Gay Fuel - Original Trilogy

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 26-Oct-2005 11:35 PM
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Well, after lots of YTMND surfing, I have officially ordered a case of Gay Fuel. I'm not even remotely gay, but I just couldn't resist something as preposterous as Gay Fuel. I ordered a 24 pack, and i already have a lot of classmates that want to buy some off me.

I should get it in 2-3 days. More details to come.

Author: Windexed
Time: 26-Oct-2005 11:50 PM
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"I'm not even remotely gay" + buying gay fuel = you are at least a tiny bit gay

40,000 million notches away

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 27-Oct-2005 1:42 AM
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Hey, you can use your empty logic all you want, I'm the one with the wad of cash in his hand from selling a gay energy drink to schoolmates

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 27-Oct-2005 5:48 AM
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What is Gay Fuel?

War does not make one great.

Author: Duke's alter ego
Time: 27-Oct-2005 6:37 AM
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Originally posted by: Windexed
"I'm not even remotely gay" + buying gay fuel = you are at least a tiny bit gay

Supposedly everyone is.

Don't forget: with Lacuna, you can forget.

Author: ricarleite
Time: 27-Oct-2005 7:55 AM
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Eh? What is this?

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 27-Oct-2005 9:00 AM
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http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/images/can.jpg

Think Red Bull, but pink.

Author: ricarleite
Time: 27-Oct-2005 9:30 AM
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LOL!

Wow... Is this for real? I never thought such a product would exist...

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: RRS-1980
Time: 27-Oct-2005 10:16 AM
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Are we absolutely sure it's really about homosexualism?

Webster says also: "gay" = brightly colored and showy; brilliant in colors; splendid; fine; richly dressed
Take a look at the can - it's fairly colorful, don't you think? Or maybe it's because the drink gives you energy to be "cheerful and gay".

Originally posted by: Nanner Split
...I'm not even remotely gay...

...but still, you have such a lovely... helmet

I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 27-Oct-2005 1:46 PM
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I'm reminded of the Mad magazine article "Sesame Street Meets the Religious Right." those of you who have seen it will know exactly what I'm talking about.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 27-Oct-2005 3:36 PM
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Trust me, if you'd seen some of the other stuff they were selling on the site I got this from, you'd have no question as to what definition of "gay" they were using.

Author: RRS-1980
Time: 27-Oct-2005 3:44 PM
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The Red Badge of Gayness, perhaps?

I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...

Author: ADigitalMan
Time: 27-Oct-2005 4:50 PM
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Everybody's just a little bit gay, don't you think? Just a little bit?

I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.

Author: ricarleite
Time: 27-Oct-2005 4:55 PM
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Everybody's just a little bit gay, don't you think? Just a little bit?

That's probably this product's slogan!

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: sean wookie
Time: 27-Oct-2005 5:48 PM
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Ever hear about queer beer?

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 27-Oct-2005 7:02 PM
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No, sean. Why don't you tell us about it? ^_~

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: sean wookie
Time: 27-Oct-2005 9:30 PM
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Ch-ch-ch-ch check check it out here queer beer

Author: Knolly
Time: 28-Oct-2005 12:02 AM
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Any chance you could link us to where you bought the 24 pack? I find myself wanting this in a non-amorous fashion.

Author: Darth Enzo
Time: 28-Oct-2005 12:37 AM
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That's reassuring, Knolly. 'Cause if you wanted to get freaky with an aluminum can, then, well, damn.

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 28-Oct-2005 1:12 AM
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I ordered it from here:

http://www.qgiftsonline.com/store/gay_fuel_energy_drink.html

A few words of advice though: You may wanna wait until I receive mine, so I can report back whether or not the site is a rip-off. Just a caution. I'm hoping it'll come in by tomorrow afternoon, so my friends and i can drink it on the way to our last football game of the season (2 hours away).

Author: ricarleite
Time: 28-Oct-2005 7:30 AM
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C'mon are you really going to watch a football game with the other guys and suddenly pick up a can of GAY FUEL and drink its pink contents?

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 29-Oct-2005 3:23 AM
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Ya damn right I will, Ric!

The shipment arrived at my friend's house today, but I won't be able to have any till tomorrow. I am totally psyched.

Author: segaflip
Time: 29-Oct-2005 7:58 PM
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Well get your ass over there!!

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 30-Oct-2005 12:57 AM
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I just had my first can of Gay Fuel about an hour ago. It's actually pretty good. The flavor is sorta Red Bull-ish but......fruity (oh, the irony). The funniest part is that on the back of the can it says that 5% of the proceeds will go to an AIDS related charity.

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 30-Oct-2005 10:50 PM
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Now would be a perfect time to pick up George Takei as a spokesman.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.