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Gaffer Tape's YouTube Reviews of Awesome Candy-Creating Goodness! (The Facts of Life/Star Trek III Conspiracy!) — Page 4

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QFT.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Too easy!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:

Too easy!

Sorry, you're thinking of Hooker Frink.

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Urgh.  I'm beginning to wonder if this is going to go the way of my G.I. Joe video.  I'm liking where it's going so far, but I have no reason to believe it's actually going to encode properly.  Now I remember why I stopped doing videos, and why my last two have been nothing but still images:  when I try to actually have video in recent months, the playback can't handle it, and neither can the filemaking.  What's my problem?  Or what's its problem?  Is 2 gigs of ram enough memory to undertake editing, or should I try to get something better?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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so is this video really going to be about 1776?

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That's what I want to know!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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QFT!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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STOP DOUBLE POSTING!!!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANNNYE MORE.  ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!

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So doing nothing but editing for several hours today, abstaining from food until this very moment, I have a very good feeling the video will be posted tonight.  That is, I only have two more images to insert in the video before it is done.  And then... God willing, it will actually convert into a video without any screwups.  Um... this is going to be a long angry night...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Is this... 1776 the musical... ?

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Everyone is far too inquisitive...  Inquisitiveness ended the respiratory functions of the three-toed sloth!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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It's The Simpsons Movie, right?

Oh, I guess that would be the four-toed sloth.

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Well, on my first try I managed to get a pretty decent encode with only the slightest bit of stuttering.  Granted, it's on my favorite part of the video, but I doubt I could hope for anything better even if I took all night, so I'm going to go ahead and upload it.  Link will be posted soon, you three and four-toed sloths.  Cookies may or not be awarded after the judging period depending on the results.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZRFvkmysB4

Haha, it's done!  Please enjoy and comment!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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two thumbs up, Gaffer!!!!   Thankyou for reviewing one of my favorite and often overlooked movies. 

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I loved it in history class and I'd probably love it now, thanks for reminding me of it.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Yay! He's back!

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Thank you so much, guys!  It still drives me crazy to watch that encode, though, especially at the introduction montage and the "Obnoxious and Disliked" segment since, in my opinion, I had timed both of them out really well, and that little bit of stuttering utterly ruins it!  Arghh!  This is why my last two videos only used still images!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Leave Richard Henry Lee from Virginia alone!
Leave Richard Henry Lee from Virginia alone!
He's not like you.  
And me.  
He's not like you.
And me!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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I however have to take issue with a couple of the things you side.   I believe "Cool Considerate Men" should be in, and should never have been cut.   Think out it,  in a movie about American freedom, we are going to cut a song because the President doesn't like it???  Also another thing to remember the song was part of the original Broadway Musical.   When a Broadway Music or play is made into a movie, I think the movie should be as close to the stage version as possible.   One of the things I love about this movie is the use of so much of the cast from Broadway version.    That said,  I wish they would have released both the director's cut, and the original theatrical release on the DVD.   I didn't like that they cut some of the musical cues.    In the theatrical cut, there are times when the music plays while people are talking for dramatical purposes.  They were removed in the director's cut and there is just silence now and someone like me who had watched the original for so many years it is very noticeable and feels like something is missing.   But I am glad to finally be able to see it in widescreen.  It makes a big difference in the numbers like "The Egg" and "Molasses to Rum To Slaves" .   

You questioned why the number with Martha Jefferson.  I betting why she added was to give another role for a female in the Musical.   If you take her out, the only female in the whole thing is Mrs. Adams.

If this ever comes to Blu-ray,  I hope they release the theatrical cut, directors cut, and I believe when it was released to laser disc there was another cut with even more scenes added,  I'd like to see that version on the blu-ray as well.   I think they added in a longer version of "Piddle, Twiddle and Resolve." which adds back in lines cut from the original Broadway Musical "   Unfortunately, that will probably never happen.  They will probably just release the director's cut.

btw, you also forgot to mention that William Daniels was in St. Elsewhere, no  offense.     

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In the words of Anakin Skywalker:

You're either for 1776, or you're against me.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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xhonzi said:

In the words of Anakin Skywalker:

You're either for 1776, or you're against me.

I don't remember him saying anything close to that.  You should have gone with something like this:

Master, sir, I heard Yoda talking about 1776.  I've been wondering...what is 1776?

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Execute order 1776!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!