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GREATEST aMERICANS

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What do you think?

Bob Dylan
Deep Throat
Elvis
JFK
MLK
Steve Wozniak
Thomas Jefferson
Walt Disney
Hunter S Thompson
Crazy Horse
Bigfoot
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Stephen Colbert
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I for one think Jesus is the greatest American!

Oh, and King Arthur!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Sean, it is now clear to me that we do, in fact, share a common ground:

The belief that Bigfoot is one of the greatest Americans to grace us.

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Isn't Bigfoot Canadian, living here illegally?
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Fucking immigrant.....taking work away from American bigfoots.

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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Isn't Bigfoot Canadian, living here illegally?

Sasquatch is Canadian, but he had Bigfoot while he was on a trip to the US, so Bigfoot is technically an American.

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Lincoln
Reagan
FDR (for his wartime leadership not his domestic)
Rod Serling
Hugh Hefner
James Madison
Kennedy
Joe McCarthy
Bobby Kennedy
Nemo me impune lacessit

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Wozniak is also a good choice although so is Gates.
Nemo me impune lacessit

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Originally posted by: JediSage
Joe McCarthy

You just threw this one in here to be ironic, right? :\

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Wozniak was an innovator, Gates was a replicator. The dude didn't even invent DOS!

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Originally posted by: BrikHaus81
Originally posted by: JediSage
Joe McCarthy

You just threw this one in here to be ironic, right? :\


No way he did anything good, he just relied on fear and accused people of being Communists.

Frank Zappa
Hunter S. Thompson (Truly a great person)
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Originally posted by: JediSage
Lincoln
Reagan
FDR (for his wartime leadership not his domestic)
Rod Serling
Hugh Hefner
James Madison
Kennedy
Joe McCarthy
Bobby Kennedy


Am I the only one who thinks that the inclusion of Hugh Hefner in a list of 'greatest Americans' is pretty funny too? Does he really rank in the same catagory as FDR, Reagan, of JFK?
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Originally posted by: Number20
Originally posted by: JediSage
Lincoln
Reagan
FDR (for his wartime leadership not his domestic)
Rod Serling
Hugh Hefner
James Madison
Kennedy
Joe McCarthy
Bobby Kennedy


Am I the only one who thinks that the inclusion of Hugh Hefner in a list of 'greatest Americans' is pretty funny too? Does he really rank in the same catagory as FDR, Reagan, of JFK?


Maybe Larry Flynt could be added as well, after all, he did have the freedom of the press and of speech question definitively answered by the supreme court. He also continues to this day to keep the politicians on their guard. He, yet again, posted a 1,000,000 reward for any evidence of any Washington politicians involved in sex scandels.
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Originally posted by: ferris209
Maybe Larry Flynt could be added as well, after all, he did have the freedom of the press and of speech question definitively answered by the supreme court. He also continues to this day to keep the politicians on their guard. He, yet again, posted a 1,000,000 reward for any evidence of any Washington politicians involved in sex scandels.

I'd place Flynt over Hef in terms of being a Great American, compared to a guy who just really likes boobies. Why can't we catch more of these Washington Pervs on tape? You want tact, call a tactician. You want a ass nailed, you come see Gus Petch. We need Gus Petch to "Nail Yo' Ass" in Washington.
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
What do you think?

Bob Dylan
Deep Throat
Elvis
JFK
MLK
Steve Wozniak
Thomas Jefferson
Walt Disney
Hunter S Thompson
Crazy Horse
Bigfoot


You are wicked, wicked high school.

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What's so great about Hunter S. Thompson? So he did a bunch of drugs and wrote about it. Big fucking deal.

Other great Americans:

Louis Armstrong
Lord Buckley (anyone who knows who this is gets a cookie)

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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
What's so great about Hunter S. Thompson? So he did a bunch of drugs and wrote about it. Big fucking deal


The political activisim he was in and fucking Gonzo Journalism. Also you have to be crazy to understand him really.
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Originally posted by: Nanner Split
What's so great about Hunter S. Thompson? So he did a bunch of drugs and wrote about it. Big fucking deal


The political activisim he was in and fucking Gonzo Journalism. Also you have to be crazy to understand him really.


John Lennon, Jim Morrison, and Hunter S. Thompson: the Holy Trinity of druggie/hippie morons.

See also: Syd Barrett, Jerry Garcia, etc.

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Originally posted by: Nanner Split

Lord Buckley (anyone who knows who this is gets a cookie)


http://images.salon.com/02dec1995/columns/bucko5.gif
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Originally posted by: sean wookie
Originally posted by: Nanner Split
What's so great about Hunter S. Thompson? So he did a bunch of drugs and wrote about it. Big fucking deal


The political activisim he was in and fucking Gonzo Journalism. Also you have to be crazy to understand him really.


John Lennon, Jim Morrison, and Hunter S. Thompson: the Holy Trinity of druggie/hippie morons.

See also: Syd Barrett, Jerry Garcia, etc.


Better than Christian morons, too many of those. If I have to see one more parent make their kid hold up signs at an Abortion Clinic protest or people say how there should be prayer in schools.
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Yes, because Christianity is SOOO much worse than using mind-altering substances that could permanently damage and/or kill you (see also: Syd Barrett, Jerry Garcia, Jim Morrison, etc.)

What did Christianity have to do with this conversation, anyway?

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Originally posted by: ferris209
Originally posted by: Nanner Split

Lord Buckley (anyone who knows who this is gets a cookie)


http://images.salon.com/02dec1995/columns/bucko5.gif


He said "DIG INFINITY!" And they dug it!

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