Gay Fuel — Page 2

Author: segaflip
Time: 30-Oct-2005 11:05 PM
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Well next pay day might be gay fueled!

Author: The Bizzle
Time: 31-Oct-2005 1:49 AM
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Everybody's just a little bit gay, don't you think? Just a little bit?

I believe so, and here's why. Follow me.

Gay = Homosexual

Homo = One

Masturbation = Sex with yourself.

Now, the purest form of the term "homosexual" would be having sex with yourself, which is masturbation, which involves you with your hand on a penis, manipulating that penis until that penis ejaculates, and sometimes, even ejaculating ON YOURSELF depending on whether you can't get to a napkin or a sock or a toilet in time. Plus most guys admit to trying to autofellate themselves--which is an act where you attempt to put a penis in your mouth.

is there anything GAYER than masturbation, then, using that logic?

fun stuff to throw at your local homophobe to watch their brains short-circuit.

The Best Show You've Never Heard

Author: ricarleite
Time: 31-Oct-2005 5:45 AM
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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Now would be a perfect time to pick up George Takei as a spokesman.

George Takei dressed in Star Trek:
"Hello, I am George Takei. I used to be Sulu from the Star Trek original series and movies, but now I'm gay. What made me realize my spacial homo-erotic ways and go to where no REAL man has ever gone before? Why, Gay Fuel, that's what! Four hundred mililiters of pure, gayish energetic, that will make you have energy of FOUR village people members combined! With a fruity flavor and a pink color that will make you go wild!"

Announcer, very fast: "Not for sale in Utah, Ohio, Florida and Canada, might cause partial blindness or dementia, will not make the consumer homosexual, talk to your doctor before consuming."

GT: "Gay Fuel!"

By the way, homo = same, not one.

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: The Bizzle
Time: 31-Oct-2005 1:09 PM
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again, how does it get more same than yourself?

fag.

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Author: Darth Enzo
Time: 31-Oct-2005 5:02 PM
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That seals it, Bizzle's one of those gay queer homosexters. You can't say (or type) f@g unless you are one. See that? Mr. Garrison was right!

Author: sean wookie
Time: 31-Oct-2005 6:37 PM
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Yes he is!

Author: Count Dushku
Time: 2-Nov-2005 7:08 PM
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This is easily one of the funniest threads I've ever seen...

I want a can of that stuff. Would make a good christmas present to some of my old classmates...

Which is the more foolish, the fool (the OT) or the fool who follows (the PT)?

"Stay back, or Mr...Fett gets it!"

Author: segaflip
Time: 6-Nov-2005 11:46 PM
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Originally posted by: The Bizzle
Now, the purest form of the term "homosexual" would be having sex with yourself, which is masturbation, which involves you with your hand on a penis, manipulating that penis until that penis ejaculates, and sometimes, even ejaculating ON YOURSELF depending on whether you can't get to a napkin or a sock or a toilet in time. Plus most guys admit to trying to autofellate themselves--which is an act where you attempt to put a penis in your mouth.

That is not how my girlfriend masturbates.