We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger up here..."
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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"Nathan Sawaya used over 10,000 Lego pieces and spent 3 months making this masterpiece."

Yes, that is Han Solo frozen in carbonite...made from LEGO. Just thought i'd add this in, thought it was worth it anyone got any good captions? I was thinking of HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy but can't quote it from memory.
"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have our revenge"
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GEORGE LUCAS: Well, I've decided to make some more changes. I've replaced Han Solo in carbonite with this CGI rendering.
RICK McCALLUM: George, I think something went wrong with the resolution in the computer. He looks really blocky and pixelated.
GEORGE LUCAS: No, this was always my original vision. He should be blocky.
RICK McCALLUM: Genuis!!
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HAN IN CARBONITE: "Are they still planning to make an Indiana Jones 4?"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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A chocolate bar released in 1980 to tie-in with TESB.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
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HAN IN CARBONITE: "Are they still planning to make an Indiana Jones 4?"

GEORGE: Yep, we are finalising the script now...
HAN: I--I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur!

MTFBWY. Always.

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PALPATINE: "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you."

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Originally posted by: twister111
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"George show me the money!"


"So then Han grabs Luke like this..."
"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have our revenge"
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Originally posted by: twister111
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"George show me the money!"

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Episode 7: Carbonited Han Solo Clones Strike Back

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"I want you to walk over there faster."

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"Chewie your fur is blocking my view."




Hahahahahaha

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CHEWBACCA: "Time for noogies!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Harrison to an interested George:
So, Carrie was all coked up, and you know how she gets - Belushi was on top, Akroyd was underneath, and I was round the back. I licked my fingers and....

War does not make one great.

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Harrison: "Faster, more intense!"
George: "????"


I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Harrison [counting off on fingers]: "This is how many Bothans died to bring us this information..."

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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LEIA: "You're amazing."
HAN: "Thank you. I've worked hard to become so."
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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If you don't give me the location of the rebel base,.I'm gonna shake your groovy booty!
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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George: "Whacha doin', Harry?"
Harrison: "I'm trying to do that thing Spider-Man does to make his webbing shoot out."
George: "You do realize that he has web shooters to help him with that, right?"
Harrison: "Do I look like a fanboy?"
George: "No, you look like a 41 year old man trying to immitate a comic book character you obviously know very little about."
Harrison: "Shut up George."

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Originally posted by: Duke's alter ego
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The Disco Star


Hahahahaha

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TIE FIGHTER #1: "How deep is your love?"
TIE FIGHTER #2: "Shut up."
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones

George: "Whacha doin', Harry?"
Harrison: "I'm trying to do that thing Spider-Man does to make his webbing shoot out."
George: "You do realize that he has web shooters to help him with that, right?"
Harrison: "Do I look like a fanboy?"
George: "No, you look like a 41 year old man trying to immitate a comic book character you obviously know very little about."
Harrison: "Shut up George."


ROFL

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Anakin: The One Ring is mine. I claim it for my own. My Precious will never fall into the mountain of fire!

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Lucas: You know Padme, all those lines about how soft and smoothe things were... it was really ME saying that. I love you, Padme.
Padme: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! [or alternatively, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab

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Lucas: You know Padme, all those lines about how soft and smoothe things were... it was really ME saying that. I love you, Padme.
Padme: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! [or alternatively, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]


Now this is VERY disturbing...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones

George: "Whacha doin', Harry?"
Harrison: "I'm trying to do that thing Spider-Man does to make his webbing shoot out."
George: "You do realize that he has web shooters to help him with that, right?"
Harrison: "Do I look like a fanboy?"
George: "No, you look like a 41 year old man trying to immitate a comic book character you obviously know very little about."
Harrison: "Shut up George."

ROFL

Thanks.


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Anakin: The One Ring is mine. I claim it for my own. My Precious will never fall into the mountain of fire!

Hahahahaha

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NATALIE: "Ow! Not there, I'm very sensitive there!"

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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